Replacement Word Association Game

[Eiger]

Sexual inside thoughts of George W. Bush => What's this for? Hmm, a baseball bat? Kinda small. Maybe it's a pencil. Let's try to write something *looks between his legs* *starts to write* *gets arrested* :lol:

[BhsCrew]

What's this for? Hmm, a baseball bat? Kinda small. Maybe it's a pencil. Let's try to write something *looks between his legs* *starts to write* *gets arrested* ==> Why I was gone this past weekend

[Sweetpea]

Why I was gone this past weekend => Skiing!!

[Bobman]

Skiing!! ==> Aaah!! My knee!! The pain!!

[Essex]

Aaah!! My Knee!! The pain!! => The Average NFL career of a Running Back is 3 1/2 years

[BhsCrew]

The average career of a NFL running back is 3 1/2 years==> rich man

[Bobman]

rich man ==> Bill Gates, but I'd rather be rich like Hugh Hefner ;)

[BhsCrew Temp]

Bill Gates, but I'd rather be rich like Hugh Hefner ==> Playboy bunnies.

[Eiger]

Playboy bunnies => Hustler Honeys

[Jondar]

Hustler Honeys => Antidisestablishmentarianist Doggies (just cause the longest word in the English language is cool)

[BhsCrew Temp]

Hustler Honeys => Antidisestablishmentarianist Doggies (just cause the longest word in the English language is cool)

Antidisestablishmentarianist Doggies (just cause the longest word in the English language is cool) ==> Hot dogs. (because I'm hungry)

[Eiger]

Hot dogs => braunschweiger

[AgeOfAbnegation]

braunscheriger => frank furter

[Riden]

frank furter => Pluto Pup (Do we have any aussies in the audience? :drool: )

[LordGex]

Pluto Pup (Do we have any aussies in the audience?) ==> Mickey's dog as a baby

[Kazee]

Mickey's dog as a baby ===> Puppy Power!

[Jondar]

Puppy power => flower power

[AgeOfAbnegation]

flower power => cold clean shower

[Eiger]

cold clean shower => shrinkage

[Jondar]

shrinkage => humiliation

[Bobman]

humiliation ==> quake 3 gauntlet kills!

[Sweetpea]

quake 3 gauntlet kills! => ownage

[LordGex]

ownage ===> Me > You, at battlefield 1942

[Jondar]

me > you, at battlefield 1942 => me dead

[Riden]

me dead ==> Lich King

[Sweetpea]

Lich King ==> dead dweeb

[GaiaWombat]

dead dweeb ==> DnD (dweebs figuratively die in that game. Oh, and I'm not insulting anyone; I personally enjoy DnD quite a bit.) :p

[LordGex]

DnD ===> Desires Nude Dame

[Riden]

Desires Nude Dame ==> Porn, the center of the Universe

[GaiaWombat]

, the center of the universe ==> Earth, the previously-thought center of the universe. =D

[LordGex]

Earth, the previously-thought center of the universe. =D ===> What will be inscribed on our tombstone after being wiped out by aliens for a transgalatic freeway.

[egralud]

What will be inscribed on our tombstone after being wiped out by aliens for a transgalatic freeway = just another speed bump

[Alarielle The Everqueen]

just another speed bump = cellulite

[AgeOfAbnegation]

cellulite = It go bump in the nite

[Bobman]

It go bump in the nite ==> drunk people falling down in hallways

[GaiaWombat]

drunk people falling down in hallways ==> St. Patrick's Day

[LordGex]

St. Patrick's Day ===> Green Beer

[Riden]

Green Beer ==> Drunk and urinating man's last resort

[Kazee]

Drunk and urinating man's last resort ===> Behind the bushes


:buddies:

[SuperSamuri09]

behind the bushes======>stalking the olson twins

[AgeOfAbnegation]

stalking the olson twins ==> Hiding from cops in garbage bins

[Spork_Lord]

Hidind from cops in garbage bins = last weekend

[Tyran_Harasvelg]

last weekend = nothing

[SpiritWalker]

Nothing = Impossible

[Jondar]

Impossible => mission

[LordGex]

mission ===> Flying Nuns

[Rook]

Flying Nuns = WARNING: Looking up may cause temporary or permanent loss of sight.

Rook

[GaiaWombat]

WARNING: Looking up may cause temporary or permanent loss of sight. ==> don't go into the light

[Killing Frenzy]

don't go into the light = Advice for night drivers

-Killing Frenzy :drink:

[Riden]

Advice for night drivers ==> No girls in the car while Kit is awake

[Kazee]

No girls in the car while Kit is awake ====> What does the RED button do???

[Rook]

What does the RED button do? = accidents

Rook

[LordGex]

accidents ===> Need new pants

[Rook]

Need new pants = now

Rook

[LordGex]

Now ===> When I need more money.

[Rook]

When I need more money = when WoW comes out

Rook

[LordGex]

when WoW comes out ===> Ill be on a Ski Vacation to Hell.

[SuperSamuri09]

Ill be on a Ski Vacation to Hell.====>Being saved by a Saint Bernard with a keg of warm alcohol(the drinking kind :drool: )

[LordGex]

Being saved by a Saint Bernard with a keg of warm alcohol(the drinking kind ) ===> Ewww.... frozen dog slobber...

[Riden]

Ewww.... frozen dog slobber... ==> Mmmm.... frozen dog slobber...

[AgeOfAbnegation]

Mmmm.... frozen dog slobber... ==> winter wolf cannon fodder

[LordGex]

winter wolf cannon fodder ===> Summer Cat Vaccume Eater

[Kazee]

Summer Cat Vaccume Eater ===> Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[Spork_Lord]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Shredder

[SpiritWalker]

Shredder = Destroying evidence

[DuskO]

Destroying evidence => This IS legal right?

[SpiritWalker]

This IS legal right? = Does anyone care?

[Bobman]

Does anyone care? ==> Define 'does'

[Rook]

Define 'does' = Isho bootay!

Rook

[Bartleby]

Isho bootay! ==> Shake your rump

[memememe173]

shake your rump => Baby got Back

[Rook]

Baby got back = horny Sir Mixalot

Rook

[SuperSamuri09]

horny sir mixalot===>The devil taking DJ lessons

[PlagueBearer]

The devil taking DJ lessons ==> Yo momma taking DJ lessons

[Aquilo]

Yo momma taking DJ lessons => MTV

[memememe173]

MTV => Much Music

[Spork_Lord]

Much Music = Less Music

[Kazee]

Less Music ====> Stupid radio morning shows :grrr:

[SpiritWalker]

Stupid radio morning shows = Driving to work

[Jondar]

Driving to work => office space

[SpiritWalker]

office space = cubicle (http://www.joecartoon.com/pages/superfly2/) :lol:

[Kazee]

cubicle ===> Even a monkey can escape a prison made of three walls.

[memememe173]

Even a monkey can escape a prison made of three walls. => given infinite time 1000 monkeys with typewriters would eventually reproduce the enitre works of Shakespear

[Riden]

given infinite time 1000 monkeys with typewriters would eventually reproduce the enitre works of Shakespear ==> What I wanna be when I grow up

[SpiritWalker]

What I wanna be when I grow up = Will never happen :uhhuh:

[Aquilo]

Will never happen :uhhuh: => Me being accepted to the WoW Beta

[Jondar]

being accepted into WoW beta => lifelong dream

[Eiger]

lifelong dream => menage a quinto

[Kazee]

menage a quinto ====> About three more than you can handle :sleep:

[GaiaWombat]

About three more than you can handle ==> drunk mofo.

[Rook]

Drunk mofo = Homeless guys

Rook

[SuperSamuri09]

Homeless guys===>Could you spare some change for booze?

[GaiaWombat]

Could you spare some change for booze? ==> NO!

[Riden]

NO! == Why not?

[GaiaWombat]

Why not? ==> Because I say so.

[Halcyon's Dawning]

Because I say so==> dumb parents.

[Jondar]

dumb parents => fund my college education

[Eiger]

fund my college education => stripper bars

[Aquilo]

stripper bars => b00bs

[SpiritWalker]

b00bs = j00 R t3h suxx0rz

[Eiger]

j00 R t3h suxx0rz => newb

[SpiritWalker]

newb = who wants a ride on the rainbow bus?

[GaiaWombat]

who wants a ride on the rainbow bus? ==> I'm super! Thanks for asking!

[Riden]

I'm super! Thanks for asking! ==> Up there, theres so much room, where babies burp and flowers bloom, tomorrow night up there is doom and so I will be going soon! I want to be.. up.. theeeeeeer!

[Jondar]

Up there, theres so much room, where babies burp and flowers bloom, tomorrow night up there is doom and so I will be going soon! I want to be.. up.. theeeeeeer! => Come again?

[LordGex]

Come again? ===> Never Leave

[Riden]

Never Leave ==> Friends house with WoW beta

[Kazee]

Friends house with WoW beta ===> Friend gets knocked out with chloroform and now it's MY beta!
:drool:

[Aquilo]

Friend gets knocked out with chloroform and now it's MY beta! => This is a case for "forensic detectives" on Discovery Channel :clap:

[Jondar]

This is a case for "forensic detectives" on Discovery Channel => your mother

[Riden]

your mother ==> My Mother? Oh no Sir, that is incorrect.. as a matter of fact, YOUR Mother! Ha HA! (Englishmen in the hood)

[Jondar]

My Mother? Oh no Sir, that is incorrect.. as a matter of fact, YOUR Mother! Ha HA! (Englishmen in the hood) => bad joke

[Glitch]

bad Joke=> Why did the Chicken cross the road?

[Riden]

Why did the Chicken cross the road? ==> To piss in the bucket. (Yes I have actually heard it told this way... granted by a 6 year old, but great comedy nontheless)

[Kazee]

To piss in the bucket. ====> A literary gem on par with "To Kill a Mockingbird"

[Jondar]

A literary gem on par with "To Kill a Mockingbird" => to be or not to be

[SoujirouTheTenken]

to be or not to be => Stupid or Smart..

~Soujirou~

[Jondar]

Stupid or smart => boy or girl?

[Rook]

Boy or girl? = Michael Jackson

Rook

[egralud]

Michael Jackson = Scared for life

[Killing Frenzy]

Scared for life = Running from cops

[Jondar]

running from cops => mm. donuts

[SoujirouTheTenken]

mm. donuts => glazed dounuts

Wow.. guess I'm hungry..

~Soujirou~

[LordGex]

glazed dounuts ===> Tim Hortons

[Eiger]

Tim Hortons => Gonna get me some tomorrow!

[Jondar]

Gonna get me some tomorrow! => wishful thinking :(

[DeadSquirrel]

wishfull thinking ---> Beta!

[Eiger]

Beta! => Doesn't Exist

[SoujirouTheTenken]

Doesn't exist => Evil thing to say

~Soujirou~

[Kazee]

Evil thing to say ===> "Dr. Evil. DOCTOR Evil! I didn't go through 6 years of evil colledge to be 'Mr.' Evil."

[Talismaine]

"Dr. Evil. DOCTOR Evil! I didn't go through 6 years of evil colledge to be 'Mr.' Evil." ===> "Preperations 'A' through 'G' have failed. So now its time to start on... PREPERATION 'H'."

("Oh, great @$$ cream."
"Whats that Scotty? Would you like some icecream?"
"Oh yeah, I'd just love some chocolate @$$ cream"
"Okay, maybe later")

[Kazee]

"Preperations 'A' through 'G' have failed. So now its time to start on... PREPERATION 'H'." ===> I need a cooling, soothing ointment... for my A$$!!

- Jack Black

[Rook]

I need a cooling, soothing ointment...for my a$$! = Young Timmy after a visit to Michael Jackson's theme park

Rook

[Jondar]

Young Timmy after a visit to Michael Jackson's theme park => emotionally and mentally scarred

[SoujirouTheTenken]

emotionally and mentally scarred => Lost in Translation

~Soujirou~

[Aquilo]

Lost in Translation => Lost in Space

[Jondar]

Lost in space => my mind...

[SoujirouTheTenken]

my mind... => In the gutter

~Soujirou~

[Glitch]

In the gutter => trash

[GaiaWombat]

trash ==> basura

[SoujirouTheTenken]

basura => what the heck??

~Soujirou~

[Aquilo]

what the heck?? => w00t!

[Spork_Lord]

w00t! = l33t

[SoujirouTheTenken]

l33t => forum language?

~Soujirou~

[Eiger]

forum language? = hope not

[SoujirouTheTenken]

hope not => unfortunately so..

~Soujirou~

[Jondar]

unfortunately so... => mother-in-laws

[SoujirouTheTenken]

mother-in-laws => step-parents

~Soujirou~

[Aquilo]

step-parents => brain damaged

[Eiger]

brain damaged => oh so slow

[SoujirouTheTenken]

oh so slow => buses

~Soujirou~

[Kazee]

buses ====> Smelly people

[Eiger]

Smelly people => PS2 Gamers :howdy:

[GaiaWombat]

PS2 Gamers ==> Final Fantasy

[Eiger]

Final Fantasy => Dead Porn Stars

[Sweetpea]

Dead Porn Stars => john holmes

[Aquilo]

john holmes => AIDS

[GaiaWombat]

Aids ==> :(

[Riden]

:( ==> GuildWars E3 Demo Ended

[Jondar]

Guildwars E3 Demo Ended => WoW time!

[Eiger]

WoW time! => 2005

[SoujirouTheTenken]

2005 => Olympics

~Soujirou~

[Riden]

Olympics ==> Giant Russian SheMales

[Mad_Mat]

Giant Russian SheMales ==> Tiny African HeFemales

[Aquilo]

Tiny African HeFemales => Michael Jackson

[Jondar]

Michael Jackson => dont drop the soap, bud

[Riden]

dont drop the soap, bud ==> Is that a warning or a propisition?

[Eiger]

Is that a warning or a propisition? => Tornados

[Jondar]

Tornados => Texas

[Eiger]

Texas => 10 gallon bladders (Texas sized) and Dubya and gas prices and the Alamo and the San Antonio Spurs and Dubya and gas prices and Farrah Fawcett and longhorns and Rangers and Dubya and gas prices.

[Riden]

Texas ==> Only two things.. ;D

[EDIT]
You bet me too it :\

10 gallon bladders (Texas sized) and Dubya and gas prices and the Alamo and the San Antonio Spurs and Dubya and gas prices and Farrah Fawcett and longhorns and Rangers and Dubya and gas prices. ==> Shoosh!

[Jondar]

Shoosh => Swish!

[Aquilo]

Swish! => Stupid norwegian televison program

[Eiger]

Stupid norwegian televison program => The Lost Vikings

[Brainless]

The Lost Vikings - longboats

[Bhs Crew]

Longboats==> Conquest

[Eiger]

Conquest => Spanish Inquisition

(oops - looks like bhs got squished - too bad we can't see if someone's already in the post anymore)

2nd edit - hey I thought your post was meaningless. My longboats was first. Ok I'll change. booger)

*WHACK*

[Bhs Crew]

spanish inquisition - monty python 'nobody expects the spanish inquisition!'

(just to keep things orderly, sorry about that Eiger)

[Brainless]

spanish inquisition - monty python 'nobody expects the spanish inquisition!'

[Eiger]

hehe

*WHACK*

for you too

[Eiger]

monty python 'nobody expects the spanish inquisition!' => African Swallows

[Brainless]

african swallows - flight speed velocity

[Bhs Crew]

flight speed velocity==> physics I don't understand

[Brainless]

physics I don't understand - school

[Eiger]

School => Recess

[Brainless]

Recess - little kids having fun

[Bobman]

little kids having fun ==> restraining order

[Eiger]

restraining order => future with Bubba

[Aquilo]

future with Bubba => Hubba Bubba

[Jondar]

Hubba Bubba => Grab your ankles

[Riden]

Grab your ankles ==> the Gnomes are comin'!

[Spork_Lord]

the Gnomes are comin'! = It's punting time!

[Eiger]

It's punting time! => Exploding Gnomish Suicide Puntees

[Bhs Crew]

Exploding Gnomish Suicide Puntees==> Carnage

[Eiger]

Carnage => What gnomes do to Taurens

[Brainless]

What gnomes do to Taurens - impossible

[Aquilo]

What gnomes do to Taurens => Wedge

[Jondar]

wedge => cheese

[dreadlord]

cheese==>school photo's

[Glitch]

school photo's=> Horrible

[Brainless]

horrible - death

[DizzyPenguin]

death-life

[ilVec]

life- sucky

[Brainless]

sucky - lollipops

[Bhs Crew]

lolipops==> sunshine

[LordGex]

sunshine ===> Rainbows

[Brainless]

Rainbows - pots of gold

[dreadlord]

pot of gold==>leprichauns,very evil leprachauns

[Brainless]

leprichauns,very evil leprachauns - ireland

[LordGex]

ireland ===> potatoes

[Brainless]

potatoes - food

(btw, where did you get potatoes from?)

[Bhs Crew]

potatoes - food

(btw, where did you get potatoes from?)

The Potato comes from america.

Food==> burritos.

[Havard]

He probably said potatoes because they were interrwined with Irish history (the Potato Famine)

Burritos ==> Borracho (Spanish for "drunk")

[dreadlord]

Borracho (Spanish for "drunk")==>Strontzat (Dutch for "drunk")

[Jondar]

Strontzat (Dutch for "drunk") => hung over (English word for... being hungover...)

[Riden]

hung over (English word for... being hungover...) ==> A (English letter for A)

[GaiaWombat]

A (English letter for A) ==> Alpha (Greek letter for A)

[Jondar]

Alpha (Greek letter for A) => Alpha radiation

[Brainless]

Alpha radiation - nuclear

[Bhs Crew]

nuclear==>http://www.nuklearpower.com (home of 8-bit theater)

[Havard]

http://www.nuklearpower.com===> Orko (from He-Man)

[Eiger]

Orko (from He-Man) => She-Ra

[Jondar]

She-Ra => Ra Ra Shish Koom Ba!

[Eiger]

Ra Ra Shish Koom Ba! => Cheerleaders

[Brainless]

Cheerleaders - cheering

[Jondar]

cheering => pub

[Brainless]

pub - booze!

[Eiger]

booze! => Bourbon

[LordGex]

Bourbon ==> Burn Bun

[Bobman]

Burn Bun ==> Tastes like.... burning

[Eiger]

Tastes like.... burning => Jalapeno Peppers

[LordGex]

Jalapeno Peppers ===> Things Hotter than Hally Berry

[Riden]

Things Hotter than Hally Berry ==> Bill Gates

[Bhs Crew]

Bill Gates==>X-box

[Brainless]

X-box - big

[SoujirouTheTenken]

big ==> Empire state building

~Soujirou~

[Havard]

Empire State Building ===> King Kong

[SoujirouTheTenken]

King Kong ==> Nojin (:D)

~Soujirou~

[Eiger]

Nojin (:D) => Majin :jig:

[Riden]

Majin ==> Saiyajin

[SoujirouTheTenken]

Saiyajin ==> Martial Arts

~Soujirou~

[Bhs Crew]

Martial Arts==> Jet Li

[Bobman]

Jet Li ==> Kung-fu action grip

[AgeOfAbnegation]

Kung-fu action grip ==> 5 finger heart exploding technique

[Bhs Crew]

5 finger heart exploding technique==> Kill Bill

[Havard]

Kill Bill ==> Lucy Liu

[SoujirouTheTenken]

Lucy Liu ==> Charlie's Angels

~Soujirou~

[LordGex]

Charlie's Angels ===> Bill Murray

[Bhs Crew]

Bill Murray==> Groundhog Day

[Eiger]

Groundhog Day => Dark Shadows