Replacement Word Association Game

[dreadlord]

Everquest-------->booooring

[LordGex]

booooring ===> Level Treadmills

[OutlawHeroes]

level treadmills ===> japan

[Kronious]

japan>>>>>>(bump) Korea

[dreadlord]

Korea------> my geometry assignment

[Zarlan]

my geometry assignment-find pi

[Zarlan]

find pi- eat the pie

[PhatAlbert]

eat the pie --> NO MUSNT, but it's so good, I MUST!

[Kazee]

NO MUSNT, but it's so good, I MUST! ===> Some idiot may have payed $500 for a beta slot from one of the cheaters who got in multiple times.

(How many ways is that statement wrong? 1..2..3..4..5... Aww, screw it... )
:grrr:

[jsc02003]

[ Some idiot may have payed $500 for a beta slot from one of the cheaters who got in multiple times.=====> What, idiot?!? I thought I got a good deal on that..... :scratch:

[Glitch]

What, idiot?!? I thought I got a good deal on that..... => This is a replacement WORD association, not replacement phrase.

Jee, I wonder what'll come from this.

[Kazee]

This is a replacement WORD association, not replacement phrase. ====> hypocrite

[LordGex]

hypocrite ===> George Bush

[Bobman]

George Bush ==> Inventing new words for fun and profit!

[jsc02003]

Inventing new words for fun and profit!====>Stuperfledious!

[Halcyon's Dawning]

Stuperfledious=> supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

[LordGex]

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. ===> Mary Popins

[Glitch]

Mary Poppins => Bird Umbrella

[Eiger]

Bird Umbrella => Elephant Foot

[LordGex]

Elephant Foot ===> Poachers

[jsc02003]

Poachers=====> Why, that looks like a fine Panda pelt right over there :evil:

[pi321]

Why, that looks like a fine Panda pelt right over there => give it some bamboo and see if it'll come with you

[Kazee]

give it some bamboo and see if it'll come with you ===> I'd rather have a pet dragon

[pi321]

I'd rather have a pet dragon => even if it devours you, spits you out, flames you, fries you, devours you again, and leave you for the dead in its stomach?

[BlueMage]

even if it devours you, spits you out, flames you, fries you, devours you again, and leave you for the dead in its stomach? -> America's foreign country policies

[Kazee]

even if it devours you, spits you out, flames you, fries you, devours you again, and leave you for the dead in its stomach? ===> What, without katsup?

[Flim]

even if it devours you, spits you out, flames you, fries you, devours you again, and leave you for the dead in it's stomach? ===> My wife

edit: you're too fast, kazee!

[BlueMage]

Yes! Pure speed! Pure-****ing-speed! *points a finger at both of you while laughing hysterically*

[Eiger]

My Wife => Red Haired Bombshell :xlady:

[BlueMage]

*shruggs*

Red haired bombshell -> Red haired warfare

[Tsumikiro]

red haired warfare -> red scare

[Kazee]

red scare ==> Crimson Tide upsets Stanford

[LordGex]

Crimson Tide upsets Stanford ==> Who Cares?

[jsc02003]

Who cares?===>Me! Me!

[dreadlord]

Me! Me!==>Who didn't get in the beta :p

[LordGex]

Who didn't get in the beta ===> the vast majority of us poor souls.

[Kazee]

the vast majority of us poor souls. ===> Still get a great game in 6 months

[Eiger]

Still get a great game in 6 months => Star Wars Galaxies

[dreadlord]

Star Wars Galaxies ==>cool smileys like this : http://www.freeadpower.org/~mrsmiles/contrib/owen/sith.gif

[Eiger]

cool smileys like this : http://www.freeadpower.org/~mrsmiles/contrib/owen/sith.gif => Jedi Academy

[jsc02003]

cool smileys like this : http://www.freeadpower.org/~mrsmiles/contrib/owen/sith.gif====> Neh, I've seen better

[Gan'Ji]

Neh, I've seen better====> me seeing your moms boobs :lol:

[Kronious]

me seeing your moms boobs :lol:====> her two children?

[Eiger]

her two children? => Bert and Ernie

[jsc02003]

Bert and Ernie====> Two single guys, living together? Makes one wonder...

[Spork_Lord]

Two single guys, living together? Makes one wonder... = Naaahhh...

[dreadlord]

Naaahhh===>will wow be released this year?

[pi321]

will wow be released this year? => in my dreams (or yours)

[Bobman]

in my dreams (or yours) ==> flying pizzas w/ canadian bacon and pineapple on them?

[jsc02003]

flying pizzas w/ canadian bacon and pineapple on them?===> Only in Hawaii

[pi321]

Only in Hawaii => Hawaiians can make pizzas fly?

[Spike-Rogue]

flying pizzas w/ canadian bacon and pineapple on them?>>>>= I could go for one right about now... :drool:

[Bobman]

Hawaiians can make pizzas fly? ==> Hey, I tell 'em like I see 'em.

[Eiger]

Hey, I tell 'em like I see 'em. => Flying Blind

[Feoh]

Flying blind = Saddam Hussein on his way to the US

[dreadlord]

Saddam Hussein on his way to the US ==>KAMIKAZE!!!

[Kazee]

KAMIKAZE!!! ====> My screen name

[Eiger]

My screen name => rock

[jsc02003]

Rock====> Paper! I win!

[LordGex]

Paper! I win! ===> ...A pile of horse droppings

[Bobman]

...A pile of horse droppings ==> keep Nojin away from there!

[LordGex]

keep Nojin away from there! ===> Underwear section of Sears.

[dreadlord]

Underwear section of Sears.===>Garden gnome raid.

[Spike-Rogue]

Garden gnome raid>>>>>>>= Death 2 da Gnomes!!

[LordGex]

Death 2 da Gnomes!! ===> Tauren Battle Cry

[Bobman]

Tauren Battle Cry ==> Moo?

[LordGex]

Moo? ===> What you get when you tear a fat guys dress in half.

[Eiger]

What you get when you tear a fat guys dress in half. => too much information

[Kazee]

too much information ===> www.worldofwar.net

[Bobman]

www.worldofwar.net ==> OMO punting gnomes

[Maedhros]

OMO punting gnomes ==> WOW rugby tourney

[LordGex]

WOW rugby tourney ===> Scoooooooooooooore!

[Kazee]

Scoooooooooooooore! ===> Schwing!

[Spike-Rogue]

Schwing!>>>= AHHH!!! me Back!

[Johanass "Johan" Tassen]

AHHH!!! me Back! ===> Geriatric Pirate

[Kazee]

Geriatric Pirate ====> RIAA Lawsuit
:grrr:

[LordGex]

RIAA Lawsuit ===> Napster Baaaaaad!

[pi321]

Napster Baaaaaad! => bittorrent good?

[LordGex]

bittorrent good? ===> Yes!

[Eiger]

Yes! => Nah...

[LordGex]

Nah... ===> Nien!

[Eiger]

Nien! => Ih, get the **** outta heah!

[Bobman]

Ih, get the **** outta heah! ==> OMGWTFLOL!!!1!!one!!

[Spork_Lord]

OMGWTFLOL!!!1!!one!! = Good ole Bnet

[pi321]

Good ole Bnet => starcraft!

[The.Jolly.Roger]

starcraft!=needs a sequel

[LordGex]

needs a sequel ===> Chrono Cross

[The.Jolly.Roger]

Chrono Cross--------wtf is Chrono Cross

[LordGex]

wtf is Chrono Cross ===> God I hope your kidding...

[The.Jolly.Roger]

God I hope your kidding-------President John Kerry?

[pi321]

President John Kerry? => better than president george w. bush

[The.Jolly.Roger]

better than president george bush-----------don't be silly

[Deaths.Utility]

don't be silly ==> we still have a chance for the WoW beta :lol:

[jsc02003]

We still have a chance for the WoW beta===>Of course we do! Heritic!

[The.Jolly.Roger]

Of course we do, Heretic---------That would be a much too vulgar display of power!!!

[PelleTM_]

Bananas


We have a forum elsewhere with 4300+ replies to a Word Association thread. You are way behind.

[Eiger]

That would be a much too vulgar display of power!!! => Nuclear Armageddon

[Kazee]

Nuclear Armageddon ====> Epic, post apocalyptic struggle of humanity

[The.Jolly.Roger]

Epic, post apocalyptic struggle of humanity=======Evil Mutant Vampire Demons run wild!!!

[Bobman]

Evil Mutant Vampire Demons run wild!!! ==> a typical summer movie

[The.Jolly.Roger]

a typical summer movie-----i know what you did last summer

[pi321]

i know what you did last summer => really? what did i do?

[jsc02003]

Really? What did I do?====> All I can say is that it involved whipped cream.

[Johanass "Johan" Tassen]

All I can say is that it involved whipped cream. ===> Thirteen feet of rope, a bullwhip, and frightening results.

[Talismaine]

All I can say is that it involved whipped cream. ---> Have you ever seen whipped cream... on weed?

[The.Jolly.Roger]

Have you ever seen whipped cream... on weed?======It's hard being white and gifted.

[Bobman]

It's hard being white and gifted. ==> Whiteer being than drunk and easy.

(not drinking, just my hallmates)

[Kazee]

Whiteer being than drunk and easy. ===> I'm not ash think ash you drunk I am. :buddies:

[The.Jolly.Roger]

I'm not ash think ash you drunk I am. =======Well, excuse me, could I drink you a buy?

[Eiger]

Well, excuse me, could I drink you a buy? => Knob Creek would be nice, thanks :thumbsup:

[Kazee]

Knob Creek would be nice, thanks ===> You hoser! Don't be a nob, eh? :drink:

(Surely someone will get this pop culture reference)

[The.Jolly.Roger]

You hoser! Don't be a nob, eh?=====Dude.......IT'S A M.I.L.F.!!!!!

[dreadlord]

Dude.......IT'S A M.I.L.F.!!!!!===>Errrrrright :uhhuh:

[The.Jolly.Roger]

Errrrrright========In the dictionary under redundant it says, see redundant.

[Essex]

In the dictionary under redundant it says, see redundant.... dear lord god in heaven is this thread still going on?!

[dreadlord]

dear lord god in heaven is this thread still going on?!===>nothing compared to the old corrupt wish game thread.

[Bobman]

nothing compared to the old corrupt wish game thread. ==> political threads

[Eiger]

political threads => Liberals Rule! :yep:

[DuskO]

Liberals Rule! => Tool

[Eiger]

Tool => Wiener

[The.Jolly.Roger]

Wiener=====Liberal

[Eiger]

Liberal => All that's great and good :p

[The.Jolly.Roger]

Liberal => All that's great and good :p

All that's great and good :p ======The last few elections:)

[Bobman]

The last few elections ==> Elly doesn't want us to talk about that

[pi321]

Elly doesn't want us to talk about that => yeah, leave the politics out of this thread

[jsc02003]

Elly doesn't want us to talk about that====> My huge wang. :D

[Bobman]

My huge wang. ==> AAAAH!!! Baseball! Cold showers!! Anything else!! AAAHH!


EDIT: Typo :uhhuh:

[LordGex]

AAAAH!!! Baseball! Cold showers!! Anything else!! AAAHH! ===> Places at which people tend to scrath their huge wangs.

[dreadlord]

Places at which people tend to scrath their huge wangs.===>a vibrating bed.

[Kronious]

yeah, leave the politics out of this thread====> What we going to do now Brain? Do what we always do Pinky figure out a way to Rule the world with our puppet Bush.

[Johanass "Johan" Tassen]

a vibrating bed ===> James Bond

[Kazee]

James Bond =====> No more Pierce Brosnan??!! (sp)

[The.Jolly.Roger]

James Bond======OctoPussy

[Bobman]

OctoPussy ==> You mean she's got 8 of them?!?!?1

[Talismaine]

You mean she's got 8 of them?!?!?1===> Maybe she has 16 boobies...grrufff!!!

[LordGex]

Maybe she has 16 boobies...grrufff!!! ====> That would make for some interesting Dress designs

[Johanass "Johan" Tassen]

That would make for some interesting Dress designs ====> Orcish Diva at the Acadamy Awards

[Eiger]

Orcish Diva at the Academy Awards => Repugnant

[Kazee]

Repugnant =====> Courtney Love :cheesy:

[Eiger]

Courtney Love :cheesy: => Heroin

[dreadlord]

Heroin===>*ring ring* aagh,for the last time ,i am a DREADlord not a DRUGlord.

[Johanass "Johan" Tassen]

*ring ring* aagh,for the last time ,i am a DREADlord not a DRUGlord. ===> Ja mahn, zey be kahllin' me ze numbah one troll mahn! Check out mah killah dreads!

[Eiger]

Ja mahn, zey be kahllin' me ze numbah one troll mahn! Check out mah killah dreads! => Ganja

[dreadlord]

Ganja==>Ghandi

[Talismaine]

Ghandi===>cool dude

[DuskO]

cool dude ==> Than put some clothes on!

[LordGex]

Than put some clothes on! ===> Things tourist say on nude beaches.

[Battletorn]

Things tourist say on nude beaches. ===> Eww.......Mmmmm....EWW!

[dreadlord]

Eww.......Mmmmm....EWW!==>things battletorn says to the garden gnomes

[pi321]

things battletorn says to the garden gnomes => Get away from me!

[Talismaine]

Get away from me! ==> what my first girlfriend said :(

[Spike-Rogue]

What my 1st girlfriend said 2 me>>>> Do i know u?

[LordGex]

Do i know u? ===> Things Parents shouldn't say to their children

[Riden]

Things parents shouldn't say to their children ==> Spank meh!!

[dreadlord]

Spank meh ==> SM

[Spike-Rogue]

Sm>>>>= Kfc

[Eiger]

Kfc => Colonel Sanders

[LordGex]

Colonel Sanders ===> Colonel Klink

[Spike-Rogue]

Colonel Klink>>>=Homer Simpson's Guardian Angel

[Eiger]

Homer Simpson's Guardian Angel => Lisa

[Kazee]

Lisa =====> Mona :evil:

[LordGex]

Mona ===> Mysterious Smiles

[Johanass "Johan" Tassen]

Mysterious Smiles ===> That creepy, beer-bellied guy with a comb-over who carries around a sack full of melty candy bars which he eats really noisily as he stands too close to you in line.

<Historical and Cultural Note - For The Uneducated Masses: Mona Lisa literally translates to slight smile>

[pi321]

That creepy, beer-bellied guy with a comb-over who carries around a sack full of melty candy bars which he eats really noisily as he stands too close to you in line. => you are making me thinking twice before going to a movie now

[Magic8BallX]

You are making me think twice before going to a movie now ==> Gigli

( I acutually went to see if it was as bad as people said. I wasn't disappointed )

[BhsCrew]

You are making me think twice before going to a movie now ==> Gigli

( I acutually went to see if it was as bad as people said. I wasn't disappointed )

Gigli ==> Plan 9 from outer space

[Eiger]

Plan 9 from outer space => Space Invaders

[Riden]

Space Invaders ==> Old Man Gamer

[BhsCrew]

Space Invaders ==> Old Man Gamer

Old Man Gamer ==> Old Man River

[Eiger]

Old Man River => Up the Creek

[Bobman]

Up the Creek => In a chickenwire cannoe, with cement paddles

[Spork_Lord]

In a chickenwire cannoe, with cement paddles = wtf?

[Eiger]

wtf? = Clueless and pissed about it

[LordGex]

Clueless and pissed about it ===> B.Net forum posters

[BhsCrew]

Clueless and pissed about it ===> B.Net forum posters

B. Net forum posters=> Spawn of the devil

[Kazee]

Spawn of the devil ====> M-M-Ma-Mama said you was of the D-Devil!

[Qbob]

M-M-Ma-Mama said you was of the D-Devil!======> Damn, your ugly.

[Bobman]

Damn, your ugly ==> Oh yeah! Well.... your grammar sucks

[Riden]

Oh yeah! Well.... your grammar sucks ==> Only for $20

[BhsCrew]

Oh yeah! Well.... your grammar sucks ==> Only for $20

Only for $20==> Starcraft Battle Chest

[jsc02003]

Starcraft Battle Chest===> Changing the subject, eh?

[Kazee]

Changing the subject, eh? ====> Got caught...

[Riden]

Got caught... ==> Does up zipper :uhhuh:

[DarknessCrusader]

Does up zipper ==> Spit or Swallow?

[Eiger]

Spit or Swallow? => Gargle

[DuskO]

Gargle ==> Ahh, Minty Fresh!

[Bobman]

Ahh, Minty Fresh! ==> not how my closet smells

[Bobman]

not how my closet smells ==> awkward silence......?

[Riden]

Awkward silence......? ==> I snicker at you from affar

[Qbob]

I snicker at you from affar ===> Is that spelt right?

[dreadlord]

Is that spelt right?===>pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism (it's a real word,just look it up)

[DuskO]

pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism (it's a real word,just look it up) ==> Honest, I swear it's real!

[Eiger]

Honest, I swear it's real! => What they all say about their boobs

[Riden]

What they say about all their boobs ==> EQ2 dev's talking about their fans

[Kazee]

EQ2 dev's talking about their fans ===> BS they don't even notice them.

[Eiger]

BS they don't even notice them. => Invisible

[Qbob]

Invisible ====> I would hope not.

[Spork_Lord]

I would hope not = Sorry to tell you this, but...

[Riden]

Sorry to tell you this, but... ==> Those pants infact DO make you a$$ look big

[dreadlord]

Those pants infact DO make you a$$ look big===>things you say if you want to get a slap in the face

[jsc02003]

things you would say if you want to get a slap in the face====> Were you born on a farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!

[Bobman]

Were you born on a farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock! ==> Bad pickup lines

[egralud]

Bad pickup lines =====> I like peanut butter want to screw

[jsc02003]

I like peanut butter want to screw====> Nope, don't like peanut butter. :D

[LordGex]

Nope, don't like peanut butter. ===> Bad slogans for kraft peanut butter commercials.

[Bobman]

Bad slogans for kraft peanut butter commercials. ==> It's peanut butter jelly time!!! (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/peanutbutter.shtml)

[Eiger]

It's peanut butter jelly time!!! (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/peanutbutter.shtml) => seven kills with one blow

[Riden]

seven kills with one blow ==> WoW going live (seven being a figurative yet diminutive number)

[BhsCrew]

seven kills with one blow ==> WoW going live (seven being a figurative yet diminutive number)

WoW going live ==> Hell freezing over

[LordGex]

Hell freezing over ===> Most common quote associated with Blizzard.

[GaiaWombat]

Most common quote associated with Blizzard ==> Brrr!

*rimshot*

[jsc02003]

Brrr!=====> It's getting cold in here. There must be some problems in the atmosphere!

[LordGex]

It's getting cold in here. There must be some problems in the atmosphere! ===> what killed the dinosaurs.

[Spensdawg]

What killed the dinosaurs =====> Jesus

[LordGex]

Jesus ===> SUPERSTAR!

[Eiger]

SUPERSTAR! => Mary Katherine Gallagher

[Riden]

Mary Katherine Gallagher ==> Who?

[Eiger]

Who? => Pete Townshend, Roger Daltrey, John Entwistle, Keith Moon

PS - MKG was from Saturday Night Live

[Bobman]

Pete Townshend, Roger Daltrey, John Entwistle, Keith Moon ==> who?

[Riden]

Who? ==> I'm Sparticus!

[pi321]

I'm Sparticus! => shouldn't you have been dead a couple thousand years ago?

[Talismaine]

shouldn't you have been dead a couple thousand years ago? ===> Mr. Burns

[Riden]

Mr. Burns ==> I get owned by infants. Ask me how!

[theseus]

Donald duck==> shouldn't you be in bed?

[theseus]

thats right, who doesn't know what their doing?

[Kazee]

I get owned by infants. Ask me how! ====> How?

[LordGex]

How? ===> Native Greetings.

[Black Knight84]

Native Greetings = Aborigines

[Bobman]

Aborigines ==> didgeridoo - funny word AND a cool instrument :)

[Halcyon's Dawning]

Didgeridoo==> Bandalar (he plays one)

[Kazee]

Bandalar (he plays one) ===> He played knick-knack on my thumb

[Eiger]

He played knick-knack on my thumb => Sissy Hankshaw

[Sweetpea]

Sissy Hankshaw ==> Cowgirl

(one of my fav books!)

[Kazee]

Cowgirl =====> Reverse

(That was the first thing that popped in my head. What does that say about my repressed inner psyche? Hehehehe!)

[BhsCrew]

Reverse==> backwards

[pi321]

backwards => forwards

[Spork_Lord]

forwards = wasd
(played way too much CS recently)

[Bobman]

wasd ==> sidestep

[BhsCrew]

sidestep==> dodging

[Bobman]

dodging ==> GET DOWN!!

[BhsCrew]

GET DOWN!! ==> The Governator
(oddly enough he ain't doing that bad of a job here either. Go figure.)

[Eiger]

The Governator => Ronnie Raygun

The other governator

[Kazee]

Ronnie Raygun ===> BFG

[BhsCrew]

BFG==> Doom II (man I spent a lot of time on that game as a kid :) )

[Bartleby]

Doom II ===> neglected girlfriend ("what's more important, me or that damn game?" if you have to ask the question... ;) )

[BhsCrew]

Neglected Girlfriend==> No girlfriend

[Bartleby]

No girlfriend ===> Lotion

[Bobman]

Lotion ==> What, I've got dry skin!

[Spork_Lord]

What, I've got dry skin! = Didn't need to know that...

[Riden]

Didn't need to know that... ==> Sexual inside thoughts of George W. Bush