Stigg
06-03-2007, 12:43 AM
I don't know why I enjoy telling my daily stupid stories to yall, but here we go:
I have an incredibly short commute to work...about 4 minutes. I usually walk into work about 10 minutes late after driving atleast twice the speed limit on the backroads to my building. Anyways...it all started about a week ago. I fly out of my neighborhood only to get stuck behind some jack-hole going less than the speed limit. And when the speed limit is already 25 mph, 20 is ridiculously slow. So I start riding her....and that is when I see it. Plastered on the back bumper of her car is a Sticker that says,
Honk if you have never seen an uzi fired out a car window.
Finding that interesting (and being the jackbutt that I am) I lay on my horn. For a good 20 seconds. I get the finger thrown at me after the first couple seconds. Well....I am riding her still and after the 3 minute drive, she pulls into my parking lot.....and parks right in front of my building. I am already late for work, and I figured I had a valid reason to honk at her.....as I had NEVER seen an uzi fired out a window.
So we both get out of our cars and she starts SCREAMING at me. I found it relatively funny, so I said, "i wasn't being mean....I just was following directions" and walked inside.
So about 2 days later, the same thing happens again. She is in front of me and I start blwoing the horn again. She was going the speed limit so I wasn't riding her....but I REALLY wanted to see an uzi fired out of a window. Same thing happens. She pulls into my parking lot, gets out and starts screaming again. This time I ask her if she has an uzi. She didn't answer and just continued screaming her pretty little face off at me.
Now then. Today.... I leave my office and am walking down the stairs to leave for the day. And there she is. She was checking the community mailbox, saw me, smiled, and said, "your an ass," and got in her car. Looking forward to screwin with her some more, I pull out behind her, and blaze my horn.
But as I start pulling up closer, I realize that bumper sticker was different. Instead of it saying, "Honk if you have never seen an Uzi fired out a car window" There was a handwritten piece of paper that said, "Honk if you are going to hell"
Yes. I got wtfpwn'ed by a 40 year old soccer mom in a minivan.
Hmm so apparently my guildmates only rated this experience as 3/10....they were expecting some form of actual gun fire. Sorry for the let down.
I have an incredibly short commute to work...about 4 minutes. I usually walk into work about 10 minutes late after driving atleast twice the speed limit on the backroads to my building. Anyways...it all started about a week ago. I fly out of my neighborhood only to get stuck behind some jack-hole going less than the speed limit. And when the speed limit is already 25 mph, 20 is ridiculously slow. So I start riding her....and that is when I see it. Plastered on the back bumper of her car is a Sticker that says,
Honk if you have never seen an uzi fired out a car window.
Finding that interesting (and being the jackbutt that I am) I lay on my horn. For a good 20 seconds. I get the finger thrown at me after the first couple seconds. Well....I am riding her still and after the 3 minute drive, she pulls into my parking lot.....and parks right in front of my building. I am already late for work, and I figured I had a valid reason to honk at her.....as I had NEVER seen an uzi fired out a window.
So we both get out of our cars and she starts SCREAMING at me. I found it relatively funny, so I said, "i wasn't being mean....I just was following directions" and walked inside.
So about 2 days later, the same thing happens again. She is in front of me and I start blwoing the horn again. She was going the speed limit so I wasn't riding her....but I REALLY wanted to see an uzi fired out of a window. Same thing happens. She pulls into my parking lot, gets out and starts screaming again. This time I ask her if she has an uzi. She didn't answer and just continued screaming her pretty little face off at me.
Now then. Today.... I leave my office and am walking down the stairs to leave for the day. And there she is. She was checking the community mailbox, saw me, smiled, and said, "your an ass," and got in her car. Looking forward to screwin with her some more, I pull out behind her, and blaze my horn.
But as I start pulling up closer, I realize that bumper sticker was different. Instead of it saying, "Honk if you have never seen an Uzi fired out a car window" There was a handwritten piece of paper that said, "Honk if you are going to hell"
Yes. I got wtfpwn'ed by a 40 year old soccer mom in a minivan.
Hmm so apparently my guildmates only rated this experience as 3/10....they were expecting some form of actual gun fire. Sorry for the let down.