WoW humor

[rottentomato]

so time to have some fun...

everyone knows the one line jokes like

psychiatrists do it laying down
pilots do it in the sky

lets think of some world of warcraft humor

rogues do it from behind
warriors do it hard
druids do it in the woods
warlocks do it in graveyards
hunters do it with pets




keep it going...this is all i came up with...if you got better ones, let me know!

[Spennce]

priests do it with young boys




oh wait that aint WoW

[rottentomato]

haha...i thought that one out and decided to not put it

[DarthMuffin]

I think this should rather be in the off-topic forum, but anyway.

- Mages do it in a blink.

[MixiMan]

Pallys do it in a bubble?

I think this is more of an off topic, too

[oramac]

undead do it.........


nevermind. /gross

[rottentomato]

hahah thats the best one yet!

[Foonyak]

Forsaken do it in a coffin.

[det]

The Paladin one goes:
"Don't worry baby, I have Blessing of Protection"

[Rathun]

Old classic. Mages do it with sheep.

[Chunderpants]

Hunters do it in leather

Paladins do it with groups

NPC's dont seem to do it at all

[animauled]

murlocs do it then RAWGRLRLRLRRLGLRL!!!

[Rilder]

Goblins do it for money.

[piscene]

Druids do it Kitty-style

[Stigg]

Rogues do it with daggers.
Warriors do it with swords.
Mages do it with Staves.

[Foonyak]

Paladins do it with a Seal of Command.

[MadVlad]

Druids do it, but they have to shift a bit.

[Foonyak]

Warriors do it with an Intimidating Shout behind their Shield Wall.

[Stigg]

How about:

Warcraft players don't do it, they're wives and girlfriends left them.

[Foonyak]

WoW players do it with pr0n, you mean?
:grin:

[icutyoubad]

Warlocks do it with disrespect. Summon, command, dismiss.

[PlayThemAll]

I think NPC's do it on Tuesday.

[tempfire]

Nope .. the Dev's do it on Tuesdays ;)

[Benzoate]

Taurens do it cause they're horny.

[Tanitha]

Warlocks do it with disrespect. Summon, command, dismiss.

I might become a PAL just to have that in a signature :laugh:

[Foonyak]

Gnomes do it cheap...always below the belt.

[PlayThemAll]

Pali's do it in the Buff

Rogues do when they have the energy.

Hunters just like to play hard to get

Locks do it slowly over time

Mages like to get it over with quick.

Warriors like to do it with groups.

[trudelle]

Shamans do it after laying a disease clensing totem.

[Stigg]

Shamans do it after laying a disease clensing totem.

/hurl

I think i might throw up

[Foonyak]

Druids do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
Trolls do it in the Orcs' Home(town).
Taurens do it while chewing their cud.

[rottentomato]

Shamans do it after laying a disease clensing totem.

post of the week!

[DotComm]

Rogues do it from behind.
Paladins do it with protection.
Paladins just hammer away.
Warlocks fear doing it.
Warlocks do it over time.
Druids do it on all fours.
Druids do it outdoors.
Hunters do it with animals.
Mages do it with sheep.
Priests do it in the shadows.
Priests do it best in a group.

[Idol]

Rogues gank lowbies..

[Icefrost]

A bit of a sum-up and maybe something original:


With a rogue it happens before you know it.
When it starts there's no stopping it.
And if they think you didn't fall for it, they have vanished by morning.

Warlocks are so evil and feared no one wants them, so they summon their own girl to do it with them. And even then they do it slow, over time, because they actually pay to summon the girls. Even so, it sometimes becomes so intensive they somehow link their souls...or maybe they are just so sadistic about it?

Priests often need a helping hand to do it, but some of them can literally charm you to do it with them. Sometimes they leave you with what feels like a blessing, sometimes they leave you to rot in misery. And when you go meet your friends afterwards, you will of course, blame the priest for it all.

Mages like to do it very quick, they ignite you in a blink. And when its over you feel all frozen inside again.

Hunters like to stay away, but when you realise they want you, you are already trapped and marked for them. Not to mention they never do it without company.

Druids like to do it in a natural way, with no restrictions, no limits. Like wild beasts. Too bad they are almost always in an animal form when they do it.
Oh well, I guess it explains why there are still so few druids and so many wild animals out there in the forest...

Paladins like to get to the business quick, but when they do they often seem like first-timers. All with their maximum protection and no idea how to use it right.

Shamans are safe play though. You'll always feel purged after doing it with them. Sometimes bad luck can come in though, and you'll feel rather shocked instead.


Well, didn't follow the one-line idea but I just couldn't come up with something so short.:rolleyes: