I kinda got jumped on a walk home

[Stigg]

Story time....a funny story at that. This happened over the summer...but I was just telling some co-workers about it and wanted to share it with yall. Although I am not sure on the EXACT words that were exchanged....these are pretty darn near close enough.

First off, let me give ya some of my stats. I am about 5' 10", weigh about 160, and am in pretty decent shape. I was 20 years old at the time. By no means am I a fighter and would probably lose (just like in WoW) in an evenly matched PVP fight.

I live in California, Maryland, U.S. It is a small town with one major highway running right through it. My car was leaking oil so i needed to drop it off at the local Jiffy Lube, but I had just moved down here and didn't know anybody that could drive me home when it was finished. So I decided to drive it there after work and walk home. The walk was about 4 miles along the side of the highway on sidewalks. There are a good number of shopping centers aong the road and I decided I could look through some of them on my way home. Anyways, I brought a backpack to carry a book, some water, and my ipod.

I get about halfway home when I decide to cross the highway. As I'm crossing the street I see this little kid (probably about 14 years old) riding his uber l33t low rider bike (note bicycle, not MOTOR cycle...), with his pants hung so low I can see his legs BELOW his boxers, and a few HUGE gold chains hanging around his neck. He is riding on the sidewalk on the side of the road I am walking to. Anyways...I get to the other side of the road, and as I start getting closer to him I give hima little head nod as a form a greeting. He slides his bike to a stop, so I stop. He looks me up and down a few times then says, "What you got in your backpack?"

Laughing to myself, I look him over. No weapons, nowhere to hide them atleast....and this kid probably weighs 90 pounds IF that. I respond, "Eh, some books, water, my ipod, about 200 dollars in cash, my wallet, and the engagement ring I am giving to my girlfriend in a few hours."

Long pause here....he continues to look me up and down....then he gets off his bike (and uses the kickstand...which seriously almost made me laugh right there....)

I say, "You gonna try and take them from me?" Even longer pause...

Meanwhile, realize theres about 20 cars taht are driving by us PER MINUTE and we are standing right outside of the parking lot for about 10 stores...

He responds, "I got friends in the bushes!"

Ok, granted there were some pretty big bushes around...but seriously...c'mon now. I did laugh at that.

"Are they as big and strong as you?" I respond mockingly.

"Nah man, they're 18 years old." He states. I laugh even harder at this.

"You do realize you are in front of a highway and a bunch of stores." I say.

"I own this town, I own the police." He says authoritatively.

I look down at my watch. "Aight man, its getting late, I think I'm gonna keep walking now unless you are going to jump me right now."

He looks me over one last time, "Your not worth it" And he gets back on his bike and keeps on riding down the path.




Haha, gotta love how gangsta some people think they are!

[rgirty]

That is pretty wild. Where I live if you are walking you don't have a shirt on, unless you are female then it isn't much of one.

They just seem to go together. Its like a requirement. Shoes are optional, some have shoes and some don't kind of like teeth.

[kcma]

u live in a town in maryland name after my state?? :D haha i own u!!

[Tanitha]

Wait. There is a Maryland area around Washington DC with a town called California in it? And there's a Maryland town in California? No wonder you need fifteen thousand digit zip codes. Your poor postal service!

[Foonyak]

If that didn't mirror my 2.5 years of living in the FL Keys, I'd say "Astoundingly chicken-*****y of them." But it does mirror quite a few of my encounters with the locals there.

[Stigg]

Haha, yea...Southern Maryland IS crazy with names....we also have a Hollywood, Kingston, Manhattan, and a Seattle.

[kcma]

are u trying to say that all the other city/states are named after maryland towns?? :p

[Stigg]

are u trying to say that all the other city/states are named after maryland towns?? :p

Yes. Considering we DID come before California and Seattle, I, in fact, PWN joo!

[redfishbluefish]

stigg

do me a favor next time sum1 asks you what you got in your backpack
DO NOT TELL THEM
please
second
was he black or Mexican
if he was black he was the fakest gangster i ever heard of
cause we don't were gold chains or ride lowriders anymore
if he was Mexican you should have slapped him

if he was really gonna rob you he would have pulled up his pants(remember that)
i really want to come to Maryland and stomp dat cat out 4 false bangin on you but im not leavin my city
next time sum wannabe gangsters say somthing to you just keep on walking
if he was real about his sh** he would have walked over 2 you b4 you crossed the street pulled up his pants hit you hard
or pulled a gun
but luckily 4 you he was super fake lol
i dont know how he expected to get away on a lowrider in mid day anyway
that made me giggle fake a**
baby gangster
i saw you in another off topic thread say you were going to L.A
when you get out there if sum kids say empty your pocket
DO IT
Cuz chances are the really mean it
because there ether broke and need some money
gettin put on a gang or just bored and you happened to be in wrong place wrong time lol
and plus your a lil person and you can get really hurt from some kicks and punches lol
one of my friends a couple
weeks back was walkin thru meadowview(blood territory)
and some cats from oak park(rival blood territory)
jumped him
hes almost big as me 6ft about 230
and they stomped the sh**
out of him it was like 20 of em 2 he lived but
your 190......ROFL
20 cats stomp you i would personally fear for ya life
last month me my friend and another friend and his girlfriend were walkin back from a function about 1 in da mornin
3 cats walk on us we thought we was gone have to fight
so i handed my friends girlfriend my cellphone so i wont get broke durin a scuffle
turns out my friends girl know 1 of the guys they say hi
then started walkin away then a second later they turned back around and asked us were we was from
i told them vallejo
my friend said the south(of the city not the south of the country)
and my other friend told dem he was from 68 crip(mistake)
cuz right after he said that they told us they was from medowview DAMU(blood)
after that it was a long pause
we stood face to face
nothing happened
they started to walk away
my friend wanted to keep walkin to i told them no lets stay right here cuz i had a bad feelin sure enough the get to the end of the street step behind a car and started shootin
me and my friends just took off runnin
if i had not stayed right there and turned my back on those guys i would probably not be posting comments on this furom
lol

[rgirty]

stigg

do me a favor next time sum1 asks you what you got in your backpack
DO NOT TELL THEM
please
second
was he black or Mexican
if he was black he was the fakest gangster i ever heard of
cause we don't were gold chains or ride lowriders anymore
if he was Mexican you should have slapped him

if he was really gonna rob you he would have pulled up his pants(remember that)
i really want to come to Maryland and stomp dat cat out 4 false bangin on you but im not leavin my city
next time sum wannabe gangsters say somthing to you just keep on walking
if he was real about his sh** he would have walked over 2 you b4 you crossed the street pulled up his pants hit you hard
or pulled a gun
but luckily 4 you he was super fake lol
i dont know how he expected to get away on a lowrider in mid day anyway
that made me giggle fake a**
baby gangster
i saw you in another off topic thread say you were going to L.A
when you get out there if sum kids say empty your pocket
DO IT
Cuz chances are the really mean it
because there ether broke and need some money
gettin put on a gang or just bored and you happened to be in wrong place wrong time lol
and plus your a lil person and you can get really hurt from some kicks and punches lol
one of my friends a couple
weeks back was walkin thru meadowview(blood territory)
and some cats from oak park(rival blood territory)
jumped him
hes almost big as me 6ft about 230
and they stomped the sh**
out of him it was like 20 of em 2 he lived but
your 190......ROFL
20 cats stomp you i would personally fear for ya life
last month me my friend and another friend and his girlfriend were walkin back from a function about 1 in da mornin
3 cats walk on us we thought we was gone have to fight
so i handed my friends girlfriend my cellphone so i wont get broke durin a scuffle
turns out my friends girl know 1 of the guys they say hi
then started walkin away then a second later they turned back around and asked us were we was from
i told them vallejo
my friend said the south(of the city not the south of the country)
and my other friend told dem he was from 68 crip(mistake)
cuz right after he said that they told us they was from medowview DAMU(blood)
after that it was a long pause
we stood face to face
nothing happened
they started to walk away
my friend wanted to keep walkin to i told them no lets stay right here cuz i had a bad feelin sure enough the get to the end of the street step behind a car and started shootin
me and my friends just took off runnin
if i had not stayed right there and turned my back on those guys i would probably not be posting comments on this furom
lol

Is this normal everyday life for you?

[Stigg]

redfishbluefish = worldoffatcraft


On his third account.

Seriously dude, leave.

[redfishbluefish]

might be my fourth account...............
whats the attitude for your the only one whos told me to leave dont worry ill be banned sum time soon the mods just havent noticed me yet i guess.
you did not have to say
redfishbluefish=worldoffatcraft
i think everyone knows
why should i leave anyway
what am i doing wrong besides making another account
you posted a thread
i posted a comment
wich i thought would be pretty helpful irl situation
if you havent
cuz i know allot don't, fully read things
you should really pay attention to that post
it could possibly help u out in a rl situation

[Stigg]

I got through about 3 lines before my eyes started to bleed.

You violated many rules by doign what you have done. I see this forum as a respectable place. You are lowering the quality.

[Valas Azuviir]

whats the attitude for your the only one whos told me to leave dont worry ill be banned sum time soon the mods just havent noticed me yet i guess.


That's funny, because when we Mods or the Admins ban someone, it's essentially telling them to leave. And yup, you slipped by, but sooner or later we will find you and just kick you off again.


you did not have to say
redfishbluefish=worldoffatcraft


Actually, I'm glad that he did. Might not have noticed you otherwise.


why should i leave anyway


Because we *points to the Moderator tag* said so.
You've violated the forum rules repeatedly.
You want back onto the forums?

Then you petition an Admin and ask for a second chance. They will subsequently decide if it's warrented or not, but considering you have no issues what so ever with disobeying our forum rules here, the chances of them rescinding the verdict is slim to none.


what am i doing wrong besides making another account


You also violated Commandment 1, with regards to evading/triggering the word filter. Plus as stated before, if you get banned whether perma or temp, making a second account also leads to a permaban.

[Stigg]

Because we *points to the Moderator tag* said so.


By far my favorite part of this thread :grin:

[Sundestroyer]

Hahahahaha....nice response VA. I agree with Stigg...hahaha...that is great.

[larissa]

might be my fourth account...............
whats the attitude for your the only one whos told me to leave dont worry ill be banned sum time soon the mods just havent noticed me yet i guess.
you did not have to say
redfishbluefish=worldoffatcraft
i think everyone knows
why should i leave anyway
what am i doing wrong besides making another account
you posted a thread
i posted a comment
wich i thought would be pretty helpful irl situation
if you havent
cuz i know allot don't, fully read things
you should really pay attention to that post
it could possibly help u out in a rl situation

I suppose I really shouldn't be encouraging him by continuing on about things, but ...

I know I haven't been here that long, but if you need others to tell you to go, then I'll voice in and say "Please leave".

You had a couple of question posts, but the vast majority of your posts have been disruptive and/or offensive, including your latest 'helpful advice'. You were warned, then temporarily banned. You decided to skirt around the rules and create another account. You were soon discovered, and permanently banned, per the forum rules. You now continue to do so. And for some reason can't understand that there are consequences for breaking the rules.

I read your entire post, and like Stigg, it made my eyes bleed. It wasn't all that helpful, most primarily because it was so difficult to follow. You mainly ramble on about some poor friend of yours who got jumped by a gang of others for no reason, and the fact that you seem to skirt on the edge of gangsterism yourself.

It does make me sad if this is your everyday life, having to always look over your shoulder like that.

But to get back to the topic at hand. Please, just let it go, find another forum and quit being a disruptive nuissance.

~~~Larissa

[memetootoo]

"Gangsterism" :P heh

Our town is quite, nothing like that ever happens. The police just break out the occasional party that gets to noisy.

[StealthAssasin]

ROFL good one lol

[larissa]

"Gangsterism" :P heh

Our town is quite, nothing like that ever happens. The police just break out the occasional party that gets to noisy.

i r teh noob!!!!11one!

I couldn't think of how else to phrase it ... but if fat is ready to get into fisticuffs (heehee! How many other archaic words can I come up with??? :laugh: ) with Crips or Bloods or whichever side he's against ... it seems to me that he's at least in the know about gangs.

/shrug

As to where I am ... I suppose there's some minor gang stuff, but certainly not on the scale that L.A. seems to have.

Personally, I wouldn't have worried too much about Stigg's pint-sized assailant. I mean really, what was he going to do once he got the stuff, shuffle away post-haste with his pants around his knees? :laughing:

~~~Larissa

[Foonyak]

I mean really, what was he going to do once he got the stuff, shuffle away post-haste with his pants around his knees?

Nope...he'd pedal his lowrider bike until his pants got eaten by the main gear, then fall on his face.

[Stigg]

Nope...he'd pedal his lowrider bike until his pants got eaten by the main gear, then fall on his face.

Haha...I would LOVE to see that happen.

Hmmm.... So I just went to my county forum and this was posted. Take note of the use of BIcycle as opposed to MOTOR cycle.

http://www.somd.com/news/headlines/2007/5212.shtml

Maybe I should have been scared.
:laugh:

[SmokeThizzle]

this is one of the funnyest post i have ever read. i child not weighing more than 90 pound tryed to strait up jack you. he pulled the i got homies with me if you dont drop your pockets. hahaha i havent heard that one in a while. if that ever happens to you again please follow these steps.

Step one: Walk up to him and grab him.
Step two: Turn him arounds and bend him over.
Step three: kick him strait in the ass and tell him keep peddlen.

dude your 20 years old weather you 4.11 or 7 foot you should be able to pumble a 14 year old.

And if you ever go to LA dont go anywhere out of hollywood you will get killed. I am from San Diego and me and my homie went to LA to see his family in the ghetto and his little brother that lived in LA with his family got killed by some bangers b.c he wouldnt give them his wallet and shoes. point i am trying to make is stay in the High class areas, dont go to the ghetto. its easy to get lost in LA.

[Foonyak]

Nah...that sounds like a group of racing cyclists that were effin' sick of being harrassed. My money says that the 'victim' here did something stupid and got what he deserved.

[SmokeThizzle]

thats funny, the dude in the car got punched in the face. probably said the wrong thing to the wannabe lance armstrong and the wannabe and his bike bergade force the guy to pull over and he got what was coming to him. i bet the driver yelled something. i havent read something that funny in a long time. and best part about the hole thing was the cops said they didnt get a report from the wannabe b.c he and i quote "RODE" away from the sence. how in the hell does a bike get away from a car. i dont care if your driving a Geo, you should be able to follow him in a car even if he is lance armstrong. Hell i would of ran him over if he punched me in the face.

[Stigg]

The best part of that article was me not realizing that it was about BIcyclists. I figured the Hell's Angels were out riding again and jacked some guy up....which I can see.

But a group of bicyclists?!?!
Watch this video of 2 BIcyclists going at it:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4394466822621221935&q=bicyclist+fight&hl=en

SOmething tells me I shouldn't be afraid :P

[SmokeThizzle]

hahah that great. Stigg you find some good stuff on the net lmao

[Stigg]

Well....if I ever got jumped by a bicyclist....here is what I would do

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-276041226239211869&q=bike+fight&hl=en

Lol

[SmokeThizzle]

video wont play computer is being lame what happened?

[Stigg]

me telling you will seriously sour the movie....just wait in anticipation :P

[SmokeThizzle]

i hate waiting i dont know what is wrong with my pile of computer

i really just want to punt this thing out my door right now

[Stigg]

i really just want to punt this thing out my door right now

So you DID see the movie?!?! There that is your hint.

[SmokeThizzle]

no it wont play

[Valas Azuviir]

:scratch: :scratch: :scratch:

Hmmmmmm...

:english:

[SmokeThizzle]

i give up...... this not playing stuff is bull..... this wait is killing me lol

[Sundestroyer]

Hahahahaha. The vids are great. The first video looks like they should put more +STA into their gear instead of +AGI. The second vid....well...it looks like the Horde trying to cross the bridge to get to the Ally base in AV...but instead of arrows...well....you get the point. =D