Let's start our own Story line While we wait for O.B.

[Mendaveth]

Everybody kick in 5 words and keep it going. We can come up with a real funny/adventurous one I bet.

I will start it off.



I awoke today in Azeroth........

[Scipio]

And found out I was naked...

(Let's say one sentence, not five words. That's not enough)

[Khal'jur]

And there was a gnome. . .

[Chaosas]

Dancing on my bedroom table, naked too...

[Mendaveth]

I said "Beat it Gnome!"

[Scipio]

"Why?" the Gnome said. "You said it was okay!"

[Chaosas]

"Crap" - I thought. I was probably drinking with dwarves again... Nobody can keep up to a dwarf in drinkink.... :drink:

[ShuXB166]

next time ill go out with the elves, they can't hold their booze as well....

[Scipio]

And the ladies are more.. willing to... "get friendly" when they're drunk..

[BluBoy1982]

Damn that dwarven ale :drink: .... *feels a bump on forhead*

[Hansome]

*Feels aching behind* ... I think someone did get friendly...

[RavenFirecaster]

Must have been that Gnome

[Khal'jur]

"Foolish gnomes!" I thought to myself...

[Mendaveth]

Remember 5 words only please, heheh.

....... I stepped outside to see......

[Morphina]

a dragon eating my breakfast...

[TykeMörbult]

NOO!! NOOO, not my scrambled eggs and bacon!!

[Hansome]

I screamed "You son of...

[Abshurbanipal]

then thought better of it and ran...

[TykeMörbult]

...to my grandmother who was cooking..

[Khal'jur]

but that same gnome was eating my food...

[Abshurbanipal]

so i went to get dressed instead...

[Khal'jur]

only to find a goat eating my clothes...

[Squarebob Spongepants]

"Food" I thought to myself...

_______________________________

The game is ready for lunch.

[FrozenYak]

so i cooked the goat...

[SpAm_BuStA]

and ate it with my.....

[Brainless]

cheese, which was very nice.

[SpAm_BuStA]

mmmmm cheese goat then i heard....

[Teh Kurb]

Then it was time too...

[SpAm_BuStA]

go buy a stripper for....

[AntiMatter]

the awesome party kicking off in...

[powermongor]

a pay-toilet in Stormwind, with...

[barbarian_bob]

...with the naked gnome earlier...

[Khal'jur]

so I jumped on my...

[BluBoy1982]

mechanical squrel and head off to...

[Birem]

the local market to buy.....

[RavenFirecaster]

some beer for me and...

[Khal'jur]

some...herbs from my....herbalist...

[Squarebob Spongepants]

Unfortunately, some nightelves had already...

_______________________________

The game is ready for lunch.

[Eiger]

fed the furbolgs way too much ale....

[SpAm_BuStA]

so they started solicting me for......

[Khal'jur]

...votes for....

[SpAm_BuStA]

the banning of gnomes from...

[Morphina]

A very nasty little gnome

[Khal'jur]

which was eating other ...gnomes...

[SpAm_BuStA]

and spitting out chunks of.....

[Khal'jur]

...boots...

[Birem]

While picking hes but he.............

[Squarebob Spongepants]

...was smashed to tiny bits...

_______________________________

The game is ready for lunch.

[Khal'jur]

...so I kept on walking...

[SpAm_BuStA]

by the big tauren that.....

[Khal'jur]

...looked very depressed...

[Squarebob Spongepants]

.., his maul covered with gnomechunks...

_______________________________

The game is ready for lunch.

[Birem]

and feces that smells like.....

[Rycan]

a fresh daisy picked from...

[ShotgunSurgeon]

the back end of an undead

[Khal'jur]

...who was actually his mother...

[Hydro]

that got friendly with a

[Birem]

Monkey and brought him into...................

[Khal'jur]

...this world...

[Hydro]

which explains

[Khal'jur]

...the taurens saddened expression...

[Hydro]

and long dangly....

[Khal'jur]

...beard...

[Morphina]

Suddenly a titan fell down...

[Loboleal]

...just crushing the poor monkey

[Jawelik]

The Titan wailed, "oh no!"

[Morphina]

And repaired the mechanical monkey.

[Jawelik]

... but when it came to Engineering...

[Squarebob Spongepants]

...his skill equalled that of...

_______________________________

The game is ready for lunch.

[AntiMatter]

a rabid monkey wrestler...

[Minsterr]

so the mechanical monkey turned out....

[Squarebob Spongepants]

...with several vital parts missing.

_______________________________

The game is ready for lunch.

[Morphina]

and looked like an exploded cow

[Loboleal]

Tauren started to get angry...

[Squarebob Spongepants]

"Dude! That's so not cool!" he said...

_______________________________

The game is ready for lunch.

[Teh Kurb]

"that was my best BlowupCow!

[Nostradamus92]

But I didn't care, because....

[Khal'jur]

...tomorrow was the...

[Nostradamus92]

...day of the annual...

[Khal'jur]

...best mount contest...

[Nostradamus92]

...being held at the Stormwind entrance...

[Khal'jur]

.."but wait, ima tauren," he thought...

[Squarebob Spongepants]

*mental note - steal a horse*

_______________________________

The game is ready for lunch.

[Scipio]

As i walked up to the royal stables...

[Minsterr]

A Pink Nightelf came out-of-shadowmeld... :P

[Etra]

And was, like, "hey there..." ;)

(5 words is better, Scipio. It leaves it open for others to finish your thought and the story, in my opinion, is funnier that way.)

[Hydro]

aren't you on that show....

[Scipio]

"Where DID my brains go?"

[Shaggy]

(edit: that sucked)

[Scipio]

Oopsie, wrong forum!

[Khal'jur]

"Where DID my brains go?"


...to which i replied...

[Scipio]

Yeah,wanna be my co-star?

[powermongor]

And I was all, like...

[Minsterr]

yeah I always dreamt about...

[Birem]

Making love to you and.........

[bootstrap]

maybe adopting a cute little Gnome...

[Minsterr]

but what the hell co-star ...

[Jawelik]

but what the hell co-star ...

(???? Sorry, not sure I get this... But I'll continue anyway...)

I said, "let's get it on..."

[Nostradamus92]

...but suddently I had second thoughts.....

[Scorch_Hellfire]

...and decided to take up...

[Jawelik]

Alchemy. So I could make...

[tonkpils]

... a big bottle of explosive...

[Scipio]

Uncle Mojo's Pandarian Ale...

[tonkpils]

which, when drunk, tastes very....

[Scipio]

Good, but don't all things....

[Minsterr]

taste good..., so I threw the big bottle of explosive....

[bootstrap]

..into a hut nearby....

[Minsterr]

and started a huge fire, so I decided....

[Scipio]

To run like a little girl..

[Minsterr]

which actually turned on the pinknightelf..so he did.....

[Scipio]

This funny little dance that..

(I thought it was a she)

[tonkpils]

... can't be described as elegant...

[Nostradamus92]

...but none the less...

[Scipio]

Made me want to "get friendly"..

[Minsterr]

so I made a big Moooooo come to me baby and then....

[Scipio]

I asked myself what a Tauren was doing here..

[Jawelik]

And then the answer came to me...

[XxNoObXx]

It wasn't a tauren, it was a cow...

[Brainless]

that was busy with his....

[Squarebob Spongepants]

... obviously fake udders that were...

Note: There are no male cows. They're called bulls :uhhuh:

_______________________________

The game is ready for lunch.

[Scorch_Hellfire]

...put on backwards and giving out bloody milk... :lol: i couldnt resist... :uhhuh:

[officer]

...in a very sick way...

[Scorch_Hellfire]

... which caused the pink ne to puke...

[Semidi]

... on a gnome who had...

[officer]

...very dirty boots...

[Nostradamus92]

..but also had a very nice...

[Jawelik]

... set of immaculately clean...

[Nostradamus92]

...trousers, being held up only by...

[Squarebob Spongepants]

... a piece of extension cord...

_______________________________

The game is ready for lunch.

[Birem]

....That was from his TV.......

[Jawelik]

... which was unusual, because Tvs...

[Johanass "Johan" Tassen]

....when covered in bleeding coffee....

[officer]

...exploded... :drink:

[Black Knight84]

...in a daze of dazzling colours which reformed into an uber flying sword...

[Scorch_Hellfire]

...that cut a hole in time space, opening a portal to the twisting nether, letting out a horde of demonic...

[Semidi]

trolls who enforced the 5 word limit...

[bobxii]

*lol... nice one Semidi*

[powermongor]

trolls who enforced the 5 word limit...

but confuse 6 with 5...

[XxNoObXx]

trolls who enforced the 5 word limit...
hahahahahaaha

[Jawelik]

but confuse 6 with 5...

... but back to the story... :yep:

[Morphina]

Severe punnishments where enforced on......

[blindcside]

all the gnome haters and

[tonkpils]

... even on the gnome lovers. (<--- note the period, start a new sentence!)

[Scipio]

It was then that they...

[Minsterr]

decided to open a new.... (who they ? huh :D ? )

[Scipio]

Restaurant dedicated to Gnome-eating Trolls

(To Minsterr:the Trolls from the Twisting Nether)

Edit: Building to restaurant and hating to eating.

[Morphina]

And where Ogres where grilled.....

[Squarebob Spongepants]

... cheese and peanut butter fanatics...

_______________________________

The game is ready for lunch.

[Morphina]

But the Titan disliked it....

[Brainless]

and pinched his small and...

[officer]

...and round...

[SpAm_BuStA]

shrivelled....

[Squarebob Spongepants]

... pimple, which made his eyes...

_______________________________

The game is ready for lunch.

[officer]

...bleed...

[Brainless]

with diluted orange juice, which...

[Minsterr]

turned into Lava when it touched the......

[XxNoObXx]

gnome and his ....

[Squarebob Spongepants]

... old, battlescarred mechanical rubber chicken.

(C'mon people. It's 5 words. No more, no less. Put some effort into it :p)

_______________________________

The game is ready for lunch.

[Morphina]

Then the rubber chicken exploded...
(1,2,3,4,5...yep all there)

[officer]

into five million pieces

[Minsterr]

that turned the world into....

[Squarebob Spongepants]

... a slightly messier place than...

_______________________________

The game is ready for lunch.

[Minsterr]

the naked gnome's body.

[officer]

He then threw up...

[Jawelik]

... all over a very annoyed...

[officer]

...puppy...

[Morphina]

that sailed all over the

[Mr.Sunrock]

green sea of flan

[Jawelik]

that was only green because...

[Morphina]

Of one mad ogre vommitting

[officer]

...broccoli... :drink:

[Johanass "Johan" Tassen]

while Scatman John's ghost grooved....

[officer]

...booyah, while...

[Jawelik]

(... Sorry... This is getting kinda confusing... Anyone else think so? :scratch: )

[XxNoObXx]

the ogre was getting his eagle on.

[Scipio]

The eagle naturally disliked that...

[Jawelik]

So it clawed the ogre's eyes out. (Am I the only one starting to find this story hard to follow?)

[Scipio]

The Ogre then ran over..


(It's supposed to be, with so many people writing so many different things, having different humour. That's what this is all about.)

[Morphina]

a typical old collapsing hangingbridge....

[tonkpils]

Suddenly, the bridge collapsed! "Yikes!"...

[Squarebob Spongepants]

Some gnomes cushioned his fall...

_______________________________

The game is ready for lunch.

[Scipio]

But they started a lawsuit...

[Scorch_Hellfire]

...at the u.s. supreme court... (yes the one in washington dc... and yes that means that they have been teleported to the real world earth... and yes that means chaos is about to ensue... and yes you have to tell what happens when warcraft meats real life... mwahahahahaa :lol: )

[Scipio]

And U.S. meant United Shippers'...

(Take THAT! Lol)

[Fatbastard]

of filfthy old banana-eating dogs...

(I was 2 late with my reply, dam :rant: , should be with the sentance above the guys above me :D)

[Scorch_Hellfire]

And U.S. meant United Shippers'...

(Take THAT! Lol)

except that it really didnt (it actually really did stand for united states and it also stood for U suck Scipio... becuz of stupid little communist attempt at undermining my plot twist... stupid little piece of crap... bastard... :rant: ...anyways... yes its the united states supreme court so dont even think about screwing it up... *looks at scipio* ... jerk...)

[Jawelik]

except that it really didnt (it actually really did stand for united states and it also stood for U suck Scipio... becuz of stupid little communist attempt at undermining my plot twist... stupid little piece of crap... bastard... :rant: ...anyways... yes its the united states supreme court so dont even think about screwing it up... *looks at scipio* ... jerk...)

(Uh, yeah... putting in brackets after the five words where you want the story to go, kinda defeats the purpose. Its cheating really. The basic idea is to start a thought, and have someone finish it in an unexpected way, not start it and tell everyone what you want to happen next. Sorry to sound harsh man, but that kinda sucked all the fun out of this... Especially when you start to resort to name calling over something so trivial. Ease up.)

[blindcside]

and the shippers were victorious!

(continuing from us = shippers)

[Jawelik]

winning from the lawsuit a...

[Maiden]

a 200 pound pig......

[Dragonflame]

That ate all the gnomes.....

[Zann the Defender]

Except for one almighty Gnome that then ate the pig and became so fat...

[Scipio]

They built a city around him.

[Jawelik]

called Big-fat-Gnomesville...

[Scipio]

Which housed numerous strange animals...

[Nostradamus92]

...including reptiles and girrafs...

[Scipio]

With multiple limbs, and also...

[LuxAeterna]

Had a mayor called THE...

[Dragonflame]

The bald one

[Minsterr]

who started to summon big.....

[Dragonflame]

Taco that solved world hunger but at the same time....

[Jawelik]

gave everyone horrible gas...

[Dragonflame]

That killed the President candidates so I became ruler of the world and...

[Khal'jur]

world of warcraft became a....

[Jawelik]

Cesspool of crime and corruption... :P

[Squarebob Spongepants]

.., althou it could cure cancer.

_______________________________

The game is ready for lunch.

[Khal'jur]

...but it wasnt profitable enough...

[blindcside]

and just before the end

[Khal'jur]

...of closed beta...

[Dragonflame]

That ended my regin as leader and put in power......(insert rpgfourms name in here)

[Khal'jur]

...Squarebob Spongepants....

[a_pax]

who got addicted to.....

[Johanass "Johan" Tassen]

... Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream....

[Khal'jur]

..until he realized...

[Scorch_Hellfire]

... that he'd ripped his pants... (again... :evil: )

[Deaths.Utility]

.. and vowed to start dieting.

[Jawelik]

But his plan turned out...

[LuxAeterna]

to offend the french..

[Brainless]

Summary!

I had to edit it a bit, for clarity, and some gramatical and spelling errors. Its not perfect though :p
NOTE: i have not added an extra FIVE WORDS (hint hint) for myself.



I awoke today in Azeroth and found out I was naked. And there was a gnome dancing on my bedroom table, naked too.

I said "Beat it Gnome!"

"Why?" the Gnome said. "You said it was okay!"

"Crap" - I thought. "I was probably drinking with dwarves again... Nobody can keep up to a dwarf in drinking next time ill go out with the elves, they can't hold their booze as well, and the ladies are more... willing to... "Get friendly" when they're drunk... Damn that dwarven ale...."
*feels a bump on forehead*
*Feels aching behind*
"... I think someone did get friendly...must have been that Gnome. Foolish gnomes!" I thought to myself.

I stepped outside to see a dragon eating my breakfast.
"NOO!! NOOO, not my scrambled eggs and bacon!!" I screamed "You son of..." then thought better of it and ran to my grandmother who was cooking. But that same gnome was eating my food so I went to get dressed instead, only to find a goat eating my clothes...

"Food" I thought to myself, so I cooked the goat and ate it with my cheese, which was very nice. Then it was time to go buy a stripper for the awesome party kicking off in a pay-toilet in Stormwind, with the naked gnome earlier. So I jumped on my mechanical squirrel and headed off to the local market to buy some beer for me and some...herbs from my....herbalist... Unfortunately, some Night Elves had already fed the Furbolgs way too much ale, so they started soliciting me for votes for a very nasty little gnome, which was eating other gnomes, and spitting out chunks of boots while picking his, but he was smashed to tiny bits by the big Tauren that looked very depressed, his maul covered with Gnome chunks and feces that smells like a fresh daisy picked from the back end of an undead, who was actually his mother, that got friendly with a monkey and brought him into this world, which explains the Taurens saddened expression, and long dangly beard. Suddenly, a titan fell down, just crushing the poor monkey. The Titan wailed, "oh no!", and repaired the mechanical monkey. But when it came to engineering, his skill equaled that of a rabid monkey wrestler, so the mechanical monkey turned out with several vital parts missing, and looked like an exploded cow. The Tauren started to get angry. "Dude! That's so not cool!" he said

But I didn't care, because tomorrow was the day of the annual best mount contest, being held at the Stormwind entrance. "But wait, I’m a Tauren," he thought. "Mental note - steal a horse."

As I walked up to the royal stables, a Pink Night Elf came out of shadowmeld, and was, like, "Hey there, aren't you on that show?", to which I replied "Yeah, wanna be my co-star?" And I was all, like "Yeah, I always dreamt about making love to you and maybe adopting a cute little Gnome, but what the hell co-star?" I said, "let's get it on...", but suddenly I had second thoughts, and decided to take up alchemy, so I could make a big bottle of explosive Uncle Mojo's Pandarian Ale, which, when drunk, tastes very good, but don't all things taste good, so I threw the big bottle of explosives into a hut nearby and started a huge fire. So, I decided to run like a little girl, which actually turned on the pink Night Elf, so she did this funny little dance that can't be described as elegant but none the less made me want to "get friendly". So I made a big "Moooooo come to me baby", and then I asked myself what a Tauren was doing here and then the answer came to me. It wasn't a Tauren, it was a cow, that was busy with his obviously fake udders that were put on backwards and giving out bloody milk in a very sick way, which caused the pink Night Elf to puke on a gnome who had very dirty boots, but also had a very nice set of immaculately clean trousers, being held up only by a piece of extension cord that was from his TV, which was unusual, because Tvs, when covered in bleeding coffee, exploded in a daze of dazzling colours which reformed into an uber flying sword that cut a hole in time space, opening a portal to the twisting nether, letting out a horde of demonic trolls who enforced the 5 word limit, but confuse 6 with 5...

But back to the story.

Severe punnishments where enforced on all the gnome haters and even on the gnome lovers. It was then that they decided to open a new Restaurant dedicated to Gnome-eating Trolls, and where Ogres were grilled with cheese and peanut butter fanatics. But the Titan disliked it and pinched his small, round and shrivelled pimple, which made his eyes bleed with diluted orange juice, which turned into Lava when it touched the gnome and his old, battlescarred mechanical rubber chicken. Then the rubber chicken exploded into five million pieces, that turned the world into a slightly messier place than the naked gnome's body. He then threw up all over a very annoyed puppy that sailed all over the green sea of flan, that was only green because of One Mad Ogre vommitting broccoli, while Scatman John's ghost grooved booyah, while the ogre was getting his eagle on. The eagle naturally disliked that, so it clawed the ogre's eyes out. The Ogre then ran over a typical old collapsing hanging bridge. Suddenly, the bridge collapsed! "Yikes!"
Some gnomes cushioned his fall, but they started a lawsuit at the U.S. supreme court, and U.S. meant United Shippers of filfthy old banana-eating dogs, and the shippers were victorious, winning from the lawsuit a 200 pound pig, that ate all the gnomes, except for one almighty Gnome that then ate the pig and became so fat, that they built a city around him called Big-fat-Gnomesville. This housed numerous strange animals, including reptiles and giraffes with multiple limbs, and also had a mayor called The Bald One, who started to summon a big taco that solved world hunger, but at the same time gave everyone horrible gas, that killed the President candidates so I became ruler of the world and World of Warcraft became a cesspool of crime and corruption, although it could cure cancer. But, it wasnt profitable enough, and just before the end of closed beta, that ended my reign as leader and put in power Squarebob Spongepants, who got addicted to Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream, until he realized that he'd ripped his pants, and vowed to start dieting. But his plan turned out to offend the French…

[Jawelik]

(Nice work brainless... Never realised how long the sentences got, but who cares? Lets continue our freakish story!)

... because everything offends the french...

[Scipio]

they even offend themselves sometimes...

(Let's post it as a beta journal! I will do it right away!)

[Johanass "Johan" Tassen]

...but the "Telephone Sanitation" plan....

[Jawelik]

... calmed them down, because...

[Dragonflame]

Their freaks!!!!And do it at night.....

[Abshurbanipal]

to hide from the gnomes...

[LuxAeterna]

who conspired to make spoons...

[Dragonflame]

That make Donold Trump's hair look good

[Eiger]

. So Donald set himself on fire while....

[Dragonflame]

Elvis attacked the local dairy store..........

[Jawelik]

and forced the staff too...

[Dragonflame]

Attack Jawelik with milk.....

[Khal'jur]

...meanwhile the gnomes were...

[Dragonflame]

Consuming hotdogs......

[Semidi]

...getting gutted by angry trolls.

[Khal'jur]

The trolls were angry because...

[Squarebob Spongepants]

...Elvis had attacked their dairy...

_______________________________

The game is ready for lunch.

[Dragonflame]

that the orgres ate......

[sphockey04]

vanilla-frosted gnomes with a side of...

[Runion]

dwarf jerky and some other...

[XxNoObXx]

jerky things......

[Khal'jur]

..from their local Dwarfdonalds...

[ixidore]

....after their huge supper they.....

[Scorch_Hellfire]

...went human hunting in theramore...

[ixidore]

...only to find something unexpected. (ending sentence)

[Scorch_Hellfire]

It seems that the humans....

[Deaths.Utility]

... forced 2000 Gnomes to carry...

[Scorch_Hellfire]

...the forgotten one to the... (the big thingy you kill in azjol'nerub in tft...)

[Runion]

local gnomedonalds...

[Scorch_Hellfire]

...which turns it into a forgotten-one-burger...

[sphockey04]

...with special sauce and pickles...