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SuperSamuri09
05-05-2004, 06:41 AM
Well, it seems like these kind of things are pretty popular here, so I figured it was worth a shot. We'll see how it goes.
Anyways, for anyone who doesn't know how to play, one person starts out a story using just three words. Then the next poster pretty much adds on to the story using another three words. If this has been done already here, well...sorry. Anyways here goes!
There was once......
...a transvestite named...
Rook
PlagueBearer
05-05-2004, 06:50 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59.
Killing Frenzy
05-05-2004, 07:33 AM
Who didn't like....
SuperSamuri09
05-05-2004, 07:42 AM
watching tv shows....
PlagueBearer
05-05-2004, 07:55 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59. Who didn't like watching tv shows? His creator, Hewithoutpants
(This format, copying the thing and bolding your addition, works best.)
SuperSamuri09
05-05-2004, 08:03 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59. Who didn't like watching tv shows? His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was
(okay, but what happens if the story gets really long?)
PlagueBearer
05-05-2004, 08:08 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One.
(Well, by that point it will be mostly incoherent with frequent visits from wombats and gnomes, so don't worry about it.)
Dementor
05-05-2004, 06:29 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer
PlagueBearer
05-05-2004, 09:50 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test
Ulkieab
05-05-2004, 10:45 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children
DuskO
05-05-2004, 11:50 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed
Rook
Illidan
06-05-2004, 12:38 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from
PlagueBearer
06-05-2004, 12:46 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG!"...
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG! Spensdawg a girl?
Rook
Dementor
06-05-2004, 02:13 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said.
(I am pleased to see that my first post has sucessfully brought this story to chaos. I feed on chaos, you see.)
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped...
Rook
Echod16
06-05-2004, 02:39 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped...out his JLO-sized-***
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped...out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his
Rook
Booms
06-05-2004, 06:57 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped...out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the
SuperSamuri09
06-05-2004, 07:27 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped...out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries...
Dementor
06-05-2004, 07:40 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped...out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries. Green spank bannanapants!
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped...out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries. "Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry
Echod16
06-05-2004, 09:37 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped...out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries. "Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59
Dementor
07-05-2004, 01:02 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries. "Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as she died.
Magic8BallX
07-05-2004, 01:35 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries. "Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as she died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed
Eiger
07-05-2004, 01:39 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped...out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries. "Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59, who ate the
GaiaWombat
07-05-2004, 04:09 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a ?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries. "Green bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as she died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of...
Nojin
07-05-2004, 05:08 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a ?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries. "Green bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as she died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth
DuskO
07-05-2004, 05:35 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a ?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries. "Green bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as she died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to
GaiaWombat
07-05-2004, 06:06 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a ?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries. "Green bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as she died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because
Bartleby
07-05-2004, 06:14 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a ?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries. "Green bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as she died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost
SuperSamuri09
07-05-2004, 06:29 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a ?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries. "Green bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as she died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed
GaiaWombat
07-05-2004, 06:44 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a ?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries. "Green bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as she died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he
Eiger
07-05-2004, 07:48 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a ?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries. "Green bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as she died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with
DuskO
07-05-2004, 11:19 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a ?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries. "Green bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as she died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because
Dementor
08-05-2004, 12:57 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a ?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries. "Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as she died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control.
(GaiaWombat, no editing please. I've changed the story back to how it origionally was.)
Eiger
08-05-2004, 01:15 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a ?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries. "Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as she died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed...
(GaiaWombat, no editing please. Dementor changed the story back to how it originally was. :lol: )
Dementor
08-05-2004, 01:52 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a ?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as she died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies
(While changing of words isn't cool, an occasional paragraph is nice.)
Eiger
08-05-2004, 01:59 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a ?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as she died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a
Dementor
08-05-2004, 02:03 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as she died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William
(Just caught another edit by GaiaWobat. It's fixed.)
GaiaWombat
08-05-2004, 08:38 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a ?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as she died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go
(When did I edit anything? I really don't remember doing that... perhaps by accident...?X_x)
SuperSamuri09
09-05-2004, 05:51 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a ?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as she died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy
Echod16
09-05-2004, 06:03 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a ?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as she died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor
Kazee
09-05-2004, 07:09 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a ?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as she died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot.
Dementor
09-05-2004, 08:25 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard
Anidem
09-05-2004, 10:54 PM
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PlagueBearer
10-05-2004, 03:23 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's to
Dementor
11-05-2004, 01:22 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!"
(and yes Gaia, you edited "OMG, Spensdawg a girl" to "OMG, Spensdawg a ?" and also changed "Green spank bannanapants!" to "Green bannanapants!" Furthermore, you just did it again. Please stop.)
Booms
11-05-2004, 04:53 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Then William suffocated.
PlagueBearer
11-05-2004, 05:32 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Then William suffocated, destroying all hope
Booms
11-05-2004, 06:08 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind
SoujirouTheTenken
11-05-2004, 03:25 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor
Eiger
11-05-2004, 08:53 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto
DuskO
11-05-2004, 10:28 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by
PlagueBearer
11-05-2004, 10:46 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android.
Dementor
11-05-2004, 11:45 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino
(some posts got lost up there, I added them back. Yes, the story still makes as much sense as it did before.)
Kazee
12-05-2004, 12:13 AM
[QUOTE=Dementor]There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy
Booms
12-05-2004, 01:47 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring
Dementor
13-05-2004, 04:50 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power.
Booms
13-05-2004, 06:26 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip, found
Elorion
13-05-2004, 06:34 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip, found a groupy named
Booms
13-05-2004, 06:40 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply, who
Glitch
13-05-2004, 04:55 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply, who was currently touring ...
Spork_Lord
13-05-2004, 07:53 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply, who was currently touring with little avail.
Eiger
13-05-2004, 08:31 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply, who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were
Booms
14-05-2004, 01:51 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply, who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying
Sweetpea
15-05-2004, 02:05 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply, who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoyingas they screamed
Eiger
16-05-2004, 04:07 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply, who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "don't sit on...
SuperSamuri09
17-05-2004, 07:48 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply, who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!
Eiger
17-05-2004, 06:52 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply, who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
Dementor
17-05-2004, 10:51 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
Eiger
18-05-2004, 12:45 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
Uh oh, said...
Booms
18-05-2004, 01:38 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
Uh oh, said Tarantino as Jesus
Dementor
18-05-2004, 02:21 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger.
[QUOTE=Dementor]There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's
Brainless
18-05-2004, 08:50 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus
Eiger
18-05-2004, 08:53 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big
Brainless
18-05-2004, 08:58 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big Hammer, shaped like
Eiger
18-05-2004, 09:00 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita,
Brainless
18-05-2004, 09:04 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, But with one
Eiger
18-05-2004, 09:10 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where
Brainless
18-05-2004, 09:17 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been
Booms
19-05-2004, 12:43 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie.
Sweetpea
19-05-2004, 02:06 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck
Brainless
19-05-2004, 08:28 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat
Booms
20-05-2004, 01:27 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into
Eiger
20-05-2004, 01:38 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but
Booms
20-05-2004, 02:34 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword
Eiger
20-05-2004, 09:32 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end
Brainless
20-05-2004, 11:06 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant
Eiger
20-05-2004, 11:55 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red
Brainless
20-05-2004, 11:57 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas
SpanGi
24-05-2004, 01:30 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched
Booms
24-05-2004, 02:04 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets.
Eiger
24-05-2004, 06:44 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him
Brainless
24-05-2004, 08:55 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and
Eiger
24-05-2004, 09:27 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to
Brainless
24-05-2004, 09:35 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a
Eiger
24-05-2004, 09:36 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the
Brainless
24-05-2004, 09:38 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool
Blackmoore
25-05-2004, 02:00 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls
Booms
25-05-2004, 04:23 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked
Is succubi the plural form of succubus?
LordGex
25-05-2004, 06:43 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked
royal canadian yaksmen
Eiger
25-05-2004, 10:20 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights
LordGex
25-05-2004, 03:55 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then
Dementor
25-05-2004, 08:51 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
Brainless
25-05-2004, 09:59 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said
Dementor
25-05-2004, 11:05 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and
Eiger
26-05-2004, 01:36 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", saidAndrew Jackson and George W. Bush who
Booms
26-05-2004, 03:12 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies
LordGex
26-05-2004, 04:42 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic.
Booms
26-05-2004, 04:47 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George.
LordGex
26-05-2004, 04:52 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George. "Try them Chaney
Eiger
27-05-2004, 01:57 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George. "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you
PlagueBearer
27-05-2004, 02:03 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
Dementor
27-05-2004, 02:05 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
Booms
27-05-2004, 04:02 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said
LordGex
27-05-2004, 04:18 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in
Brainless
27-05-2004, 06:51 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade!
Eiger
27-05-2004, 07:02 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the
Brainless
27-05-2004, 07:13 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people
LordGex
27-05-2004, 09:39 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It
Booms
28-05-2004, 12:33 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted.
Havard
28-05-2004, 10:43 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my
Eiger
28-05-2004, 07:53 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered,"
Kazee
28-05-2004, 08:03 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered,fried golden brown,
Eiger
28-05-2004, 08:15 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody,"
Brainless
28-05-2004, 11:09 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was a
Booms
29-05-2004, 12:36 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one).
Eiger
29-05-2004, 12:51 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due
Brainless
29-05-2004, 03:38 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature
TheKingofPeons
31-05-2004, 03:18 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little
Booms
31-05-2004, 03:51 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets.
Brainless
31-05-2004, 05:33 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets
LordGex
31-05-2004, 06:45 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used
Brainless
01-06-2004, 12:50 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very
LordGex
01-06-2004, 05:36 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant
Brainless
01-06-2004, 06:18 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where
Eiger
01-06-2004, 09:54 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme
Brainless
01-06-2004, 11:10 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme. This was normal
Dementor
02-06-2004, 12:31 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Eiger
02-06-2004, 12:33 AM
[QUOTE=Dementor]There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. :p
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. :p But then again,
Kael Mystra
02-06-2004, 09:41 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. :p But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
Brainless
02-06-2004, 03:59 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. :p But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would
btw, Kael, Its 3 words ONLY. no more, no less
Spork_Lord
02-06-2004, 06:07 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink
Eiger
02-06-2004, 07:56 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours
Brainless
02-06-2004, 08:42 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine
Kael Mystra
02-06-2004, 10:10 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of
Brainless
02-06-2004, 10:20 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of
Eiger
03-06-2004, 02:04 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because
Dementor
03-06-2004, 02:09 AM
Oops... ignore
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really
Brainless
03-06-2004, 05:36 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some
Eiger
03-06-2004, 06:15 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns.
Brainless
03-06-2004, 10:40 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. this may seem
Eiger
04-06-2004, 12:49 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd
Booms
04-06-2004, 12:52 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average
Eiger
04-06-2004, 01:03 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of oddto the average joe, but polygamists
Booms
04-06-2004, 06:45 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of oddto the average joe, but polygamists find it quite
Tyran_Harasvelg
04-06-2004, 07:05 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of oddto the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs
LordGex
04-06-2004, 07:26 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because
pi321
04-06-2004, 07:58 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs
Brainless
04-06-2004, 02:05 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like
Eiger
04-06-2004, 07:04 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb
LordGex
04-06-2004, 09:43 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing
Eiger
05-06-2004, 12:29 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think
LordGex
05-06-2004, 12:47 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as
Eiger
05-06-2004, 12:52 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked
LordGex
05-06-2004, 12:55 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain
Eiger
05-06-2004, 01:12 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walkeddown the mountain, he pulled out
LordGex
05-06-2004, 01:17 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush
Dementor
05-06-2004, 01:30 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again!
LordGex
05-06-2004, 01:33 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by
Eiger
05-06-2004, 02:01 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly!
LordGex
05-06-2004, 02:05 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why
Eiger
05-06-2004, 02:07 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that
LordGex
05-06-2004, 02:11 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess.
Lord Archaon
05-06-2004, 02:25 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter,
Booms
05-06-2004, 09:25 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as
Tyran_Harasvelg
05-06-2004, 09:37 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake,
LordGex
05-06-2004, 07:31 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and
pi321
05-06-2004, 07:41 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in
LordGex
05-06-2004, 07:47 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing
Lord Archaon
05-06-2004, 08:17 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing dash hula dolls,
LordGex
06-06-2004, 12:54 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing dash hula dolls, inset with rubies
Booms
06-06-2004, 07:26 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing dash hula dolls, inset with rubies, making many babies.
Lord Archaon
06-06-2004, 07:37 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing dash hula dolls, inset with rubies, making many babies. I realize my
Brainless
06-06-2004, 08:16 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing dash hula dolls, inset with rubies, making many babies. I realize my purpose in life
Blackmoore
06-06-2004, 11:04 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing dash hula dolls, inset with rubies, making many babies. I realize my purpose in life as an agronomist
pi321
06-06-2004, 11:20 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing dash hula dolls, inset with rubies, making many babies. I realize my purpose in life as an agronomist is not very
LordGex
07-06-2004, 01:19 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing dash hula dolls, inset with rubies, making many babies. I realize my purpose in life as an agronomist is not very fullfilling. So I
Lord Archaon
07-06-2004, 01:40 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing dash hula dolls, inset with rubies, making many babies. I realize my purpose in life as an agronomist is not very fullfilling. So I robbed a bank
LordGex
07-06-2004, 02:21 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing dash hula dolls, inset with rubies, making many babies. I realize my purpose in life as an agronomist is not very fullfilling. So I robbed a bank, taking all the
The_Iron_Raven
07-06-2004, 03:28 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing dash hula dolls, inset with rubies, making many babies. I realize my purpose in life as an agronomist is not very fullfilling. So I robbed a bank, taking all the
loose change from
Lord Archaon
07-06-2004, 06:08 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing dash hula dolls, inset with rubies, making many babies. I realize my purpose in life as an agronomist is not very fullfilling. So I robbed a bank, taking all the
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Today, 06:28 PM #198
The_Iron_Raven
Member Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 101
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing dash hula dolls, inset with rubies, making many babies. I realize my purpose in life as an agronomist is not very fullfilling. So I robbed a bank, taking all the loose change from poor old nuns.
Eiger
07-06-2004, 07:41 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing dash hula dolls, inset with rubies, making many babies. I realize my purpose in life as an agronomist is not very fullfilling. So I robbed a bank, taking all the
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Today, 06:28 PM #198
The_Iron_Raven
Member Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 101
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing dash hula dolls, inset with rubies, making many babies. I realize my purpose in life as an agronomist is not very fullfilling. So I robbed a bank, taking all the loose change from poor old nuns. The priests stole
Booms
07-06-2004, 08:34 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing dash hula dolls, inset with rubies, making many babies. I realize my purpose in life as an agronomist is not very fullfilling. So I robbed a bank, taking all the loose change from poor old nuns. The priests stole a young boy's
Eiger
07-06-2004, 08:48 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing dash hula dolls, inset with rubies, making many babies. I realize my purpose in life as an agronomist is not very fullfilling. So I robbed a bank, taking all the loose change from poor old nuns. The priests stole a young boy's butterfinger bar when
Lord Archaon
07-06-2004, 09:18 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing dash hula dolls, inset with rubies, making many babies. I realize my purpose in life as an agronomist is not very fullfilling. So I robbed a bank, taking all the loose change from poor old nuns. The priests stole a young boy's butterfinger bar when six Mongolian gerbils
Eiger
07-06-2004, 09:30 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing dash hula dolls, inset with rubies, making many babies. I realize my purpose in life as an agronomist is not very fullfilling. So I robbed a bank, taking all the loose change from poor old nuns. The priests stole a young boy's butterfinger bar when six Mongolian gerbils somersaulted through the
Brainless
07-06-2004, 09:35 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing dash hula dolls, inset with rubies, making many babies. I realize my purpose in life as an agronomist is not very fullfilling. So I robbed a bank, taking all the loose change from poor old nuns. The priests stole a young boy's butterfinger bar when six Mongolian gerbils somersaulted through the custard, landing in
Lord Archaon
07-06-2004, 10:34 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing dash hula dolls, inset with rubies, making many babies. I realize my purpose in life as an agronomist is not very fullfilling. So I robbed a bank, taking all the loose change from poor old nuns. The priests stole a young boy's butterfinger bar when six Mongolian gerbils somersaulted through the custard, landing in Pureed rotten tofu.
Brainless
07-06-2004, 10:42 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing dash hula dolls, inset with rubies, making many babies. I realize my purpose in life as an agronomist is not very fullfilling. So I robbed a bank, taking all the loose change from poor old nuns. The priests stole a young boy's butterfinger bar when six Mongolian gerbils somersaulted through the custard, landing in Pureed rotten tofu. Some gelatinous goo
Eiger
07-06-2004, 11:46 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing dash hula dolls, inset with rubies, making many babies. I realize my purpose in life as an agronomist is not very fullfilling. So I robbed a bank, taking all the loose change from poor old nuns. The priests stole a young boy's butterfinger bar when six Mongolian gerbils somersaulted through the custard, landing in pureed rotten tofu. Some gelatinous goo developed a brain
Lord Archaon
08-06-2004, 12:49 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing dash hula dolls, inset with rubies, making many babies. I realize my purpose in life as an agronomist is not very fullfilling. So I robbed a bank, taking all the loose change from poor old nuns. The priests stole a young boy's butterfinger bar when six Mongolian gerbils somersaulted through the custard, landing in pureed rotten tofu.
Some gelatinous goo developed a brain and began speaking.
Eiger
08-06-2004, 12:52 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing dash hula dolls, inset with rubies, making many babies. I realize my purpose in life as an agronomist is not very fullfilling. So I robbed a bank, taking all the loose change from poor old nuns. The priests stole a young boy's butterfinger bar when six Mongolian gerbils somersaulted through the custard, landing in pureed rotten tofu.
Some gelatinous goo developed a brain and began speaking. In a monotonous
Lord Archaon
08-06-2004, 01:41 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing dash hula dolls, inset with rubies, making many babies. I realize my purpose in life as an agronomist is not very fullfilling. So I robbed a bank, taking all the loose change from poor old nuns. The priests stole a young boy's butterfinger bar when six Mongolian gerbils somersaulted through the custard, landing in pureed rotten tofu.
Some gelatinous goo developed a brain and began speaking. In a monotonous tone, it said
Booms
08-06-2004, 03:18 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing dash hula dolls, inset with rubies, making many babies. I realize my purpose in life as an agronomist is not very fullfilling. So I robbed a bank, taking all the loose change from poor old nuns. The priests stole a young boy's butterfinger bar when six Mongolian gerbils somersaulted through the custard, landing in pureed rotten tofu.
Some gelatinous goo developed a brain and began speaking. In a monotonous tone, it said "Konichiwa! Watashiwa Gel-san."
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing dash hula dolls, inset with rubies, making many babies. I realize my purpose in life as an agronomist is not very fullfilling. So I robbed a bank, taking all the loose change from poor old nuns. The priests stole a young boy's butterfinger bar when six Mongolian gerbils somersaulted through the custard, landing in pureed rotten tofu.
Some gelatinous goo developed a brain and began speaking. In a monotonous tone, it said "Konichiwa! Watashiwa Gel-san." After speaking, mutation
Lord Archaon
08-06-2004, 03:52 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing dash hula dolls, inset with rubies, making many babies. I realize my purpose in life as an agronomist is not very fullfilling. So I robbed a bank, taking all the loose change from poor old nuns. The priests stole a young boy's butterfinger bar when six Mongolian gerbils somersaulted through the custard, landing in pureed rotten tofu.
Some gelatinous goo developed a brain and began speaking. In a monotonous tone, it said "Konichiwa! Watashiwa Gel-san."
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Today, 06:39 PM #213
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Posts: 50
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing dash hula dolls, inset with rubies, making many babies. I realize my purpose in life as an agronomist is not very fullfilling. So I robbed a bank, taking all the loose change from poor old nuns. The priests stole a young boy's butterfinger bar when six Mongolian gerbils somersaulted through the custard, landing in pureed rotten tofu.
Some gelatinous goo developed a brain and began speaking. In a monotonous tone, it said "Konichiwa! Watashiwa Gel-san." After speaking, mutation began to develope
pi321
08-06-2004, 04:47 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing dash hula dolls, inset with rubies, making many babies. I realize my purpose in life as an agronomist is not very fullfilling. So I robbed a bank, taking all the loose change from poor old nuns. The priests stole a young boy's butterfinger bar when six Mongolian gerbils somersaulted through the custard, landing in pureed rotten tofu.
Some gelatinous goo developed a brain and began speaking. In a monotonous tone, it said "Konichiwa! Watashiwa Gel-san."
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Today, 06:39 PM #213
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Member Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 50
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing dash hula dolls, inset with rubies, making many babies. I realize my purpose in life as an agronomist is not very fullfilling. So I robbed a bank, taking all the loose change from poor old nuns. The priests stole a young boy's butterfinger bar when six Mongolian gerbils somersaulted through the custard, landing in pureed rotten tofu.
Some gelatinous goo developed a brain and began speaking. In a monotonous tone, it said "Konichiwa! Watashiwa Gel-san." After speaking, mutation began to develope, and the brain
Lord Archaon
08-06-2004, 05:13 AM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing dash hula dolls, inset with rubies, making many babies. I realize my purpose in life as an agronomist is not very fullfilling. So I robbed a bank, taking all the loose change from poor old nuns. The priests stole a young boy's butterfinger bar when six Mongolian gerbils somersaulted through the custard, landing in pureed rotten tofu.
Some gelatinous goo developed a brain and began speaking. In a monotonous tone, it said "Konichiwa! Watashiwa Gel-san."
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There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying as they screamed "Don't sit on Kitchen Fresh Chicken!!!!" So they didn't.
God is dead.
"Uh oh", said Tarantino as Jesus pulled the trigger. Jesus splattered God's Ubiquitous Leprechaun Circus with a big hammer, shaped like the Goddess Lita, but with one massive boob where she had been eating a pie. Then Jesus stuck his big fat pet monkey into a keyhole, but a magical sword put an end to his constant whining about red monkeys in pajamas who mostly touched tea and crumpets. That got him very angry and he decided to go for a swim in the local swimming pool where tormented souls, specifically succubi, liked royal canadian yaksmen dressed in tights. It was then Armageddon.
Who cares?
"I do!", said Andrew Jackson and George W. Bush, who was eating babies roasted in garlic. "Delicious!" exclaimed George, "Try them Cheney, you want'em, you bad bad man!"
"Kerry shot these?"
"Nope, Nader," said Andrew.
"Call in The Briefcase Brigade! They'll bomb the evil little people into oblivion!" It (The Blob) shouted. "I like my politicians extra splattered, fried golden brown, and very bloody."
This was an allusion (OMG rox0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!111one). Nevertheless truthful due to the nature of the little white porcelain toilets. Now, these toilets had been used in a very beautiful and fragrant conference meeting, where farts reigned supreme.
This was normal.
No it wasn't.
Yes it was. But then again, Who defines normal anyway?
It would take a pink poodle 76 hours just to determine the validity of the theory of masculinity. That's because Pi is really 4 in some small Utah towns. This may seem kind of odd to the average joe, but polygamists find it quite tasty with eggs. This is because they think eggs are extremely egg-like because they're dumb and have nothing better to think about! But, as old Hiram walked down the mountain, he pulled out a giant toothbrush.
Paragraph time again! Was thought by dogs abstract? Certainly! As to why dogs think that, is anyones guess. It doesn't matter, PIE!!!!! So, as I eat cheesecake, contemplating Hitler and Stalin's future in Hell. And picturing dash hula dolls, inset with rubies, making many babies. I realize my purpose in life as an agronomist is not very fullfilling. So I robbed a bank, taking all the loose change from poor old nuns. The priests stole a young boy's butterfinger bar when six Mongolian gerbils somersaulted through the custard, landing in pureed rotten tofu.
Some gelatinous goo developed a brain and began speaking. In a monotonous tone, it said "Konichiwa! Watashiwa Gel-san." After speaking, mutation began to develope, and the brain separated into three
Brainless
08-06-2004, 06:38 PM
There was once a transvestite named Ninja Android X-59, who didn't like watching tv shows. His creator, Hewithoutpants, thought X-59 was the Chosen One. So Geoff Fraizer deigned to test for the children a brand new long, green, purple-headed drunken dinosaur from Taco Bell. "OMG, Spensdawg a girl?" Michael Jackson said. He then whipped out his JLO-sized-***. Spens stuck his penguin into the dryer with fries.
"Green spank bannanapants!" howled the furry Ninja Android X-59 as he died. Hewithoutpants then sprayed acid out of his giant mouth and began to weep sorrowfully because he had lost his favorite stuffed Buffalo which he had slept with every night because of its Mind-Control. The acid landed on the pennies belonging to a pie.
Also, William wanted to go into the navy, but the poor bastard had clubfoot. Captain Jean-luc Picard of the USS Enterprise said "Here's tomorrow's lotto numbers!" Unfortunately his mind had a tumor and the lotto was won by the necromantic android. Then William suffocated, destroying all hope for universal suffrage.
Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino made another crappy music video, featuring the turnip of power. The turnip found a groupy named Post Reply who was currently touring with little avail. His hemorrhoids were being quite annoying