Senseless Elf Killing In Latest Global Agenda Trailer

Posted 9th Jun 2009 03:43 PM by Maticus

Hi-rez studios has released the latest trailer for its upcoming sci-fi MMO, Global Agenda, and there's a distinct anti-Elf feeling about it.




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Maticus
Posted 09, Jun 2009 04:06 PM
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Clearly that’s a blood elf.

Anyway, I’m just waiting for a skilled Machinima maker to get revenge on Hi-Rez studios for this. It should go something like this:

(Continues from the end of the video above)
A Blood Elf Priest pops out from around the corner and rezzes the silly Mage (that’s what happens if you Ebay, tut tut).

The screen then cuts back to the ‘Agent’ strutting off. A huge two-handed axe comes flying into the shot and knocks him over, stunning him for a few seconds.

The agent’s cloaking device is crushed in the fall. He jumps up and spins on the plate-encased Night Elf Warrior, raising his gun. As he does this, a NE Rogue pops out of stealth behind him and performs a quick Gouge. A BE Mage who happens to be travelling past on her flying carpet stops by, giggling at the stupefied Agent. Moments later, the group turn and leave together, laughing at the confused looking sheep.

The Agent calms himself, eyeing his gun lying on the ground nearby “Stupid Elves, leaving me to attack them later…” Just then, a beam of white light hits the ground, vaporising the weapon. The BE Paladin shakes his finger at the startled sheep before summoning his steed and galloping off to catch up with his friends.

“It could be worse” thinks the Agent, as a passing Bear stops, changes into a Cat and slips into the shadows with a menacingly low growl…

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