Ninox
07-12-2006, 02:52 AM
With the release of 2.0.1, Rogues the world 'round have been plagued by laughing naysayers... all quietly snickering and pointing at the ridiculous new stealth animations. For proof, just find your local orc, and watch in disbelief as he tip-toes through the tulips, with a chicken-like bobbing of his head... it's really quite sad.
But, there is a cure to the madness... for, the faster a rogue moves, the more ludicrous his movements. (Going from a spazmodic tiptoe, to a caracature of cartoony sneakiness.)
My request is thus: Someone with far more coding skill than I must venture forth and constuct an add-on that recognizes either simply slipping into a Stealth State, or the casting of Sprint while in said State... and plays back the theme song from "The Benny Hill Show".
(Reference: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1607932474762930232&q=benny+hill&hl=en)
I hope, with a theme song to explain away the absurdity, Rogues can once again bring themselve to slip back into the shadows... and not mind looking like fools.
[Yes, though the post is said in a jesting manner... I really wouldn't mind having someone produce this add-on. Even if just for sh*ts-n-giggles.]
But, there is a cure to the madness... for, the faster a rogue moves, the more ludicrous his movements. (Going from a spazmodic tiptoe, to a caracature of cartoony sneakiness.)
My request is thus: Someone with far more coding skill than I must venture forth and constuct an add-on that recognizes either simply slipping into a Stealth State, or the casting of Sprint while in said State... and plays back the theme song from "The Benny Hill Show".
(Reference: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1607932474762930232&q=benny+hill&hl=en)
I hope, with a theme song to explain away the absurdity, Rogues can once again bring themselve to slip back into the shadows... and not mind looking like fools.
[Yes, though the post is said in a jesting manner... I really wouldn't mind having someone produce this add-on. Even if just for sh*ts-n-giggles.]