Bullroarer
20-12-2006, 04:25 PM
So the crowds of Earth and Azeroth roared
As gallons of gatorade were poured
In one corner was WWE Champ
The crowds thundered as he went up the ramp
The challenger from the second war
The footman that we all adore
So the bell rang and battle begun
The ring set beneath the sun
Danath, put Brock in a headlock
His grip was tight, stiff as a rock
Brock roared and bucked his leg
He back dropped Danath, put him down a peg
The circled and began to glare
Sweat dripping from shoe to hair
Danath bounced off the ropes and gave a clothesline
Brock put our hero in a grapvine
The crowd was silent, would Danath tap out
Would Danath lose the viscious bout
In came Kudran with a steel chair
Shamanistic lightning began flair
The ref never saw the flash
As Kudran landed a mighty bash
Kudran rolled out and Brock was down
The great wrestler looked like a clown
Danath climbed the ropes, he reached the top
He saluted the crowd and delivered the Lorderon hip drop
One, two, but Brock raised the shoulder
Lifted Danath like a big old boulder
The crowd went crazy as Brock came alive
He delivered the Verdict, the mighty F-five
Danath was down once more, but got to his feet
Our hero refused to retreat
His tired muscles could barely flex
He grabbed Brock, desperation belly to belly suplex
Both men land hard
Both men were battle scarred
The ref began to do the count of ten
A scary thing for both the men
A three they began to rise
At seven they widened their eyes
At nine they were both standing
Before ten the fists were landing
But Danath he began to buckle
As Brock gave a victorious chuckle
One last desperation kick to the chest
For Azeroth Danath had to do his best
He grabbed Brock one last time
This poet is running out of things to rhyme
He lifted Brock as his tears began to drip
All his balance to make sure he wouldn't trip
The crowd in awe, Aegwynn began to sing
A collassal powerbomb shook the ring
So who was able to bring on the pain
Brock Lesnar was pinned by our hero....
..... DANATH TROLLBANE
As gallons of gatorade were poured
In one corner was WWE Champ
The crowds thundered as he went up the ramp
The challenger from the second war
The footman that we all adore
So the bell rang and battle begun
The ring set beneath the sun
Danath, put Brock in a headlock
His grip was tight, stiff as a rock
Brock roared and bucked his leg
He back dropped Danath, put him down a peg
The circled and began to glare
Sweat dripping from shoe to hair
Danath bounced off the ropes and gave a clothesline
Brock put our hero in a grapvine
The crowd was silent, would Danath tap out
Would Danath lose the viscious bout
In came Kudran with a steel chair
Shamanistic lightning began flair
The ref never saw the flash
As Kudran landed a mighty bash
Kudran rolled out and Brock was down
The great wrestler looked like a clown
Danath climbed the ropes, he reached the top
He saluted the crowd and delivered the Lorderon hip drop
One, two, but Brock raised the shoulder
Lifted Danath like a big old boulder
The crowd went crazy as Brock came alive
He delivered the Verdict, the mighty F-five
Danath was down once more, but got to his feet
Our hero refused to retreat
His tired muscles could barely flex
He grabbed Brock, desperation belly to belly suplex
Both men land hard
Both men were battle scarred
The ref began to do the count of ten
A scary thing for both the men
A three they began to rise
At seven they widened their eyes
At nine they were both standing
Before ten the fists were landing
But Danath he began to buckle
As Brock gave a victorious chuckle
One last desperation kick to the chest
For Azeroth Danath had to do his best
He grabbed Brock one last time
This poet is running out of things to rhyme
He lifted Brock as his tears began to drip
All his balance to make sure he wouldn't trip
The crowd in awe, Aegwynn began to sing
A collassal powerbomb shook the ring
So who was able to bring on the pain
Brock Lesnar was pinned by our hero....
..... DANATH TROLLBANE