weird made up products

[amazing barrel of nachos]

make up a weird product i will start


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where i will come and killl you whenever you want call now while stocks last!

[Clavina]

more of a service than a product imo

[Gormash]

How about the "DanceMaker"?

It's a PaceMaker with an external control to overpower it. Usable for those people with a bad heart and no dancing skills. Just pump up the juice to the max and your spasms will make you boogie like there's no tomorrow (which there most likely will not be for you if you use it).

[Stigg]

How about the "DanceMaker"?

It's a PaceMaker with an external control to overpower it. Usable for those people with a bad heart and no dancing skills. Just pump up the juice to the max and your spasms will make you boogie like there's no tomorrow (which there most likely will not be for you if you use it).

Kinda like the flute?

[xxlebox]

Or a mean air guitar.

[Gormash]

StoryGenerator
Insert a coin into the slot, then enter an 11 digit numeric sequence, and it will tell you a story based on the number you inserted

[nocandyforu]

the Zapinator

Will make your target die with one shot garinteed!
Warning: will suck some of your soul.
Note: This product might get banned because it makes your target die in everyway possible and some ways technically impossible over 5 seconds and makes your target live to the very end.
Other side effects may include: Corruption, brain damage, electrical shocks, and the death of your loved ones.
Note: Do not use this product under the influence of alcohol.

[Ju Smurph]

http://www.evosapien.com/robosapien-hack/marcus/html/coilosapien.html