Let's start our own Story line While we wait for O.B.

[Scorch_Hellfire]

...and mandarin oranges on the side... (freaking wendys trying to copy mcds...)

[Jawelik]

Suddenly, an angry and milk soaked Jawelik...

[Deaths.Utility]

...jumps from underneath an ogre..

[Bahumat]

...and kicks it in the crotch...

[LuxAeterna]

and say's Your base are now belong to us!..

[AntiMatter]

...then suddenly a massive dragon leaps out from behind a rock and....

[ArcaneSorceror]

begins to burk push up from the freestylers...

[Scorch_Hellfire]

...which cuts off circulation to the ogre's...

[Dragonflame]

Brain that makes him fall on Jawelik........

[Khal'jur]

..to the joy of all creatures...

[Dragonflame]

that ate Jawelik remains

[Jawelik]

that ate Jawelik remains

But the Lich King Rasies Jawelik... (please note, I don't much like being killed off! :lol: )

[Dragonflame]

And Elvis comes and deystroyes The Lich King.............

[Eiger]

who promptly dissipates into particles of dust and blows away...

[Squarebob Spongepants]

Then he goes postal on everyone who ignores the 5 word limit.

Oops! *promptly leaves the thread* :scared:

_______________________________

The game is ready for lunch.

[Jawelik]

Suddenly Elvis is stricken with...

[Dragonflame]

a heart attack

[Scorch_Hellfire]

... and he dies on the toilet... (again...)

[Jawelik]

Many Elvis impersonators then arrive...

[Hopfrog]

All carrying jelly donuts

[Scorch_Hellfire]

... to mourne their loss...

[Dynamix]

...The Counsel of Underpants Gnomes Convene….

[Kataphraktoi]

they then eat the donuts...

[Scorch_Hellfire]

... which had chocolate sprinkles...

[Kataphraktoi]

and smelt good...

[Dynamix]

and this thread is dying.......

[blindcside]

but it was bitten by

[Kataphraktoi]

an old woman...

[Jawelik]

But Dynamix was right...

[Dark606]

unless we fight it....

[Dynamix]

The End. (Probably not, someone will end up posting more)

(The problem is people change the subject to much. It degrades the story line. Plus they add too much useless stuff. And the people who go over 5 words kill it. We need to keep it two a few characters who are on a quest or something. Ill admit it was fun reading for about 5 pages. Then it just got out of hand. And its not fun if the same person keeps posting every other 4 quotes. Maybe once every few pages and thats pushing it. Try to add your single contribution and let it go, inless you think there is something really funny to add.)

(P.S. Im breaking the 5 word rule, and people who use Quotes or Brakets to explain their 5 word contribution ruins it also :/ )

[muteownz]

well of course the story will change.. or someone will add something dumb.. like right off the bat a naked person? what are people thinking? lol... you ever played that password or secret game in elemetary? you tell someone next to you something.. and they have to pass it along to the next person.. and when it gets to the last person its always something stupid like "purple monkey dishwasher"... yes.. i'm bored :/

[Scorch_Hellfire]

There once was an orc named... (let's increase the limit to 6 words...)

[Squarebob Spongepants]

...Kronk, who liked to smash daisies.

_______________________________

The game is ready for lunch.

[Scorch_Hellfire]

and by smash, we mean collect... (as in he was an herbalist...)

[Squarebob Spongepants]

Smashed daisies were a main ingredient...

_______________________________

The game is ready for lunch.

[Jawelik]

to his favorite food...

[Fatbastard]

chopped-up gnomes with smashed daisiesauce

[cubby23]

chopped-up gnomes with smashed daisiesauce
and he thought mmm food

[Squarebob Spongepants]

But his brother's Eau d'Orc aftershave...

_______________________________

The game is ready for lunch.

[Scorch_Hellfire]

...happened to also need smashed daises...

[Fatbastard]

for his special formula to make....

[Scorch_Hellfire]

his brother's Eau d'Orc aftershave...

...what we've already said its for...

[Runion]

which was gnome sauce....

[Scorch_Hellfire]

(fine change what its for... whatever...)

... which was a delicacy in orgrimmar...

[Jawelik]

but sadly, gnomes in ogrimmar had...

[Alarielle The Everqueen]

..."The Blue Plague" and were..

[Squarebob Spongepants]

...coughing and sneezing on everyone's food.

_______________________________

The game is ready for lunch.

[Dnightz]

....while thralls aid gets run over by a F-16....

[Jawelik]

which had been invented by an...

[officer]

...oppressed ogre...

[Scipio]

Of which both heads were schizophrenic...

[Apollo]

and had short term memory loss...

[officer]

...that made them go blind...

[Jawelik]

It also caused them to forget...

[Brainless]

how to apply the gnome's.....

[Scipio]

Mega-Crotchetizer to the Magical Wonder-machine

[AntiMatter]

Then Krunk decided to...

[officer]

...rap* himself...

[Dnightz]

...and call security...

[Scipio]

To help test his Crotchetizer some more...

[OverKill]

The End!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jawelik]

The End!!!!!!!!!!!

OH THANK YOU GOD!!!!

[Scipio]

Don't mention it :D

[Jawelik]

Don't mention it :D

Wow, you're God? THE God?! Well... uh... can I have a pony? Wait no, two ponies! ... A HUNDRED PONIES!!! :flip:

[RootY-"D34d-Ra1n"]

Can i have a pet gnome? one that comes with a leash plz :uhhuh:

[Scipio]

Sure.
Just remember to eat your vegetables and play World of Warcraft kids, and all your dreams will come true.

[Brainless]

Just remember to eat your vegetables and play World of Warcraft kids, and all your dreams will come true.

...Just so long as all your dreams consist of only eating your vegetables and playing WoW. But then, who doesn't dream of playing WoW?

[Scipio]

Yeah, forget vegetables!