WoW-Speak Expert Talks Garbage

Posted 3rd Feb 2009 12:09 PM by Maticus

imageA news report by NBC Bay Area has caught the attention of the WoW community recently. They set out to show how many gamers are part of a "secret society, complete with their own language". To prove this, they interviewed a guy who claims to be "ranked in the top 10 out of 12 million people who play WoW" . Well, I didn't know WoW's subscriptions had gone up another 500 thousand people, grats Blizz? Also, when was this tournament that every WoW player took part in? Must've missed that.

To demonstrate how no one knows this language better than him, he shows us his Ashes of Al'ar mount. Fair play, but was it necessary to also put your Paladin in his Tier 2 to prove you know WoW-speak?

The reporter (who is Mr WoW Player's girlfriend) then attempts to join in and takes over his PC to try something simple. The first thing she does is ask for help as she's new. So she types "I NEED HELP" in the trade channel.

"No no, that's not how you ask for help" Mr hot shot coos, then instruct his clueless girlfriend to type LFM 25 Naxx 2 more tanks 2 more DKs. The subtitles during his instruction show as "LFM 25 nex 2 more tanks 2 more DKs = I need help". Then he talked the viewer through some of the more common WoW terms - I just wish whoever typed up the subtitles had consulted him first. Apparently "Ponzor" means victory, and it sounds suspiciously like he is saying 'Flap' as he giggles to himself saying it means a good thing.

Lastly, as they're sitting at the dinner table, he tells his reporter girlfriend how he "5 capped AB in under 2 minutes" (clearly a lie, he plays Alliance) and "Pwnz0rd Winters Grasp with 40 people". I must visit this Winters Grasp as soon as I find it, sounds fun.

Check out this masterpiece after the break:

UPDATE: Reader Shirfan did a little looking around and came up with his armory profile, just in case you want to see his "Top ten out of 12 million" character. Also see this after the break.





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Maticus
Posted 03, Feb 2009 01:36 PM
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I’m with the woman in the studio,

What?

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Dorjan
Posted 03, Feb 2009 01:43 PM
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QQ

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Leord
Posted 03, Feb 2009 01:44 PM
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Ponzor, LOL!

And this is NBC. They could have at least ASKED him how it’s spelled! He must be as cringing as us at this point, if he has the common sense to do so, that is…

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DaShron
Posted 03, Feb 2009 01:59 PM
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Are they talking about his arena rank?  and until he has a twilight drake, him talking about a certain mount shouldn’t mean anything.

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Jollyriggerman
Posted 03, Feb 2009 02:05 PM
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It’s clearly possible to 5 cap AB if you catch the right group at the time of day.

They are RARE now but they do happen.  Once in awhile you will catch a horde AB group asleep and a 5cap occurs in under 2minutes.  I haven’t been in one of those since 4 weeks ago in the wee hours of the morning though.

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AlexGrr
Posted 03, Feb 2009 02:44 PM
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bur

I lol’d xD

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Maticus
Posted 03, Feb 2009 02:45 PM
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@ jollyriggerman
Yeah I know lol, there was a touch of sarcasm about the article wink

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beefmaster
Posted 03, Feb 2009 03:21 PM
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Im speechless. after 2 years in game I suddenly realize I have no clue how to play WoW really. and seriously she is living with this guy??? come on geeks dont get descent looking women. I really think he was using this for a chance to humiliate her and create a breakup opportunity

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Shirfan
Posted 03, Feb 2009 03:42 PM
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So a little digging found this:

Her web site - http://www.rileysride.com/#

A comment on her blog and look inside it for ‘boyfriend aka Oompa’ points to the name Oompa.

Here’s his leet armory - http://www.wowarmory.com/search.xml?searchQuery=Oompa&searchType=all

Use as you wish. But I say he’s a tool and his GF is just using this to get ahead and she’ll be on to a richer guy once shes picked up by a major network.

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Jollyriggerman
Posted 03, Feb 2009 06:31 PM
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@ Maticus, Yep I caught onto the sarcasm raspberry

When I posted it was early in morning and no coffee in me yet smile

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