worldoffatcraft
07-01-2007, 11:09 PM
this has nothing to do with my las story just an idea i got from seeing the forums today so............
It was gloomy January morning i had awoken from a deep untouchable sleep,
the 2 bedroom duplex were i stayed was more quiet then usual it was unsettling.
Not thinking to deeply about how quietly odd my home was this morning,
I arose from my bed slipping own my fuzzy bunny slippers and tiptoed to the bathroom to take my morning tinkle,
and brush the Hot Cheetoes off my teeth from last nights junk munchies,
walking back towards my room,
I opened my door and eagerly scratched my right butt cheek before i entered.
I had just remembered that i had posted some threads on my favorite furom site before i went to sleep.
eager to see the comments or discussions i might have sparked i double clicked my internet connection went to bookmarks and pulled up the furom,
"ah looks like noobs",
I thought to my self as i double clicked on one of the new threads.
"What the heck is this" i said aloud
someone had posted a link to a site that sold pills,
that made old men unthinkables arise"eeeeewwwwllll",
i thought to my self.
unsure if the noob knew what he was doing i posted a comment telling him he was not allowed to do that,
eagerly awaiting a response i was surprised,to see that there was none,
only a comment from another member it read "that guys just a bot soon as the link is erased another will be there under another name".
Reading this news sent chills down my back,
as thought to my self"bots...robots? righting threads and giving them selves names noway jose"
stunned by this shocking news i went about my business checking and posting my daily random threads.
No more then an hour later there were to more noobs,
who each had threads,
this time there were links to sites,
which i remember my mom telling me made you go blind if you watch them and touch yourself!
"Oh no"
i thought as i covered my eyes and quickly closed the links
"whew that was close"
I quickly reported the two noobs to the only mod i could think of at the time,
feeling good about having protecting the site from pervs.
I again went on about my business and got back to spamming the off topic furom with random thoughts that came to me quite often.
then as i swung over to the community furom to see what was going on
"whats this more noobs",
I said aloud as i clicked there threads to see what they were about
"not again"
I thought to my self it was more links this time to a power leveling site,
wondering why would anyone would not want to enjoy the bliss of leveling there own char I repoted the noobs then that when it happend,
"EEEEEEEEEEE",
"aah" the loud sound hurt my ears
"what the heck was that" i said angerly
looking back up at the moniter
I was astonished to see the whole furom was beeing over loaded by link posting noobs!
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH" i screamed aloud backing up quick knocking over my chair,
I ran towards my door pulled it open quick,
I ran to my mothers room to tell her the horrible news only to be struck with as i opened the rooms door my mom was pale as paper she must have had bl**d to because all of her fingers were missing and the computer was moving by itself,
i screamed in as i shuffleld backwards and turned to run torwards the house phone running as fast as i could i slipped over my bunny ears with super haste i kicked the slippers off and grabbed the house phone i put the phone to my ears only to hear that terriblesound again
"EEEEEEEEEE"
"AAAH"
I cried out,
my ears now bl**ding from the unbareble screeching sound the phone made.
Now stunned with fear from the sense that there was nothing i could do for my mother i curled up under the kitchen table...not a minute passed as i heard a very unfamiliar sound
"BOOM SSSKEESH"
"BOOM SSSKEESH"
"BOOM SSSKEESH"
with unsettling curiosty i crawled from under the table to peek my head into the lond dim hallway............
i tried to scream but nothing came out there standing right out side my door was what was left of my mom and her computer fused together by someone sick satanic mine body frozen the i couldnot move but the robot did slowly it heavily stepped toward me
" BOOM SSSKEESH"
eyes opened in shock i could do nothing but watch as it called out to me
"CLICK....MY..... LINK"
"CLICK....MY......LINK"
"CLICK... MY.......LINK"
HOPE YOU ENJOYED :grin: i tried to make it like a dark comedy
what do you think about it
It was gloomy January morning i had awoken from a deep untouchable sleep,
the 2 bedroom duplex were i stayed was more quiet then usual it was unsettling.
Not thinking to deeply about how quietly odd my home was this morning,
I arose from my bed slipping own my fuzzy bunny slippers and tiptoed to the bathroom to take my morning tinkle,
and brush the Hot Cheetoes off my teeth from last nights junk munchies,
walking back towards my room,
I opened my door and eagerly scratched my right butt cheek before i entered.
I had just remembered that i had posted some threads on my favorite furom site before i went to sleep.
eager to see the comments or discussions i might have sparked i double clicked my internet connection went to bookmarks and pulled up the furom,
"ah looks like noobs",
I thought to my self as i double clicked on one of the new threads.
"What the heck is this" i said aloud
someone had posted a link to a site that sold pills,
that made old men unthinkables arise"eeeeewwwwllll",
i thought to my self.
unsure if the noob knew what he was doing i posted a comment telling him he was not allowed to do that,
eagerly awaiting a response i was surprised,to see that there was none,
only a comment from another member it read "that guys just a bot soon as the link is erased another will be there under another name".
Reading this news sent chills down my back,
as thought to my self"bots...robots? righting threads and giving them selves names noway jose"
stunned by this shocking news i went about my business checking and posting my daily random threads.
No more then an hour later there were to more noobs,
who each had threads,
this time there were links to sites,
which i remember my mom telling me made you go blind if you watch them and touch yourself!
"Oh no"
i thought as i covered my eyes and quickly closed the links
"whew that was close"
I quickly reported the two noobs to the only mod i could think of at the time,
feeling good about having protecting the site from pervs.
I again went on about my business and got back to spamming the off topic furom with random thoughts that came to me quite often.
then as i swung over to the community furom to see what was going on
"whats this more noobs",
I said aloud as i clicked there threads to see what they were about
"not again"
I thought to my self it was more links this time to a power leveling site,
wondering why would anyone would not want to enjoy the bliss of leveling there own char I repoted the noobs then that when it happend,
"EEEEEEEEEEE",
"aah" the loud sound hurt my ears
"what the heck was that" i said angerly
looking back up at the moniter
I was astonished to see the whole furom was beeing over loaded by link posting noobs!
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH" i screamed aloud backing up quick knocking over my chair,
I ran towards my door pulled it open quick,
I ran to my mothers room to tell her the horrible news only to be struck with as i opened the rooms door my mom was pale as paper she must have had bl**d to because all of her fingers were missing and the computer was moving by itself,
i screamed in as i shuffleld backwards and turned to run torwards the house phone running as fast as i could i slipped over my bunny ears with super haste i kicked the slippers off and grabbed the house phone i put the phone to my ears only to hear that terriblesound again
"EEEEEEEEEE"
"AAAH"
I cried out,
my ears now bl**ding from the unbareble screeching sound the phone made.
Now stunned with fear from the sense that there was nothing i could do for my mother i curled up under the kitchen table...not a minute passed as i heard a very unfamiliar sound
"BOOM SSSKEESH"
"BOOM SSSKEESH"
"BOOM SSSKEESH"
with unsettling curiosty i crawled from under the table to peek my head into the lond dim hallway............
i tried to scream but nothing came out there standing right out side my door was what was left of my mom and her computer fused together by someone sick satanic mine body frozen the i couldnot move but the robot did slowly it heavily stepped toward me
" BOOM SSSKEESH"
eyes opened in shock i could do nothing but watch as it called out to me
"CLICK....MY..... LINK"
"CLICK....MY......LINK"
"CLICK... MY.......LINK"
HOPE YOU ENJOYED :grin: i tried to make it like a dark comedy
what do you think about it