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TheNewEraStartsNow
29-05-2006, 03:17 AM
Hello my fellow brothers and sisters-
World of Warcraft is going down hill. Field PvP has been stomped out, and new battle grounds sprouting up everywhere are way too confined for all of our artistic and unique PvP styles. And with a new expansion set coming out, we need changes NOW! And I am the one who will bring a revolutionary idea that will change World of Warcraft FOREVER!
As many of you know, the Korean server's DrakeDog has discontinued his playing of this potentially beautiful game. This is outrageous how we can let one of our most beloved and skilled players leave without even questioning why. But I dare to question. Why? I can tell you why.
All of us have been logging on and sticking to our same routine, day after day, our Comfort Zone. But that has to end. Ask yourself this. How long did it take you to reach level 60? 2 months? 3 months? And now what? Some Instance Dungeons? A dragon to slay once in a while? How can this be accepted? My 15 dollars per month goes towards me waiting around for a group of 40 virgins to stop worrying about tactics and start worrying about how to approach our next mission.
All who feel this way should be with me. For I want to start a new revolution. An Alliance revolution that will make the Horde forever pay. Some call it organized crime, others call it blasphemy. But here is my exciting approach.
We start a guild. But not just a guild. An elite guild. We all start at level 1 and work our way up TOGETHER. We will do assignments, and accept gold from other players for doing deeds. If a fellow Allianceman is killed, a small group (4 or 5) of us will hunt the murderer and keep him from respawning at a base rate of 20 gold per hour.
Assassinations will also be a specialty of ours, killing whoever is desired dead.
I have more ideas than just this though. More ideas that i would love to share with you all. All I need is your support to take this soon to be corrupt system and change it into the best thing that Blizzard will ever see. Please reply, and I will fill you all with my precious insights.
Remember, my fellow players:
A NEW ERA STARTS
NOW
and let me guide you into this future
Sincerely,
New Era

oramac
29-05-2006, 03:27 AM
so let me get this straight. you want to make a "Search and Destroy" guild, for all intents and purposes. neat idea, and one i'm not really against, but have you considered the massive amount of logistics involved? what if the guy your supposed to "hunt down and kill" is a 60 shadow priest and you're all lvl 30's? do you presume that said horde has no lvl 60 friends that can help him either and just run in guns blazing? or do you somehow mod the game to find one specific player at any one point in time and allow you to corner him at his most vulnerable moment?

like i said, i like the idea. it really is a good one. but i forsee a logistical nightmare the likes of which WoW has never seen.

Mr_Teatime
29-05-2006, 03:35 AM
While cute, I fail to see how any of these ideas will revolutionize the entire game forever. I see it as a few people roleplaying as some assassins for fun. But as for me and probably most other people, I'll be forgetting about this by tomorrow.

Nice hype job, though. Made me believe something exciting might actually be at the end of the post.

TheNewEraStartsNow
29-05-2006, 03:35 AM
My Friend Oramac has a great point. But he also does not understand what I am saying. Listen:
I do not start a "Search and Destroy" Guild. It is not Search and Destroy in the least. Do you know how many level 60's it takes to kill one level 60 Shadow Preist? One. One single level 60. One of MY level 60s. I want to start a guild, and level up Together, as one unit, so when we hit 60, we will hit it TOGETHER as brothers and sisters.
That is when the hits are placed and the contracts are signed. Search and Destroy comes no where near what I want to do. Search and Destroy, my friend Oramac, will become Observe, Follow, and Eliminate as ONE. ONE PEOPLE WORKING TOGETHER CAN DEFEAT ANY LEVEL 60 SHADOW PREIST OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT YOU THROW OUR WAY.
You may doubt me. But those who trust me will understand. Changes can be made, and I am willing to guide you through them.

Sincerely,
New Era

TheNewEraStartsNow
29-05-2006, 03:38 AM
I am offended by your post, Mr_Teatime. Revolutions will start small, but you will see. THe Alliance will see. Blizzard will see. And once we are viewed, we will be the leaders of a new Alliance. We will be feared by the Horde, and trusted by our fellows standing at our sides. Think about it, and you will begin to understand.
Sincerely,
New Era

xXmarkXx
29-05-2006, 03:50 AM
I am offended by your post, Mr_Teatime. Revolutions will start small, but you will see. THe Alliance will see. Blizzard will see. And once we are viewed, we will be the leaders of a new Alliance. We will be feared by the Horde, and trusted by our fellows standing at our sides. Think about it, and you will begin to understand.
Sincerely,
New Era
Lol.

Someone on my server tried this a while back. It lasted the whole of 2 weeks.

Apart from acting like asshats camping people, what happens when the opposing faction get sick of it and add you to a KOS list?

The game would become unplayable because so many people would be after you.

And TBH anyone that gets jollies from camping someone using a group, I dont think there is much to fear if it takes a group to take down 1 person.

TheNewEraStartsNow
29-05-2006, 03:57 AM
Listen to this ass xXmarkXx babble. You are a pessimist and I do not need people like you messing with my ideas. You want to throw a wrench in my machine? Well, fine, but just know, you will be number one on my Kill on Sight List. And trust me, when my plan is launched into action, your year of effort will be flushed down the toilet when you cant even log on without being killed by an undead rogue and a tauren shaman. Just wait, and you will understand EVERYTHING.
Sincerely,
New Era

Pietoro
29-05-2006, 04:12 AM
A guild of a few hundred (let's be generous) on ONE server out of several million worldwide players is not enough to make much of any impact, frankly.

woroguecraft
29-05-2006, 04:12 AM
I agree with this mofo. I think all you fatasses sitting back there on your big ****ing fat asses should stop being such pussies and join this revolution. I mean, who the **** wouldn't want a united alliance, not a ****ty one that we have now. Who the **** wouldn't want to be part of a brotherhood like this. Yo, man, Im with you. Start the Revolution.

And Pietoro, you're missing the point. If a few hundred people band together into a perfect allience, we could do anything. Just with a little patience and a lot of teamwork.

TheNewEraStartsNow
29-05-2006, 04:14 AM
All with me and WORoguecraft UNITE and say I
Sincerely,
New Era

WordShake
29-05-2006, 04:21 AM
I agree with this mofo. I think all you fatasses sitting back there on your big ****ing fat asses should stop being such pussies and join this revolution. I mean, who the **** wouldn't want a united alliance, not a ****ty one that we have now. Who the **** wouldn't want to be part of a brotherhood like this. Yo, man, Im with you. Start the Revolution.

And Pietoro, you're missing the point. If a few hundred people band together into a perfect allience, we could do anything. Just with a little patience and a lot of teamwork.

Seeing as this is your first post, we have right to belive that you are the same as the original thread poster, not hard to use a diff. eMail and register again.

Calm down, be constructive, don't go and call people ****ing fat asses because you can.

You want to make a world pvp gank team? k! Have fun with finding other people who are fine with blue gear and no honor rankings.

TheNewEraStartsNow
29-05-2006, 04:24 AM
Hello Wordshake. You have no right accusing me of double posting. You want to believe that I have to fake posts to get support? Are you joking? How would that help me if I have no real supporters except MYSELF. If you are with me, join. If you are not, you are definately missing out, for I am only allowing 75 members in. So decide now. Are you in?
Sincerely,
New Era

woroguecraft
29-05-2006, 04:26 AM
Yea dude, shut the **** up about **** like that. Nobody wants to hear about it.

But Newera, dont you think 75 is a bit too little, i was thinkin at least 200 to do some serious damage.

WordShake
29-05-2006, 04:27 AM
No, I'm not in.

Personally I think you're a self centered dick, who wants to ruin others "fun" for a cheap laugh and gold. You also shoot down anybody who opposes your idea, nomatter how right they are. Have fun getting 73 more members, I guess.

TheNewEraStartsNow
29-05-2006, 04:31 AM
Dont worry Wordshake. If you really dont fear the Idea of a United Alliance, than post your Username and server, and well make sure to pay you a little visit, me and my other 73 members. You are passing up a great offer, but you will regret it for sure.
Sincerely,
New Era

amgyn
29-05-2006, 04:42 AM
how is this gonna revolutionize WoW?

TheNewEraStartsNow
29-05-2006, 04:43 AM
It will once we have a Guild on every server camping Hordesman every minute of everyday. That is how this will revolutionize.
Sincerely,
New Era

woroguecraft
29-05-2006, 04:46 AM
amen, dude

WordShake
29-05-2006, 04:47 AM
Okay, I'm an Orc Shaman on the Dethecus server. Named Word.

Rank 11, Best epics in the game, I can easily camp you SOBs while you level up, and then some. Oh, then at level 60, you can get blue gear while hunting me down!

..Yeah. Come get me mang;

Mr_Teatime
29-05-2006, 04:50 AM
This is fun. I strongly doubt it, but I kinda hope this thread'll be around in another hour so I can see all the crap that gets thrown by you two.

WordShake
29-05-2006, 04:51 AM
Haha, I don't really want to be mean, but some people can just irritate me.

hay d0uzd lets maek gnak skwad 2 own h0rode llo0l ok den we get moniez t2 kill them ko lol! go1!.

TheNewEraStartsNow
29-05-2006, 04:53 AM
Go on right now, my friend, and I will find you. I will be a level 1 character, for it is my first one on your server. But i would love to chat.
SIncerely,
New Era

Elly
29-05-2006, 04:56 AM
To TheNewEraStartsNow and woroguecraft and the as yet unconfirmed account Troolbain.

7. Thou Shalt Not Spoof.

Oh, and for goodness sake, don't make up additional accounts to respond to yourself. (People who talk to themselves used to be burned at the stake as witches; we still hold to that belief system, here at WorldofWar.Net ;)

I'm afraid it's back to battle.net forums for you.

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