Favourite WOW quotes

[Gaza0469]

Thought it could be fun to start a favourite quotes thread for everything and anything to do with world of warcraft.....

I will start the ball rolling with these two :

"... Is it just me or does anyone else find it strange that the only thing that works 24/7 and never crashes is the billing system??"


"Robin Hood steals from the Humans and gives to the ..... Murlocs! Why else do you think they are so rich?"

[Four Fathers]

ROFL! Bingo was his name. I'll be back with one. Great idea by the way. :happy14:

[GrimmReaper]

"Why the hell is Ironforge so laggy? I'm don't pay for lag, I pay to play!!!"

"Go learn your class, NooB!"

Nice Idea! I'll add more as I think of em' I might need some coffee to help me out on these... ;)

[Four Fathers]

Here we go:

"what's the deal with the owls outside of darnassus?"

[Katyana]

Heard in Stranglethorn one day, I laughed so hard I had to screencap it:

"I love STV. All the animals are so nice. They just run out of the jungle as your passing by and greet ya. I just have a warm and fuzzy feeling every time I run through. No, wait, that warm and fuzzy feeling is the friggin Tiger that jumped me."

[Fel Exodus]

Ah- the constant people (without sarcasm)

"Where is Northshire Abbey?" <when they are Human>

Classic- :happy14:

[Sugardaddy]

YOU NO TAKE CANDLE!

and my favorite, by a long shot:

"Many Druids have died to bring us this information" - lvl 50 priest quest


-SD

[moopy]

For me, it has to be...


"OH NOES!"

[slate]

Some Pallie said it about his Lay On Hands spell:-

"Oh ****, I am out of mana, please God save my ass!"

Made me chuckle, and is now on a macro with my Lay on Hands spell.

[TheRiddler]

I still like the imp quotes:

'What you can't handle this on your own'

and the like

[Footman]

Warcraft II Footman
"Join the army they said,
See the world they said,
I'de rather be sailing."

[bloodswoon]

I have a few...

person 1: "Which way is East?"
person 2: "opposite west"
person 1: "Which way is West?"

person 1:"where can i find ghoul fangs?"
silence in general for 30 sec
person 1"Omg i'm so stupid...."

This is the most classic "l33t kiddie" thing i have ever seen:
"OMG11!!! U ALLIANC R N00BZONATORS!111! HWDRE WILL PWN U ALL1!!!"

And always... "You no take candle" :happy34:

[Lord_Shinnok]

by a well known ninja/farmer on our server in the middle of conversation with someone:

[Leolucy] Why said my you look at my there elephant

[Xal]

A dead warrior said this to my warlock not too long ago...

"YOU SAID YOU HAD A SOULSTONE, SO REZ ME!"

Ignorance FTW!

[Raistlin Majere]

Leroy, nuff' said. Nothing funnier than starting the WSG charge with this macro.

[GrimmReaper]

This is from GU Comics, but I still crack up every time I read it:

[/Yell]: Holy @%&$! A Krol Blade just dropped off this Bloodhound!

[/Whisper]: Dude, can you rub off you're luck on me?

[/Whisper]: That's the single dirtiest tell I ever got.
[/Whisper]: I'm Coming!

I'll post a link when the archives on GU work again.

[Muitnep]

If you've ever played Horde on Spirestone:

[1 General] [Pudge] Can anyone tell me where the entrence to WC is?

and for those of you not on spirestone, just read that every 45 seconds for 2 hours..... barrens general chat rules

[Gorny]

The best I have seen :

"Brion, if you don't want your mother to know you are on the computer at 3:30 A.M, don't post on a forum she reads."

-"Busted. Grounded"


_Faydra on Cenarion Circle Forums about 1.5 months ago.

other less fav : "Me no run from Paladin like you"

Then the Kobold runs anyway.

[Shanda]

hehe i will never forget the elite ogres in loch modan

ROOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR ME SMASH YOU DIE!

[xXmarkXx]

Earlier today sitting in OG Ah and i saw one of the funniest things i have seen in a while :-

[/yell] ANY ROUGE OPEN STRONG IRON LOCKBOX FOR ME!!!!!!!1

and the reply he got :-

[/yell] No, its got a caps-lock on it and my skill isnt high enough.

[GrimmReaper]

[QUOTE=GrimmReaper]This is from GU Comics (By Woody Hearn), but I still crack up every time I read it:

[/Yell]: Holy Crap! A Krol Blade just dropped off this Tar Lord!

[/Whisper]: Dude! Come rub some of your luck on me!

[/Whisper]: Uhh...that's the single dirtiest tell I've ever gotten.
[/Whisper]: I'll be right there !

http://www.gucomics.com/archives/view.php?cdate=20050831

[Katyana]

NM - should have read entire thread first!

[Lysta]

"Mommy!" - Twilight's Hammer cultist in Darkshore upon death... ... strange the one that said this was undead.

And a quote from my engineering mage, stolen from VGCats, after defeating Techbot in Gnomeregan. "We can rebuild him. Stronger, faster, less explodie!"

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=153 - For those interested in the actual strip I stole that strangely appropriate line from.

[Gaza0469]

<Blizz Poster> We have tested this realm and found it


<Cadyiem> That is working as Intended
(2 months later 'said' ability revamped)

[InTheNight]

In the wetlands:

[Question] "Where can I find a rouge trainer?"

[Response] "I dunno try Avon or Mary Kay."

[Nintendo Guru]

Person 1: "Anyone know why my ranged attack power is only 65?"
Person 2: "You're holding the gun backwards."

Combat Log: "Enraged Feral Scar becomes enraged!"

Mizzle the Crafty yells: OH NOES! Da king is dead! Uh... hail to da new king! Yeah!

Warchief Rend Blackhand yells: Oooh yeah baby, touch it just like that, lift up ur dress..... robe whatever it is JUST TAKE IT OFF!!!

Person whispers: "are u a shadow priest?"
I whisper: "Did the shadowform give it away?"

One of my guildies, upon seeing Ragnaros for the first time: "Holy Mother of God."

Kim'jael's "Missing" Equipment: The quest in Azshara that tells you to find some rune that a naga is carrying. Then when you finally find it, sure enough, it's [Some Rune]. Quest writer must have been bored.

[Korena]

When people go up to priest or locks and say

"Water okay?" or "bread okay?"


The best is when Rends goes "WOOT"

The most annoying is when Vael kicks your butt and goes, I'm sorry, your death only shows my failure for each person he kills.

[mystic x]

I kinda like what the ogres in burning steppes say when you finish the quest "Ogre head on a stick = party"

"Run for the hills!"
"Wait, we ARE in the hills!"

Or of course the gryphon dwarves who say "Keep your feet on the ground", when you're taking off to locations unknown... :chinny:

[Fallen Star]

<Blizz Poster> We have tested this realm and found it

Hahaha, they actually said that?

Best quote in the thread in my opinion :) funniest, anyway. Made me laugh so hard.

[Footman]

Guild Member : What If I'm suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion and can't join you for the raid tomorrow?
Guild Leader : Then you'll have to control your mouse with the other hand.

[Moonmist]

First, thanks for making me LOL at work. My coworkers appreciate it. :winky47:

Seen last night in Org-

"LFG UBRS - Rend says your mama's fat"

That's one way to get a group together, I suppose... :happy14:

[Keruza]

This is from a screenshot one did send me (actual blizz posting on forums)

<GameMaster> Al'Akir is current available. We are working to correct this.


And my favorite selfmade quote when using Gnomish Shrink Ray: "You've been Gnomified."

[Azuriell]

Best Quote ever:

"Why are there so much PvP'ers on RPPVP?"

After it some guy says:

"They think it means Really Powerfull PvP"


I was seriosuly ROFL'ing

[sLeM]

One of my favourites is from a Horde quest in Blackrock Depths, The Rise of the Machines.

"You will also need to collect 10 Intact Elemental Cores from the Ragereaver Golems and Warbringer Constructs protecting Argelmach. You know this because you are psychic."

[Nimdix]

Another classic is when you're in the barrens..

person1: /1 Where is Tazan?
person2: /1 With Jane!

[Zirdir]

Humans have the funniest jokes.

"Cover for me! i gotto wizz behind a tree..."

"So a tauren walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says: Hey! where did you get that?
The parrot says: Durotar! they are all over the place..."

and the best of the best...

"So i have this idea for a great movie.
Its about two gnomes who finds a bracelet of power,
and they have to take it to the Burning Steppes and cast it into the cauldron.

They form the Brotherhood of the bracelet.
Along the way the are trailed by a murloc named Gothem, who are obsessed with the bracelet, and nine bracelet boogiemen.

It could be a three parter called The ruler of the bracelet.
The first part will be called "The brotherhood of the bracelet",
followed by "A couple of towers",
and with a climatic ending called
"Hey! The King's back!""

[Themedo]

Humans have the funniest jokes.

"So a tauren walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says: Hey! where did you get that?
The parrot says: Durotar! they are all over the place..."
He says Orc not Tauren....and taurens come from mulgore....orc is from durotar!

[Ekkemans]

Person 1:

[Trade] [Person 1] WTS 100 COPPER BARS 50 BRONZE BARS AND LOADS OF ORE!!!!!!
[Trade] [Me] AND LOADS OF CAPS!!

[arag]

me: where do i get tool of thieves?
someguy: ask aPerson, he's a theivey tool!

[Can0mark]

Friend of mine (a druid): Why dont you create a druid? They rock
Me: I have a female NE druid
Friend: What lvl?
Me: 8 Im too lazy to play with her...
Me: I wish she would play with herself
Friend: erm....
Me: Oh that sounded out so wrong

In guild chat:

Me: anyone up for sunken temple?
Guildy: Yeah me
Guildy2: yarr Im a pirate you sexy mermaid!
Guildy: wtf...
Guildy2: oh @%#! wrong chat

In the barrens:

Player1: where can I find plainstriders?
Player2: around the crossroads
player3: omg you are lvl 10 thats way too low for the barrens
player1: oh?
player3: yeah you gotta be lvl 12 you cant do anything right now
player1: I just killed a plainstrider
player3: yeah right
player1: dude you are standing next to me
player3: stfu n00b

[silverlight]

hen pickpoket resisted when in group


"I didn't do it"

Or

"I dont drink any more , I dont drink any less ether"

and the classic

" Cover for me i gota wiss behind a tree"

[Destructioneer]

"You've been MALOWNED!" Curtesy of Postmaster Malown

[Nintendo Guru]

One of the bosses in ZG gains a level when he kills a member of your raid. One time after doing so he yelled "DING!"

I've heard from druids that Hakkar whispers "MOTW PLZ!" to them. Scary...

[metaldragen]

Probably my favorite ever is a Dwarf joke called Social Drinker:

I'm a social drinker. Whenever someone says they'll have a drink, I say, "So shall I."

[CrazyGamer]

"I live life twelve seconds at a time." - Paladin (think shield)

[construct]

Random peon reply when you hit them with the bludgeoning stick (that beginning quest in durotar):
"Me not that kind of orc!"

[Shellar]

"LFG for Sex, Lvl 18+ only" - Random Barrens chat.

[Lymion]

"runwwwwwdd"
You die.

[Elija Black]

I laughed a bit when I heard: "If I wasn't purple, you'd see I was blushing."

I'll try and think of some more, but those ones by can0mark...I was lmao for ages.

[SilentMagik]

In duskwood LFG channel:

[4. LookingForGroup][Player]:looking for someone to take lots of damage and probably get killed to help us kill Stalvan...if you die we will lament about you in song.

[Sydeney]

'DwarfX' flirts with you

"I must be asleep because you are a dream come true. That and I am slightly damp."

Nearly burst the first time I heard that!

[Aerath]

"You've been MALOWNED!" Curtesy of Postmaster Malown

*hm* A Utah Jazz reference there ? (even though Malone [the Mailman always delivers] later moved on he's still a jazzer to me :P)

[Elija Black]

This was in Westfall (though I don't know why)
[Person1] Where can I find Mirror Lake?
[Person2] near hairbrush manor

Going down the goblin foundry in DM
[Person3] low levels get to the wall
[Person3] hmm..that would be me

I got a whisper after getting off the hippogryph from rut'theran to darkshore
[person4] how could you control that flying thing?
Me: the hippogryph?
[person4] yeah cus u kept on sttopping and sdtuff
Me: lol thats just you lagging

[Keruza]

I though this is kinda funny from Rend. (don't remember if it was exactly like this)

Fooolsss... Kill the one in the dress.

[Kasaan]

guild chat:

OMG UBERLEWT[Worn Leather Bracers]

RFD:

/dance /dance /dance /dance /dance
Mordresh the Fire Eye yells: Slay them, my brethren! For the Scourge!

Orgrimmar:

Person1: whers the auction house?
Person2: in orgrimmar
Person1: thx
Lots of lol....'s

Barrens:

Person1: i hate brrens chat so much. its just gross.
Person2: who here took a shower this morning?
Person3: why are you asking?
Person1: i did. how about you lol? btw, i got laid last night.
Person3: sigh...
Person3 has left the General chat.

YOU NO TAKE CANDLE

Time's up, let's do this LEEEEEEROOOOOOOY JJJJJEEEEEEEENKINS!!!!!!
"omg he just ran in"(couldnt resist)

Library:

Houndmaster Lockseye yells: Release the hounds!
[Party]Person1: ewwww

Person1: lfm healer rfc!
Person2: and why are you in mulgore doing this?
Person3: 15 tauren priest lfg rfc
Person1: haha! wanna come person3?
no response....

lol there are some idiots out there

[xtC]

I started a Warrior alt the other day, killing the kobolds behind nortshire abbey. Then i get this whisper from a lvl 3 priest:

priest: "wtf? you have speed hack???????"
me: "umm... eh? oh yeah, it's called 'Charge'"
priest: "......"
priest: "could you plx send it to me :D:D"

made my day :)

[Afballz]

Barrens Chat (Of course):

Person1: I just spent the last 4 hours lvling my skinning.
Person2: I don't know how you can do that.
Person1: I used to be addicted to mining, I'd stay up until the early hours of the morning looking for one more vein
Person2: lol
Person1: What?... Oh ****
Person3: Yeah I did Peacebloom for a while.
Person2: Man you should try liferoot, it's so much better.

Or catching a Zep from Ogrimmar:
Lvl 5 char: Where does this go?
Me: Undead city
Lvl 5: Oh god NOOOOOOOO!
*Jumps off edge into water*
Lvl 5 (Whisper): Hey what's this fatigue bar?
*20 seconds later*
Lvl 5: Oh I see.

[Maani]

"TIMMEH!"

Timmy the Cruel in Stratholme :)

[CannedMalice]

I gotta say it's no Barrens, but general Ironforge chat can get pretty retarded.

Player1: lvl 21 warrior lfg for DM, pst.
Player2: ?????/
Player3: really? Dire Maul?
Player2: HOLY *DELETED* GET TEH *DELETED* OUT DMAN NOOB U DONT KNOW TEH FRIST THING ABT RADING ONXYIA
Player2: I'm pretty sure onyxia is in MC...
Player3: STFU!!
Player1: i meant deadmines...

and one of the best typos ever :D

*after a particularly lengthy and wierd discussion about how Night Elves mate.*

Guildie1: Look would you guys just shut up
Guildie2: man calm down a little, we were just talkin
Guildie1: well whatever Im going afk for a sex
Guildie1: SEC*
Guildie1: DAMMIT!

Please refrain from such language. ~R++

[Belham]

lol @ all the above :)
So far the funniest thing i've encountered was while still in the noob state..
we were going to kill that elite gnoll in redridge can't recall the name
anyway. Waiting for it to spawn we were just standing there, then he spawned... the main tank went "OMG We are all gonna die run for your lives!!!" and started running around aggroing everything and got us all killed. mm'm.
tanking ain't easy to the mind it seems.

[Mattz]

Favourite quotes...ahh I love these threads.

Trade WTS Arcanite Transmute /w me
Me: WTS Arcanite Transmute, Cheaper than that guy!.

Also, I step off the zeppelin in GG
Orc: Buff
Me: ...
Orc: BUFF!!
Me: No. Say it properly.
Orc: Buff plz!!!!!!!!
Me: Use proper English!
Orc: OMFG I REPORT YOU AS GRIEFER!!!!
I left, safe in the knowledge that none of the Blizzard Staff would have enough skillpoints in Moron to understand him.
Yes, I am that kind of druid. If you don't like typing the words as God intended, don't ask me for a temporary stat enhancement spell.

Oh yeah, one last favourite, "Help I'm trapped in a binary punch-card factory!"

[Dkin366]

a group of of 3-4 RL friends are all in my guild. They usually are all in a party together and use /party, but sometimes weird stuff slips threw /guild.

[Player1]: Are you doing maras tonight?
[Player2]: I dont know. if we get enough people
[Player1]: Jeff said he would i think
[Player3]: long story short i kissed Dan's girlfriend last night
[Player1]: ...
[Player2]: wtf..?
[Player3]: whoopsie.... ignore that please

[Toyseguten]

A friend of mine went to "n00b school" in Elwynn forest the other day. There was a guy there screaming:

/yell [Someguy]: WANNA LEARN WoW????+ COME TO MY NOOB SCHOOL; AND I'LL LEARN YOU HOW TO PLAY LIKE A PRO!!!!!!1

Or something like that... My friend screenshot it all, but I can't find the picture.

Hilarious anyway.

[Brer Fox]

About Bloodlord Mandokir yelling 'DING!' when levelling, occasionally other bosses in the zone will respond. I have seen High Priest Thekal yell 'Grats!' once.

Hilarious.

One for me is the little sign outside of Deadwind that states 'Abandon hope, all ye who enter here,' A bit of Dante love.

[lawry]

As a priest, the single word "heal" said in a party by n00bs invoke endless emotions of shaking fists and images of broken legs. Everytime somebody says it when they are *only* at 60% health, I wanna break something.

[Eylomae]

-- Entering Athari basin - as Alliance --
Raid Leader: Group 1 to Mine, Groups 2 and 3 to mill, and 1 person take the stables and go to mine, you <insert name> do the stables.
<3 minutes later>
Raid Leader: hey I'm dead up here at the mill alone, and the horde have the mill, mine, blacksmiths and farm!... new plan kill them at the stables, and group 1 GO TO MINE, GROUP 2 GO TO MILL, and 3 people hold stables, while 1 person sneek all the way to the farm to spread the horde out.
<3 minutes later>
Raid Leader: What the *DELETED*? You're all at the stables again in a zerg fest for the flag, spread out, the next 5 people who spawn mount up together and go to the mine... then all those at the stables go to the mill.
<3 minutes later>
Raid Leader: Okay new plan you all *DELETED* about running up and down up and down and let the horde kill you in ones and twos. As they are in packs of 10.
<3 mintues later>
Raid Leader: Oh FFS
Raid Leader left the Raid Group.
Raid Leader left the battle.
Player1: OMG the chicken left, we have no plan! We're going to loose now.
PlayerX has joined the battle.
"The horde have 1800 resources and is close to victory."
PlayerX: Oh FFS I've queued up for an hour for this *DELETED*t!

Lovely story mate, and while we do understand that your Hero there may use profanity, we don't on these boards and we also don't bypass the word filer, less one become a Fluffy Snack. ~R++

[Eylomae]

-- Entering the same Athari Basin -- As Horde --
Raid Leader: Right, Group 1 and 2 take the mill, remember to wait for them to arrive before you slaughter them all. The people with the epic mounts you get there first. Those with none epics you get the farm and head to the mine. Don't worry, the alliance with epics will be squabbling over who gets to take the stables flag, and don't forget three or more of them will be "in progress" taking any flag at any one time. So If you see more than 3 alliance, just step away from the flag and let them start to think they are taking it before you kill them.
Horde players: Sir yes sir.
<3 minutes later>
Raid Leader: hahahah look at them run from flag to flag, while we hold 3 bases and just coast.
<3 minutes later>
Raid Leader: whuahhhaaha
<6 minutes later>
Raid Leader: Nice work people, good healing, good job, you all did it well. They were all over the place, good group working, GG. Gratz, see you all soon.

[leonatos]

One of the funniest quotes for me, when I first saw it came by , while the server was having one of it's many lag attacks


general[someone] : wts lag !!

[moopy]

As a priest, the single word "heal" said in a party by n00bs invoke endless emotions of shaking fists and images of broken legs. Everytime somebody says it when they are *only* at 60% health, I wanna break something.

No sweat, make a couple of macros as follows:

/p Hold aggro!

and/or

/p Do damage!

generally, they make the point..

[genstein]

(From Stranglethorn Vale LFG chat)

> LFG to kill Mogh the Undying

[Fiskbulle]

[LookingForGroup - Tanaris]
PlayerX: LFG Zul'Farrak. I have the mullet!


happened several months ago, but it still cracks me up everytime i think of it.

[Keruza]

a guy whispered me yesterday (I am a warrior)
Guy: Wanna come Scholo?
Me: Only if I get tombstone...
Guy: WTF is that?
Me: a Leather chest with 2% crit...
Guy: WTF?! Leather you're a warrior.
Me: Yes?...
Guy: why do you want leather???!
Me: Do you think I'm a tank or something?

(not that funny but... kinda... maybe... or not...)

and typical Trade channel in IF

WTS Some random enchant
WTB The same random enchant
(someone's not reading the Trade channel properly...)

[Toyseguten]

I found the picture to my previous post in this thread...

HERE (http://home.lyse.net/rodvelt/Noob-school.JPG)

[Aggac]

Barrens chat one day:

Player1: I'm from Canada
...
Player2: I'm from US
...
Player3: Viva Mexico
...
Troll4: I'm from Durotar. What are these other dung holes you noobs are babbling about?

[Mayarim]

[LookingForGroup - Tanaris]
PlayerX: LFG Zul'Farrak. I have the mullet!


happened several months ago, but it still cracks me up everytime i think of it.
That one totally cracked me up.

It's fun when this happens:
"[Friend]: Have you seen any hordies lately?
To [Friend]: Not for a long tiwwwwwwwdawda5422www52wwwwwadadwasss"

Also:
"[Someone]: Could you plz summon me?
To [Someone]: I'm a little busy right now, in the middle of nowhere and haven't seen anyone lately
[Someone]: plz plz plz ask in the general plz ur the only warlock there plz"

[rplusplus]

I left, safe in the knowledge that none of the Blizzard Staff would have enough skillpoints in Moron to understand him.


LOL :lol:

I'll have to remember that one.

R++

And I can't wait to hit that Boss in ZG! DING.... Grats!

[Keruza]

I found the picture to my previous post in this thread...

HERE (http://home.lyse.net/rodvelt/Noob-school.JPG)
OMFG!!!! XD

[Galani]

in Stranglethorn Vale:

[player 1]: Where do I get Stranglethorn Fever?
[player 2]: From the Working girl at the inn there.


In the Barrens:

[player 1]: What can a Warlock hold in his left hand?
[Total silence 30 seconds]
[player 2]: hmmm..
[player 3]: I can't, it's just too easy...

[Javal]

After I meet someone I meet that I like, upon parting I like to tell them

May your enemys die looking into your eyes as you smile and twist the sword.

[Tollin]

In UBRS at the arena part. Lord Invicidius (spelling?) yells: Inconcievable.

/raid [Tollin]: I dont think that word means what he thinks it means?
/raid [player 1]: My name is domingo montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die!


Tollin

[Keruza]

a normal quote when I summon Vaelstrasz at Rend... whole raid goes "WTF?!!?!?!? Did you see that dragon?!?!!"

[MrBCorp]

After big battle:

person1: I love my char.
me: I love lamp


This is more of a story than a quote:

Me and my friend were playing NE chars in Darnassus and we let this guy join us for a quest. I was new to the game and sticking to my friend like glue. He was playing a female char and I a male. Well this guy tells us he's 14, then asks us if we're married. This elicites a big groan from my friend (over the phone) and I foolishly replied; "no just engaged". "Cool! How do you get married? A priest? That's cool. Are you really married?" My friend lost it and left the group (somewhat embarrassed). The guy then follows me around for the next 10 minutes while I'm doing my best to assure him I was joking, but I don't think he got it.

[armand lutin]

Be careful where you step warlock. I have a ploymorph spell with your name on it.

[Steamboat]

in guild chat:

player 1: does anyone want this [Scourgecaller]?

Player 2: No actually I stopped calling the scourge becuase they're never home.

[rplusplus]

When I was new I got a few chuckles when this happened.

*In Westfall General Chat*

[player1]Has anyone seen the Defias Messenger?

[Me]Not since last week. I heard he quit and is now working for FedEx.

[Player2]No, he didn't get that job, but I think He's working at a Chevron Station in Gnomer.

R++

[NocturneNight]

Ready to take on some thrash mobs in MC..

[Raidleader]: Ok, maintank ready?
[Maintank]: What? Oh. One sec, gonna have a quickie with me girlfriend then.

[Moonmist]

One of my favorite things to see:

"How do you leave a guild?"

Because you just know that at least half a dozen people found themselves out of their guilds before someone manages to get out the answer, "Type /gquit". It makes me giggle.

[Roguesdoitfrombehind]

One of my favorite things to see:

"How do you leave a guild?"

i love it when people do this in guildchat. it makes me glad theyre gone.
(note: this one wasnt mine, but it applies:)
Person1: "LFG FOR QUESTING"
Person2: "TURN OFF YOUR CAPS IDIOT"
Person2: "sry for caps"

[ernld]

My favourite line of game ambient dialog.

"Snufflenose gopher wiggles his whiskers at kashon"

Genius :-D


Also, an excellent typo from my guildleader

"I think you can find it in Duckwallow"

[Four Fathers]

90% of above should be a sticky. I had a great laugh at some of those. :happy65:

[MrBCorp]

I was so inspired to post something I joined up!

[Knotz]

In Ironforge alliance generalchat:

"LFM UBRS, Shaman needed"

[Stats]

This one came from a lvl 42 warlock he summed the wrong man i the party, the one the shud be summed wha alow a warlock lvl 38. he "/p i can :idea: send u sole shard" :happy34:

Me and my friend almost died after that.

[Eylomae]

In Ironforge alliance generalchat:

"LFM UBRS, Shaman needed"


Not as bad as, outside the bank in Ironforge:

General chat: [Player1] Can someone show me where the auction house is?
General chat: [me] To your left.
General chat: [Player1] You sure it my left?
General chat: [me] I'm stood right next to you... and you're a level 60 Dwarf Paladin.
General chat: [Player2] no way would a lvl 60 ask that
General chat: [Player3] hahahhahah do a /who ahahhahahah bought account
General chat: [Player2] OMGZ
General chat: [All of IF] OMG, Bought account!

Player 1 evaporated into logged out blues. And has yet to ever return online.

[Eylomae]

Begger1: Give me gold.
Player1: Give me blow job.

[bichamar]

In instance somewhere:

[priest]: mana
..few seconds
[mage]: mana
..few seconds
[warlock]: mana
..few seconds
[never-gonna-be-mt- warrior]: &¤#" mana i will attack
..few seconds
[never-gonna-be-mt- warrior] has died
[never-gonna-be-mt- warrior]: WTF!!!! no healing, casters do dmg ffs!!!
[mage]: hm maybe lesson learnt?

Not so fun, but day when u learn something is never totally wasted =)

[Lord_Shinnok]

i can't pass up this one from yesterday

[LookingForGroup - Westfall][Rayy (Me)] - LFG Deadmines
[Whisper][someguy] - How many do you have in your party?
[Whisper][Rayy] - Me, myself and i.
*insert long silence*
[Whisper][someguy] - so thats three, right?

[Lewisham]

I went on one of the worst Deadmines runs I've ever been on, we actually wiped and couldn't complete.

I was my warrior tank alt, and we had another warrior in the party. We wiped because he was tanking a char I already was.

I knew something was wrong when we'd all stopped, and he ran into the ogre although I was pulling. Everyone was deciding tactics and he just started swinging. We survive, but it bodes badly.

Me: Did you even see the other two guards?
Warrior: No
Me: Do you think that's why we were discussing what to do?
Warrior: Well let's decide who shoots them then.
Me: We decided me at the beginning of the instance...

We wipe at the Tauren First Mate because the priest goes down at the guards as no-one was watching. I was supposed to be tanking the First Mate to prevent him rampaging the clothies.

Me: Why weren't you off-tanking for the healer?
Warrior: What's an off-tank?
Me: It's the tank that isn't the main tank.
Warrior: What's a tank?
Healer: You :)

He was the sterotypical idiot warrior. I now know why people hate them so much. He had a **** load of rage built up.

Me: Why do you have so much rage?
Warrior: Because it generates threat using my abilities and then the enemies keep fighting me and not the other ppl.
Me: /sigh

Chris

[moopy]

Bleh, such people get to level 60, you know... Like the pally in a 5 man yesterday who always burned all her mana at the start of the fight, and spent the entire fight yelling OOM, even after I'd asked her several times to backup heal, or at the very least, heal herself (she didn't seem to have very good gear, and was dying far more quickly than the rest of the party.. she wasn't used to fighting elites, apparently).

When she finally started healing, she stopped tanking, and let me (priest, holy spec, puny and fragile) tank an elite named miniboss while she stood there and the rest of the party (now dead) were left yelling "kill it!" and "tank!".

She was, however, insanely proud when she got her first DI off, on a warrior.

I assumed that the toon was bought, but apparently not. In some ways this makes it even worse.

[djiss]

In UBRS at the arena part. Lord Invicidius (spelling?) yells: Inconcievable.

/raid [Tollin]: I dont think that word means what he thinks it means?
/raid [player 1]: My name is domingo montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die!


Tollin
Nice reference to The Princess Bride by Blizzard

and the player 1 of course :happy34:

[Zippathy]

(From Stranglethorn Vale LFG chat)

> LFG to kill Mogh the Undying

What's so funny about that?

He's a quite hard elite which is also surrounded by other mobs.

[Lord_Shinnok]

In UBRS at the arena part. Lord Invicidius (spelling?) yells: Inconcievable.

/raid [Tollin]: I dont think that word means what he thinks it means?
/raid [player 1]: My name is domingo montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die!


Tollin

i've done the exact same thing before. Even went as far to make a macro for that part that i have since forgot to use. But no one has ever replied with that second part yet.

[djiss]

Originally Posted by genstein
(From Stranglethorn Vale LFG chat)

> LFG to kill Mogh the Undying

What's so funny about that?

He's a quite hard elite which is also surrounded by other mobs.

ewww try to kill someone who can die... Mogh THE UNDYING :chinny:

:buddies:

[Keruza]

I went on one of the worst Deadmines runs I've ever been on, we actually wiped and couldn't complete.

I was my warrior tank alt, and we had another warrior in the party. We wiped because he was tanking a char I already was.

I knew something was wrong when we'd all stopped, and he ran into the ogre although I was pulling. Everyone was deciding tactics and he just started swinging. We survive, but it bodes badly.

Me: Did you even see the other two guards?
Warrior: No
Me: Do you think that's why we were discussing what to do?
Warrior: Well let's decide who shoots them then.
Me: We decided me at the beginning of the instance...

We wipe at the Tauren First Mate because the priest goes down at the guards as no-one was watching. I was supposed to be tanking the First Mate to prevent him rampaging the clothies.

Me: Why weren't you off-tanking for the healer?
Warrior: What's an off-tank?
Me: It's the tank that isn't the main tank.
Warrior: What's a tank?
Healer: You :)

He was the sterotypical idiot warrior. I now know why people hate them so much. He had a **** load of rage built up.

Me: Why do you have so much rage?
Warrior: Because it generates threat using my abilities and then the enemies keep fighting me and not the other ppl.
Me: /sigh

Chris
yep how that is, done DM with my alts and everytime I party with a noob warrior they often reply "do you even know how hard it is to tank!?" (when I ask the why they don't aggro and so properly, I even ahve to tell them to use Taunt... ) (btw, the thing that I know how hard it is to tank... I'm a lvl 60 Warrior >_>)


Anyway:
[Begger] plz, can u give me 1g???
[Me] if you give me 5g 1st
(seems to work, they don't talk to me anymore :) )

and a n00b trying to make me help him in SM:
[Player1](whisper): you're so damn cool... can u help me in SM?
(I don't think so...)


(yes I am lame)

[moopy]

I always enjoyed the idiot screaming in hinterlands for help with the sharpbeak and egg quests, "or r u all scared???????".

When a couple of people (me included, to my shame) answered "yes, scared witless" (or somesuch), there was a lot of LOLing, and "u 60s r cowards!!! u r 2 scared!!!".

Followed of course, by "why r u hanging around in low lvl areas neway???? cowards!!!!1".

It's generally not worth bothering to explain to such people about gathering skills, and where things spawn, as they might reply and treat the general channel to more of their headache-inducing LanguageCrime[tm].

[chargers03]

Heard this joke on WOW not even game related but still found it funny

"Today George Bush learned that 3 brazillian soldiers were killed by a roadside bomb... In a suprise show of emotion he burst out crying, surprising all."



Later he asked "Exactly how many is a brazillion?"


haha heard it on general chat and found it amusing

[DrOsmius]

Killing undead near Stratholme, and a skeletal minion drops....cheese:

[Player1]: WTF? What's a skeleton need with cheese?
[Player2]: Behold the power of cheese...you will live beyond death in the search of just one more bite!


Yeah, pretty lame, but I laughed....(i am easily amused).

[Cerberus]

This happened to some friends of mine on a 5-man strat (can't get the screenie atm):
Starring: friend1 as mage, friend2 the shaman, friend3 as priest and a hunter I believe. And of course the "MT" warrior:

Warrior: How should i pull without charge then ?
Hunter: oops
Mage: bow
Mage: shoot them
Warrior: i dont have a ranged weappon
Priest: Oo
Hunter: lol?
Warrior: Im a mellee class
Shaman: (links Warriors gun) [Ricochet Blunderbuss of the Monkey]?
Priest: :) happy horde
Hunter: lol
Mage: then "hunter" will pull
Warrior: Got a gun for bonusesses only
Priest: (L)
Mage: well you should carry some bullets too for pulling
Warrior: they cost cash
Mage: so?
Warrior: well i still don't know how to grind
Hunter: I should take a pic of this conversation ^^
Priest: yeah do so "hunter"
Mage: yeah i will :)
Warrior: ? pic of what ?
Shaman: inc

A bit later

Mage: You can't keep aggro that way
Warrior: i will once they stand still
Warrior: no realy i am hitting but once i hit the button they are past me
Warrior: and that means i miss
Warrior: need to get the timing right
Mage: then run and hit at the same time?
Warrior: i use mouse for movementand I need to look at my keyboard for the numbers 11

I'll see if I can get the pic :) Guessing this guy didn't play his char all the way..

edit: they didn't make it to the baron btw.. :p

[owlx]

Late to this thread, but, I thought everyone would get a kick out of this. This happened a long time ago, but, I can remember it like it was yesterday.

Backround:
My best friend and I both purchase this game within a day of each other and start questing, as alliance. A couple weeks in we're mid 20's and we decide to head out to Arathi from Menethril Harbor. We start our trek and come to a road sign:

<-Stromguarde/Hammerfall->

me: "Hmmm wonder what these places are."
him: "Dunno, but, this is a long walk and I need to repairs."
me: "Hammerfall, sounds like a Dwarf city. Maybe they have a wind rider."
him: "Sounds good to me."

So we proceed onward to Hammerfall. We see the outline of the fort and start making our way to the entrance. My friend starts using sprint to beat me there. I click on autorun and look around to see if were being tailed by any of the NPCs. When my camera swings back to him, he's comming back towards me with two people trailing him..........can't quite make it out.........looks like........Holy Skit it's the Horde! At the same time I see what's chasing him, party chat pops up....."RUN AWAY."

We did make it out alive, and, it turns out, Hammerfall does have a wind rider............for the horde. LOL

"Well that had to be the shortest raid in history, and not because we're gnomes."

"Let's go to Hammerfall. Maybe they have a wind rider............any other ideas?"

Classic noob exploring. Good Times

[ZaxGreia]

I still love the time my hunter popped a Deviate Delight in the middle of Crossroads and the lower levels all stood around gawking. I was about to go to Org, but didn't want to waste the effect, so I was hanging around being a silly pirate for a few minutes.

One guy decided he absolutely had to have one, and harassed me about it for quite a while. I was planning on selling some down in Gadgetzan (they were going for 5g a stack - good money when you're in the mid-ranges), so I wouldn't give them up.

Finally, I had enough of the harassment and feigned death. The guy freaked out, then tried to rez me twice (telling me to accept the rez the second time). He earned himself a hearty chuckle from everyone around, especially when I jumped up, changed back to my Tauren self, and flew to Org.

I used to help out my younger sister sometimes too, when she was a lower-level. Not long after I got the feign death skill we were adventuring together. I dropped dead in the middle of nowhere and she freaked out, running around and trying to figure out what hit me. When I jumped up and started laughing she got a little sheepish, but then got excited that she'd get that ability too (she was a hunter).

Such fun with a useful ability...

[Unangwata]

The guy has to take a brake and piss. "I am going to WC"
The other asks "Oh, do epic drops happen inside that instance?"
"uhh.. well, sometimes"
"Can you keep any for me please ?"
"umm.. I think they are soulbond.."
"Ah, ok. Watch out for ninja looters"
"dont think anyone will try.."

[Unangwata]

I went on one of the worst Deadmines runs I've ever been on, we actually wiped and couldn't complete.

I was my warrior tank alt, and we had another warrior in the party. We wiped because he was tanking a char I already was.

I knew something was wrong when we'd all stopped, and he ran into the ogre although I was pulling. Everyone was deciding tactics and he just started swinging. We survive, but it bodes badly.

Me: Did you even see the other two guards?
Warrior: No
Me: Do you think that's why we were discussing what to do?
Warrior: Well let's decide who shoots them then.
Me: We decided me at the beginning of the instance...

We wipe at the Tauren First Mate because the priest goes down at the guards as no-one was watching. I was supposed to be tanking the First Mate to prevent him rampaging the clothies.

Me: Why weren't you off-tanking for the healer?
Warrior: What's an off-tank?
Me: It's the tank that isn't the main tank.
Warrior: What's a tank?
Healer: You :)

He was the sterotypical idiot warrior. I now know why people hate them so much. He had a **** load of rage built up.

Me: Why do you have so much rage?
Warrior: Because it generates threat using my abilities and then the enemies keep fighting me and not the other ppl.
Me: /sigh

Chris

This person was obviously very new player to the game, not a "sterotypical idiot warrior". Your explanation of off-tank if he doesnt know game slang wasn't that smart either. His understanding of rage was logicaly based and missing knowledge about the game doesnt make you idiot. Calling someone this way does.

[Four Fathers]

What's so funny about that?

He's a quite hard elite which is also surrounded by other mobs.

He is "undying". He needs a help with something that "cannot" be killed. Just a funny word combination.

[Four Fathers]

The guy has to take a brake and piss. "I am going to WC"
The other asks "Oh, do epic drops happen inside that instance?"
"uhh.. well, sometimes"
"Can you keep any for me please ?"
"umm.. I think they are soulbond.."
"Ah, ok. Watch out for ninja looters"
"dont think anyone will try.."

ROFL! This one is my favorite!

[MrBCorp]

I let my brother use my char once ( was trying to get him hooked). A lvl 26 NE. I showed him the basics and left him to it. He was in the dwarf start area (or thereabouts, so he couldn't get into any trouble). After about 5 mins he comes into my room all excited saying he just defeated someone in a duel. He had no idea you could duel and was quite confused as to what was going on (his words: "there was all these flashes of light and stuff"). "I kicked his ass!" "What lvl was he?" "ohh 17 or something"...

It made my day.

[Vwyn]

Seriously PMSL at this thread.

Though this is not exactly a game quote as such I thought I'd post something that made.....well, myself & a guildie laugh anyway.

We like to make stupid macros using the /em command, just to make our battles more amusing (to us at least).

One day we were fighting some mob or other in eastern Plaguelands, my guildmate hit one of his emote macros and the following appeared in the chat window.

"Guildie" - Gets out his "little one", waves it about & waits for a reaction.
"Mob" - Attempts to run away in fear.

The timing was impeccable....like I said..made us laugh ....but we are very immature. :wink2:

[MrScythes]

Yes, it was me among others that once used this just before I died, most of us will recognize it:

"What does level ?? mean?"

edit: oh and this one was kinda cool 2:

<player 1> look at my cool mechanical pet I just made
<player 2> yeah it's really cool, I heard people would pay 200g for them
<player 1> ....
<player 1> player 1 pats his goldsink and starts crying

[Fergo]

there are loads of funny things in the game :thumbsup: :lol:

[Maxxim]

Last night in IF general chat:

"Need teleport to SW, will pay."

[moopy]

"Let's go to Hammerfall. Maybe they have a wind rider............any other ideas?"

Classic noob exploring. Good Times

Oh good, so it's not just me. I bought an ornate spyglass very early on, because my over-enthusiastic exploration of newly-discovered settlements lead to some quite intense but entirely unscheduled cross-country running.

"A settlement, good, I am sick of these damned barrens... OOoooh pointy house... Let's see if they have.. ARGH! Run away!"

Yep we've all done it. I am gradually ticking off most of my more stupid mistakes, as it turns out that others have made them too. I am not a uniquely concentrated node of ineptitude and stupidity after all. Just the garden variety.

[det]

...I assumed that the toon was bought, but apparently not. In some ways this makes it even worse.

There are 10 years out playing this game. I visited a friend once and all his daughters play the game. One of them was saying hello to us while on the phone AND trying to play the game. She might well have been the Pally in your party ^^

[Gondo]

'You look so cute when you are bleeding'.

Quote taken from a love letter that you have to carry from the innkeeper in Orgrimmar to the butcher at Crossroads to finish an errand quest.

[Misskatonic]

This happened when a fellow guildie was talking about the Sharpbeak quest in the Hinterlands; for anyone who isn't familiar with these fishing poles, the Dwarven Fishing Pole is a shotgun, and the Goblin Fishing Pole is a stick of dynamite.

Dwarven Guildie: I'll bet there are a ton of trolls there aren't there?
Me: More than you can shake a dwarven fishing pole at
DG : Leave my pole out of this ...
Me: But it's such an expertly crafted pole ...
Me: Although the goblin fishing poles actually make the earth shake
DG: What? Short stumpy things that go bang too fast? Where's the craft in that?
Me: LOL
Another Guildie: you guys aren't really talking about fishing poles are you?

[Lord_Shinnok]

ah yes guild chat.

this one time we::BANS SELF::

[Moonmist]

ah yes guild chat.

this one time we::BANS SELF::

Curiosty = piqued.

[moopy]

There are 10 years out playing this game. I visited a friend once and all his daughters play the game. One of them was saying hello to us while on the phone AND trying to play the game. She might well have been the Pally in your party ^^

Arrgh!

Actually, the one player I /know/ is a twelve year-old is surprisingly sober and competant player. He's usually a calming influence in the more anarchic groups. He's also one of the most polite players I know.. Before pulling, not only does he check tactics with the rest of the group, he asks "may I sheep..". He's a considerate and friendly player, and obviously well brought-up :) I don't mind helping him out when he's stuck, too. He could teach a lot of people who are technically adults a thing or two about conduct and staying focussed.

Oh, back on-topic.. I love plate wearers with yelling assist macros. I know a warrior and a pally who have

"You leave them squishies alone!"

and "Oi! Rattlegore! Step away from the healer!"
(where "Rattlegore" is %t)

respectively. Not only is it funny, but when you see a massive pally hurtling towards you bellowing "step away from the healer", you know that help is on the way.

[Kevalvaine]

MC raid, inside instance:

Some funny mage (!) yells:
- "Summoning <player>! Please assist!" - and casts portal to IF.

Then half of the raid group is nice and helpful and clicks "summoning" portal, ending in IF temple. :) Good thing that mage used portal to IF and not Darnassus :)


---
Kevalvaine - 60 priest
Avenging Angels
Terenas

[pson]

Oh, back on-topic.. I love plate wearers with yelling assist macros. I know a warrior and a pally who have

"You leave them squishies alone!"

and "Oi! Rattlegore! Step away from the healer!"
(where "Rattlegore" is %t)

respectively. Not only is it funny, but when you see a massive pally hurtling towards you bellowing "step away from the healer", you know that help is on the way.

Yay! Thrane ftw!

But yes, that is most useful to know that you can stop fighting for a few seconds and that aggro will shift focus in a little while. There has been times where I have had to single kill/tank mobs in UBRS just because the rest of the group didn't acknowledge that I was under attack ... priest often know where aggro is boiling down resulting pain when that little lock/mage pops up on their Emergency monitor losing health faster than lightning ...and I sometimes wish more platewearers had something like it.

:)

[Pogo]

The best I have seen :

"Brion, if you don't want your mother to know you are on the computer at 3:30 A.M, don't post on a forum she reads."

-"Busted. Grounded"




QFT

I still have a small facial twitch from reading the original post.

[djiss]

The guy has to take a brake and piss. "I am going to WC"
The other asks "Oh, do epic drops happen inside that instance?"
"uhh.. well, sometimes"
"Can you keep any for me please ?"
"umm.. I think they are soulbond.."
"Ah, ok. Watch out for ninja looters"
"dont think anyone will try.."

Damn so funny, fall off my chair at the work. A chance my workmate know a lil bit about Wow so when I explained why I laught, they laught too. One of my best... :happy34:

[Footman]

I'll be honest, I had no idea that WC could stand for Water Closet (restroom). We just don't call it a water closet where I live.

[ZaxGreia]

I'll be honest, I had no idea that WC could stand for Water Closet (restroom). We just don't call it a water closet where I live.
I with Footsie here - no idea WC was water closet. Now that quote's LOTS funnier. I actually chuckled, instead of sitting here being confused why some many people thought it was so hilarious.

It's what I get for growing up in southwest US...

[Knotz]

I find it funny when Dwarven flightmasters say "Keep your feet on the ground!" when you're just taking off :D

[moopy]

I find it funny when Dwarven flightmasters say "Keep your feet on the ground!" when you're just taking off :D

Nearly as bad as dwarf bank tellers - the dodgy fake scottish accents muddy what they're saying sometimes... The "watch yer back" sample sounds like "wash yer dick".

Now, I am all for health education campaigns, but feel that this is a bit much...

[Footman]

While grinding some ogres in duskwood last night, one got the jump on me and screamed

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR Me going to smash little Night Elf!"

[Wornstrom]

Reading this during downtime = Hilarious...

Heres a couple of mine..


Player 1 = whats up
me = Nada what you dooing?
Player 1 = eurrrrgh, i gotta go relese a fellwood oooze
me = ...

[det]

I'll be honest, I had no idea that WC could stand for Water Closet (restroom). We just don't call it a water closet where I live.

You do get WC signs in germany indeed. Though these days it is more and more either signs or "Damen" / "Herren". There is still the infamous toilet cleaner around, called the "WC Ente" and that is a "water closet duck" :lol:

[moopy]

You do get WC signs in germany indeed. Though these days it is more and more either signs or "Damen" / "Herren". There is still the infamous toilet cleaner around, called the "WC Ente" and that is a "water closet duck" :lol:

It gets sold as "Toilet Duck" in some English-speaking countries, presumably with the same faintly disturbing advertisments...

[det]

"Disturbing" hits home...

This computer animated duck craning its neck under the inside of the ceramic bowl is indeed...weird. Next thing you know is it will start licking...

[moopy]

Not as creepy as an advert for another product which has a toilet ecstatically inviting its faintly attractive owner to.. well, use it. They said that The Intertron was full of odd people...

[bud]

yea the WC quote is absolutely the funniest. i am one of those chuckling at work! :D

and we used to have a tv ad where an animated toilet was laughing hard, because it had such-and-such brand ...... darn whats the word for it??? well you know those things that give a pleasant smell (usually when it gets wet), and you put it in your toilet so that it wont smell so bad.. i hope you get the idea. anyway the product is unimportant, just imagine a toilet lauging! :D

[BeanBaker]

You do get WC signs in germany indeed.
WC is really a pretty common term in Germany for the restroom. That's why the usual acronym for the wailing caverns in chat messages is derived from the German term (HdW= Höhlen des Wehklagens), although all other instances I can think of (ubrs, lbrs, brd, rfk, dm) are referred to as abbreviations of the english title.

Languages are funny sometimes. :lol:

[det]

Seems we have a fair share of germans here... ;)

[Elija Black]

While grinding some ogres in duskwood last night, one got the jump on me and screamed

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR Me going to smash little Night Elf!"

This is hilarious with mind contol:

Splinter Fist Ogre says: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! Me smash Splinter Fist Ogre!

[Vindictive]

In guild chat:

Me: anyone up for sunken temple?
Guildy: Yeah me
Guildy2: yarr Im a pirate you sexy mermaid!
Guildy: wtf...
Guildy2: oh @%#! wrong chat

In the barrens:

Player1: where can I find plainstriders?
Player2: around the crossroads
player3: omg you are lvl 10 thats way too low for the barrens
player1: oh?
player3: yeah you gotta be lvl 12 you cant do anything right now
player1: I just killed a plainstrider
player3: yeah right
player1: dude you are standing next to me
player3: stfu n00b
Those two almost made me fall off my chair. Dam funny :happy14:

Vindi

[Can0mark]

Something I saw on my server a couple of days ago:

Worlddefense channel:

[Rank 11 player]: Could anyone of the guild: shadows (Dont remember the exact name but it was something like that), whisper me the name of one of your officers or your guildmaster?

a couple of minutes later

[Rank 11 player]: Could anyone of the guild: shadows (Dont remember the exact name but it was something like that), whisper me the name of one of your officers or your guildmaster?

So I whispered:

Me: why dont you just /who shadows and whisper one of the members?
[Rank 11 player]: ok thx didnt know that

I dont know if he was being sarcastic but I sure hope he was, because if you dont know about the 'who thing' at rank 11/lvl 60... ouch.

[Kalos]

My best Wow quote? In this story that happened to me:

A lesson in patience and restrain
A write up by Kalos


Scholomance. What is it about this instance that attracts so much trouble? Could it be the difficulty of the mobs, which Blizzard plans to cut down upon soon enough? Or possibly the sheer time scale involved in five manning the place? Bear with me, dear reader, for I have another alternative to present. Of course, it would be too rude to say it out loud, but I think that the message shall be conveyed well enough in the following story, one of blood chilling terror and hilarity inside the bowels of the crypts that make up the infamous home of the Scourge’s halls of Necromancy only known as the Scholomance.

It was a pleasant evening in the Menethil that day. The Harbour was not busy, but still actively sending out supplies and explorers to all parts of the globe in the name of the Alliance and its continued conquest of Kalimdor. However, I was contacted by one of our shadowy spies, urgently imploring me to turn my own resources north, to the fallen lands of Lordearon. There, in the lands now inhabited by the restless dead, the shadows of our sister nation, lay a ‘secret’ sect, a school dedicated to researching more deathly and unnatural mutations of the human condition. I say ‘secret’ by which our spies have known about its presence for many months, and had even managed to acquire the correct tools to gain access to what the necromancers themselves considered to be impenetrable. With the enchanted lock no longer standing, and our commanders aware of its existence, it is inevitable that the Alliance will strike the heathens down.

I arrived up at the fabled Aeries Peak, home of the Wildhammers. Despite being so close, the dwarfern population here were relatively untouched, partly due to the mountains making any type of approach other than by air hazardous at best, and foolish at worst. From here I met my spy master, the tall night elven woman known as Eien. A proven stealth goddess, and a better fighter, I was glad to have been selected to have her at my side for this plunge into light forsaken territories. However, dismal news came to fall upon my ears, despite many a letter being sent to various warlords, fight hounds, and backstabbers, we were alone in our stand.

External help was brought in, we saddled up and rode, up and out along the Plaguemist Ravine and to Darrowmere Lake. Unknown to most, the island keep of Caer Darrow, once a powerful fort with many troops stationed upon, now swept of life, is actually the secret hiding place of some of the lich king’s most devoted – and dangerous – subjects.

My thoughts turned to the conscripts, they seemed unsure of what they were doing here. One had even gone off the wrong direction, completely astray, and had to be rescued. These druids may be in tune with nature, but they certainly don’t know how to find their way around the land! Finally, we pass through the arches of the Barovian Keep, and into the crypt maze below…



It is hard to sum up what happened in there. The aforementioned druid turned out to be clearly a…. special person…. We call them Troggs. Anyhow, the druid continued to persist in swearing that even though I had ran it nine times beforehand, And this was their first time, that THEY were calling the shots, and set out a nice strategy of action.

“Sheep the skeleton” came the request. ……You cannot sheep, or sap undead…. Me and Eien had a nice laugh over this. Equally funny was the druid, being main healer, standing there in the middle of battle, asking the mage for water, and me having to heal myself, with the druid on full mana and hitpoints. Running commentary between me and Eien quickly developed, this became almost humorous, in fact we couldn’t stop laughing!

The druid had a battle cry “BUFF PLZ” which was shouted to less than great effect during our battles. Apparently “I can’t heal else I get aggro” and “If I come under attack I turn to bear and stop all healing” are usual parts of the game too…. Then… “Going AFK 15-20 minute bye”…..

This happened so much that me and Eien had a little bet. We decided to make a macro, while the druid was gone away from keyboard, that the next time he yelled “BUFF PLZ!” we would click a little micro we had made, based around the /fart. Needless to say, it happened! At once, me and Eien both selected said druid and hit the button repeated as fast as possible! The whole chat box was plastered.

The response “Eien could you stop that?” I advise “I think it’s trying to tell you something” Then, a moment of comedy gold, from our friend the druid….

“What, I stink?”

Immediately, whispers, party chat, and even on the guild, were alit with ROFL’s and LOL’s…. I almost fell out of my chair laughing at the sheer absurdity. Once again, the druid had completely missed the plot and got off on a tangent, and put a brand new slant on an otherwise overlooked and untended meaning of what I said.

After having a near sarcasm overload via whispers, I agree to suicide the group just to see the look on that mad little nightelven face. It was worth it. And so ended a five man raid to Scholomance, perhaps one of the best instances I ever have been in. A poor performance, but the entertainment value was through the roof.

A name for the Brown List (not black, brown!):

Plum – Druid/professional monkey

[Can0mark]

I dont want to quote the entire thing Kalos but all I have to say is:

:worship:

[Ashoran]

I see this one alot in Guild Chat:

Player1: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwssssssssssdaswawds
Player1: wwwwwwww
Player1: wtf, I cant move.

[practo]

I see this one alot in Guild Chat:

Player1: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwssssssssssdaswawds
Player1: wwwwwwww
Player1: wtf, I cant move.

Hahahah! Awesome!

Plus the WC one is funny as well! :surprise:

[Anarchii]

"Disturbing" hits home...

Next thing you know is it will start licking...
LOL

Anyways...

An RL friend and I were "defending" the farm in AB, boredom took over and (for those of you who dont know) there is a little wheel barrow in the field next to the farm, so I went and /sit in the wheel barrow and he walked up to the handles and it looked like he was wheeling me around. The chat went something like this:
/raid Friend: Get in the wheel barrow!
/raid Me: LOL *screenshot*
/raid Friend: haha me too!
/raid Me: That looks awesome
/raid Friend: cant wait to post it
/raid Alliance player has taken the farm
/raid Player: ...WHAT ARE YOU CLOWNS DOING DOWN THERE!!!?

[Kuroishi]

Falling off the waterfall outside Darnassus and into the Veiled Sea:

"Oh ****, I'm ****ing stuck!"

[Robynne]

Last night from a 70 Warrior, we'll call him Master of the Obvious (MOTO), who rode up to me as I was killing tigers in STV

MOTO: "Did you see a be pally around here?"
Me: "No"
MOTO: " I killed him earlier"
MOTO: "Hmm. Must have gotten up and left."
Me: "Good observation"
MOTO: <rides off>

[Stigg]

My favorite, from a few months ago occured while standing in Org. Just about everybody and their grandmother was looking for a tank for an instance. And honestly, doing a /who warrior netted about 4 results...

Player 1: LF tank SM arm
Player 2: LF tank BFD
Player 3: LF tank UD Strat
Player 4: LF tank UBRS with key
Anonymous 1: WTF? Where are all the tanks?
Anonymous 2: Iraq.

Followed by about 20 LOL's

[snrofgar]

The Felguard "i play all my records backwards just to hear the screams"!!! that is so funny

and

Roflcopters

[SLUGFly]

Here's the funniest thing I've ever heard while playing World of Warcraft:

It's paraphrased since I don't remember the exact wording:


Anyhooooo... I'm collecting badges to go along with my ogre ear collection. Orc is the flavor of the day. Fifty. GO!


Well done soldier! And your reward is... RUB MY BELLY! GO ON! RUB IT!

I lauged so hard I was crying when I read that. :grin:

[kcma]

player 1, "omg... i <3 kcma..."
player 2, "omg... me too!!!"

[Moustgaard]

At one time I was in a guild, which to say the least was chaotic, juvenile and absolutely out of sync with reality. However I did stay around, as atleast 3 or 4 guidies (out of 300 or so) was fairly sane and excelent to play with. Our poor GM fought a losing battle trying to keep some sembalence of order in the guildchat, which often enden in a lot /kick player, and quick reentry as everbody back then could invite.

A few nuggets from our less than civil guild chat:

[GM]: Everybody shut up, right now, just for 1 min.
- and insane amount of chat keeps comming
[GM]: come on people, just 1 min.
[Me]: Sorry dude, but our guildmates got about as much self-diciplin, as a bunch of fat kids at an "all your can eat"- buffet.

At one point someone found out that the words: bouncy, bastard and fat was made in to **** by the chat filter, so all of a sudden everybody was calling each other "Fat bouncey bastards"
At some point:
[Someguy]: moustgaard you are a fat bouncy bastard
[Me]: don't want to burst your bubble, but fat people arn't bouncy, they tend to get pwned by gravity.

[chipmc]

I was logging on with all of my characters a few days ago and using /silly and /flirt to hear what they all said. Then I logged on with my Draenei hunter and made her flirt with a Darnassus guard...

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Good. Bring an ample supply of butter. And goblin jumper cables."

:shocked:

[Eileithyia]

LOL some funny reads here.

The other day I was on my chicken mount waiting for the boat to arrive at Ratchet. there was an orc next to me.

Orc Laughs at Eileithyia
Orc: "Thats one ugly mount."
Eileithyia slaps Orc.
Eileithyia: "Thats mighty fine words coming from a pointy toothed, bald green Orc."
Orc: "Touché."
Orc: "Pwned."
Orc crys.

[det]

player 1, "omg... i <3 kcma..."
player 2, "omg... me too!!!"

NUUURRRSSEEEE!!!!

[LucidSpirit]

After a wipe at ZF in Tanaris, somebody said:

"Man, I think those mobs levelled, even heard one say 'Gratz!!!'"

-LS

[Daidoji Sagara]

Scarlet Monastery Church, our Huntard:

"Hey who's the Sado-Maso *offensive word, definition: girl that likes to lay down with many men, often for a compensation."?"

His next quote, eating dirt: "Ouch, didn't we kill that one?"

[LucidSpirit]

Here's another:

[warloc] I am so frustrated! I only ask two things of you. Give me water when I ask for it and do what I say!!!

[mage] Well, I will gladly give you water....
<mage conjours water and trades it>
<warloc drinks>
[mage] btw, I p1ssed in it

[det]

In Heroic Slavepens at the Lobster Boss:

Druid: Spam heals on me when I start bleeding!
Warlock: Oh, that time of the month again?

^^

[satineeftw]

"oops i farted, no mana" this being said on my horrid holy priest at the time. Everything i did sucked up all my mana

[Kinjal]

"runwwwwwdd"
You die.


lol that's a good one.

My favorite voice emote is the goblins with their "KEEP IT REAL!" when you talk to them...

Me and my brother are always imitating it while we play.


-edit-

I dunno if this really counts.. But we have a very close friends that never plays video games. I theres like 4-5 of us that are all friends, all the rest of us play the game..

So we taught our friend some lines of the game so he could stop using ones he made up himself like:

"Yeh so I was at goldshire last night dueling some noobs"

so we decided to give him some good, lengthy quotes and we thought we would suprised our other friend with them.

We were all sitting around when he opened up the conversation.

"Man I'm tired - I was up late last night."

ME: "What we're you doing Tom?"

"Oh I was up late trying to get a group for Zul'Farrak so I could get my carrot on a stick quest done".

ME: "Oh how did it go did you make it all the way through?"

"Yeh the group sucked, our tank kept dying, so it took like 3 hours to get all the way through, and when we finally get to the end, we find out no one has the mallet"


The two people in our "group" that didn't know what was giong on died from laughter for about 30 minutes.

Maybe it's a "you had to be there" situation because hearing that from someone who DOESN'T play the game, out of no where, is just hilarious.

But we continued to teach him things like

"I love the pvp system in Burning Crusades and all, The arena system is cool, but theres nothing like a good old battleground fight in Alterac Valley."

So as were walking out of work he will randomly say things like that as we walk by one of the other guys, just for a good laugh.

[Eileithyia]

This one made few of us laugh last night in general chat in Ogrimmar.

[Feár] - Umm dose any one know a player called Féar?
[Reply] - No why you asking.
[Feár] - I just sent my self 50g from my alt, but I sent it to Féar not Feár
[Reply] - Many many lol's and Rofl's

[SLUGFly]

lmao... teach the poor bugger to start spelling his character names normally...

[wesje]

preTBC , in BWL, at vael.

[player1] Ok now we are going in the next room, carefull about a possible bosspull here, is very tiny in there and the dragon is frikkin big
[player2] Ah rite, so how did they squeeze that dragon in the tiny room again?
[player1] Mmmm ur right that makes no sence at all, this game is so unrealistic
[player3] He has a human form too u know
[player1] Shut it, i know what im talking about here, its a bug and it will be patched!

-----

[random 1] Where can i get cheap cloth boots?
[random 2] sweatshop

[LucidSpirit]

This one made few of us laugh last night in general chat in Ogrimmar.

[Feár] - Umm dose any one know a player called Féar?
[Reply] - No why you asking.
[Feár] - I just sent my self 50g from my alt, but I sent it to Féar not Feár
[Reply] - Many many lol's and Rofl's

hahahahahaaha! I feel sorry for the guy...

I can imagine "Féar" being over the moon thinking that he had won the lottery - lol.

[Azmyth]

can't remember where this came from.. but its kinda of a pvp quote that could go with any of the so called "overpowered" classes people QQ about..

"If the Ghostbusters can control the statue of liberty with an old school NES controller, I should be able to kill you with 2 buttons"

[Chazers]

Earlier today sitting in OG Ah and i saw one of the funniest things i have seen in a while :-

[/yell] ANY ROUGE OPEN STRONG IRON LOCKBOX FOR ME!!!!!!!1

and the reply he got :-

[/yell] No, its got a caps-lock on it and my skill isnt high enough.

That is probably one of the funniest replies I've ever seen, because it happens all the time where people think typing in all caps will net them attention over others. It actually makes me want to message them, though, just to tell them they have lost their chance on whatever they want. :grin:

[moopy]

This one made few of us laugh last night in general chat in Ogrimmar.

[Feár] - Umm dose any one know a player called Féar?
[Reply] - No why you asking.
[Feár] - I just sent my self 50g from my alt, but I sent it to Féar not Feár
[Reply] - Many many lol's and Rofl's

Utterly karmic.

[zargh]

i got a very stupid tell for some time ago :P

him: "haha are u a troll?? Trolls are so stupid!"
me: "go away"
him: "oh ur a priest! give me buffs now!"
me: "o rly? whay should i? u are rude..."
him: "omg u are so stupid! i gonna report u! u fu**ing n00b!"

*he ignores me*

thats just..... lol?

[Janfader]

Last night as some realms are still down...

#1toon: Wow! Lots of low leveled characters running around!!!
reply1: That's because some realms are still down
reply2: Most realms are still down
reply3: Some realms got deleted
reply4: Noobs everywhere!!!!
Me: Umm... my main server is down for 2 days and I already have 9 toons past level 10 with all the trades ranging from 80-100 already and have ran three of them through RFC.

I get a whisper: don't tell them about that kinda of stuff! They keep buying lvl 10 items for 5+ gold! lol

me: ROFL!

[Thargos]

Priest: Hey guys, why am i in combat?
Warlock: Brew hahahaha!

[Shellar]

"Whining gets you stuff. That is why humans got to the top of the food chain and all the other animals got nerfed."

[tralkar]

Q. Where is "soso" for "Quest"?

A. Did you read the quest?

[Felix Niebuhr]

From a blue post: Nerf + Bat = Mouse?

[Blakbow]

Got this one in SW general last night.
Player 1: I can mine copper, tin, bronze and iron, can someone tell me where to learn to mine steel?
*long silence*
Player2: From your trainer.
*brief pause*
Player1: Engineer trainer?

[Xlorep DarkHelm]

During the beta, when hunters were very new, I get on the Zepplin that went from Org to UC, with a few others. Fooling around, I press Feign Death (something that people didn't necessarily know about then), leading to these lines in /say:

[other passenger]: WTF?
[me]: Goblin assassins.

(people panic, and a number of them leap to their deaths off the zepplin)

[ZaxGreia]

During the beta, when hunters were very new, I get on the Zepplin that went from Org to UC, with a few others. Fooling around, I press Feign Death (something that people didn't necessarily know about then), leading to these lines in /say:

[other passenger]: WTF?
[me]: Goblin assassins.

(people panic, and a number of them leap to their deaths off the zepplin)
I pulled that trick as often as possible, when most people were still learning the game. It was always good for a laugh, though I never got people to jump off a balloon with it...

[Pyramidas]

Today when I was doing the pink elekks quest, I was at Thunder Bluff and decided to get ride back to Ogrimmar by flight. So I go up to the wind rider and right before I leave, I get completely smashed or drunk. So I finally get back to Ogrimmar and as I'm flying in the city soon to land, I say:

"I'm drinking and flying, wheee!"
Someone replies back:
"Don't drink and fly. Drink responsibly."

[Ev_]

Obviously everyone's sharing funny quotes, but I encountered an NPC quote the other day that I found, on a serious level, to be quite nice. From Keleth the Ancient in Zangarmarsh:

"Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue never succeed in doing so permanently."

[MrBCorp]

Well I was holding off from posting this stuff because I thought it was a little juvenile, but I figure someone's bound to at least one of these funny and get a bit of a chuckle:

(Most of this happened in the LFG channel, and it shows)


#1 WTB absolute junk. If you've got some crap house greens you're advertising and you're stupid enough to try and sell them in the hope someone stupider than you will buy them then you are in luck! PST me your utterly useless green trash! I'll like buy it!


#1 LFG VC LVL #$ MAGE
#1 *#$
#2 34 even
#1*34
#2 34 Mage with lightning fast reflexes
#3 lol
#1 ????
#2 Very quick on the uptake, too
#2 doesn't miss a thing


#1 is there lag?
#2 it's blackrock of course there's lag
#1 True but I mean is there lag ATM


#1 Anyone saw parker the patrol guarD?
#2 Nope but I saw barry the wombat


#1 Looking for men HEALER deadmines
#2 lol its looking for more not men lmao


#1 LFM SEX NEED WOMENS AND GTG


#1 Are there many Aussies on this server?
#2 none mate
#3 depends, are you selling anything?
#4 they should really port this server over to oceanic section


#1 f**k its laggy
#2 that could be the tag line for this server


#1 Highbies Player Hater Tip of the Day: When people insult you and you are feeling hurt. Just grab some friend chicken and eat in comfort. You will then be in the mood to watch porno and then ask the old lady for sex, which she will then turn you down. Eat!


#1 Highbies PVP Tip of the Day: When fighting an overwhelming Horde opponent. At the brnink of death, turn around and /spit at him. That will muddy up his kill and get him very pissed.


Guild Chat:
#1 Anyone got GM issues I should fix while I'm speaking to one?
#2 My 2k gold that went missing please
#3 Where do babies come from? ask him quick
#4 LOL
#1 lol
#1 Remember guys, ****** for all your GM needs

[rottentomato]

best so far was today...


guildie 1: "hey man...can you help me kill these crabs in the searing gorge?"
me: "im too busy killing these nagas on the burning steppes...but i think they make a shampoo for that"
guildie 1: "there are nagas on the burning steppes?"
guildie 2: "i think they are called 'porch monkeys'"
guildie 1: "oh....hes got jokes"
me: "what gave it away? the shampoo comment?"


barrens chat
"hey where is deadmines?"

lvl 5 guy "can someone run me through scarlet monestary? i hear there is a really cool thing i can wear there!"

person 1 "anyone know where a rouge trainer is in org?"
person 2 "probably from an avon or mary kay rep"
person 1 "how high does your rep have to be to train that?"
silence
person 1 "thats a mean joke"


guildie 1 "anyone know where i can get [recipe savory deviate delight]?"
guildie 2 "did you try the AH it sells there for like 20g"
guildie 1 "but i want to get oen"
guildie 2 "i thought you wanted the recipe?"

[Brodwen]

Some naked night-elf female walks up to me in Darnassus.

NE - i dance 4 cash
Me - Great, I beat people to a bloodied pulp for cash.
NE - but im broke ur not
Me - Proving once and for all that beating someone up to steal their money is far more effective than attempting to get it through sexual allure.

[piscene]

I couldn't read through 19 pages, so I hope I'm not repeating, but I like the kid named Ha'lei, or something like that, who says "I see dead dranei" in the room near Mana Tombs.

[TPMdm]

My favorite is the High Inquisitor guy in Scarlet Monestary as he cackles "Naughty secrets!"

[Barzaahr]

Keeping in mind my Character is Undead, and I have 300% better breathing than other races. I was with a Blood elf.

[Party - Barzaahr]: Hey, Dyo, wanna have a water breathing contest?

[Party - Dyonardrys]: Sure! Don't cheat on me...

[Party - Barzaahr]: Oh, Don't worry bout that.

...so we did. Eventually I died and Dyo was still breathing...

[Party - Barzaahr]: WTF?! How'd you live?

[Party - Dyonardrys]: Heh... Trinket that lets me breathe for 10 mins...

Also, Just yesterday actually, in a group for ZF. The other guys went to get the mallet, while me and the priest vstayed in Gadget to summon. I dont know their names, so its "Tank, Hunter and Rogue"

[Party - Hunter]: Hey, You wanna come get the mallet?

[Party - Tank]: I would, but the damn Rogue keeps pulling the damn mobs!

[Party - Rogue]: Hey, its not my fault! If I wasnt such a low level i wouldnt!

Five minutes pass...

[Party - Rogue]: I WISH I HAD A BASTARD SWORD TO KILL THESE BASTARD MOBS ON MY BASTARD BODY!!

[Party - Tank]: Hey, why did you insist on coming?

[Party - Rogue]: Experience...

All the while me and the Priest are killing ourselves laughing. Eventually, half-way through ZF, the Tank got fully pissed at the rogue, and i couldnt contain myself

[AshMat]

"Hey, Harbinger, how's that research coming along? There might just be an Ultra-Kinetic Waffle Iron in it for you if you get your research out"

I am SICK of hearing it every effing day!

And when my Hearth used to be set to Wildhammer Stronghold, every time you walked out "Er...Moke?"

[Superspam]

My favorite WoW related quote of all time comes from a set of patch notes a while back. They had something to the effect of:

"Nightelf Saber mounts will now leave footprints while walking backwards in the snow."

[parata]

"You landlubbers are tougher than I thought! I'll have to improvise!"

[Barzaahr]

Forgot one!

Just logged into my character. He was in Tanaris, and on the general chat I see, "And THATS how my sock got a hole in it! Damn gnomes..."
Hilarity at its finest

[flowtrol]

After farming BT for a while, our raid leader felt it was neccesary to give us a little heads up

[Raid Leader] Watch out, these mobs can kill you

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[Erymanthus]

Frostmourne, Orgrimmar

random troll: Everybody, just a quick survey, do you prefer your girls shaven or hairy?
person a: shaven
person b: shaven
person c: shaven
person d: shaven
me: shaven
person e: shaven
person f: shaven
person g: shaven
person h: shaven
person X: hairy, all over like an indian.

person a: dude ew
person f: thats disgustin man
me: why do you prefer your girls hairy like that? honestly...
person X: what else are you going to brush your teeth with

oh god never laughed so hard in my life...

[teacake]

And that is exactly the kind of conversation I report.

[Aurum]

This i a quote i got at the official forum from a thread where an ally whined about getting ganked:
"Us horde are simply beasts, we pee standing up, we leave the seat up, we kill low levels at 30% hp or less."

[Gorny]

Barrens Chat:

Random newb: Where Mankirk wife?

Person 1: In Outland
Person 2: On a Runaway Train
Person 3: (unmentionable database site name)
Me: On the Enterprise in Kirk's qaurters
Person 4: N00B!
Person 5: Questhelper.
Person 6: she got a divorce
Person 7: Pay me 10G and Ill show ya.
Person 8:......
Person 9: At the gates of SW
Person 10: Dead.

[Shellar]

Some iconic NPC names are reserved by Blizzard, preventing players from naming characters after them.
[2. Trade] [Mankrik] Hi, has anyone seen my wife?
Some, however, aren't.

[Your Average WoW Player]

From the Death Knight starting quest chain:
You have fought hard to invade the realm of the harvester... Wait.

<Gothik looks at his notes.>

My apologies, <race>. Old habits die hard.


I have come from the frozen heart of Naxxramas to feast on souls and deliver a vicious thrashing upon our sworn enemies - and I'm all out of souls.

Noth, where is Heigen?

That no good kiss-up is probably practicing ballet in his chambers.
Or.
Heigan is probably performing maintenance on his slime and crap filled dance studio.

Also, pretty much everything for the in game book, The Death Knights of Acherus (http://www.wowwiki.com/The_Death_Knights_of_Acherus), right down to the Phase 1 Comment about the player: Needs more cowbell.

[Corather]

My favorite of all time is:

"Working as intended"

[Dakiter]

My favorite of all time is:

"Working as intended"

Ahhh memories of my days with EverQuest. Happily playing my bard who would get more and more broken with every patch and constantly being told its "Working as intended". I believe that was the first time that line became coined. Also, that was when the phrase "Broken as intended" started.

Wow the old EQ official forums were a trip.

[MrBCorp]

This really was a "quote" :grin:

[2. Trade] [<player>] Lap Dances 1g SW Bank steps


One of my favourite things to see in trade is:

LF (something) psst me

or

LF (something) POST

I love it when people don't understand something but try to copy it anyway :grin:

[Yakeshi]

When a druid uses revive:

"You're time here is not yet up. Rise and fight again! REVIVE!"

Me with my hunter friend against Lord Melena at level 6 and she was level 8.

"Okay... so here's the plan... The plan is... LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!" :P

After I suprisingly killed him,

"Leroyed [female dog]..."

On the rogue quest where you need to pickpocket the gold schedule or w/e from the Defia Dockmaster in Elwynn Forest. You get the quest from someone in S1:7.

"Okay... There are a lot of bandits out there... This is going to take a highly complicated and complex plan... LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!" XP

All by myself. :P I beat them, too.

Also, a friend of mine who once sold everything he owned for beer. And he always has beer on him.

"Would you ever share you beer with me?"
"No. Sorry."
"Oh..."

It'de be funnier if you could hear the way I said "Oh..."

Another time, I dared my friend to jump off the waterfalls near the Oracle Glade in Teldrassil.

"Dare ya to jump."
"Okay."
*jumps*
"I WAS KIDDING YOU IDIOT!"
*jump*
We both died. XD

And of course, when I am rushing to the boat from Auberdine to Stormwind,

"WAIT A MINUTE YOU DICK!"
~Above quote belongs to "Tourettes Guy Danny"
look him up on youtube if you dare(your choice this is not spam)

Finally, my epic battle/raid chant for my best WoW friends...

"For the Alliance...
For the Night Elves...
For Tyrande....
And for ELUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"