Most painful...

[noodlenugget]

What would you say is THE most painful place to get hit?

And with what?

I'll go first. I would say corner of the eyebrow with a 3/4" wrench.

[Eileithyia]

My son's Star Wars lego spaceship on the bridge of my nose. And it must of been doing light speed when it hit me, because ouch it hurt. :cry:

[noodlenugget]

My son's Star Wars lego spaceship on the bridge of my nose. And it must of been doing light speed when it hit me, because ouch it hurt. :cry:

Good one, lots of pointy edges on legos.

[odinsnephew]

I'm male so I would say....well I think you know where.

As for object? Try a paintball connecting with one of them whilst youre crouched down so the material is really tight. Yes that hurt :)

[noodlenugget]

I'm male so I would say....well I think you know where.

As for object? Try a paintball connecting with one of them whilst youre crouched down so the material is really tight. Yes that hurt :)

I almost cried reading this...

But I was hoping to leave out the obvious one...

Well...two

[odinsnephew]

I almost cried reading this...

But I was hoping to leave out the obvious one...

That was a bad one!

Another one is any kind of shin scrape, as in slipping off a low wall & the wall shaves your shin like a knife through butter = ouch!

[noodlenugget]

That was a bad one!

Another one is any kind of shin scrape, as in slipping off a low wall & the wall shaves your shin like a knife through butter = ouch!

OUCH!!! This may actually take the cake. I actually forgot about the shins. Bicycles are the worst. Ever been hauling @$$ and your foot slip off the back side of the pedal and scrape the shin all the way from ankle to knee? That kills. I remember once when I was young and was into Bicycle Freestyling. I can't count how many times I swung the frame of the bike around the handlebars and got smacked in the shin by one of the bars.

[noodlenugget]

Ever been walking through a dark room and catch a table leg between your toes? But thats not the worst part. The worst part is not being able to scream or cuss cause you might wake up other people...

[Hannable]

Ya what about walking to the bathroom in a dark room in the middle of the night and kicking a 20 lb. weight bare foot.

i broke my little toe and of course its the middle of the night so no yelling cuz it will wake the house up.

[noodlenugget]

I would imagine that a hard pine cone to the chin would hurt to

[Eileithyia]

When I was little me and my friends were out playing, when a stray golf ball fell out of the sky and knocked me clean out. That was more of a "WTF was that!?" moment, considering we were no where near a golf course. :shocked:

[Tikki]

Late at night...you're half asleep...and you step on a push pin that you forget fell on the floor earlier....PAIN...PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN!

also whamming your head into a cupboard ledge! ouchie.

[Tikki]

When I was little me and my friends were out playing, when a stray golf ball fell out of the sky and knocked me clean out. That was more of a "WTF was that!?" moment, considering we were no where near a golf course. :shocked:

lol, that reminds me of one of the first episodes of 6 feet under, where the guy dies because he got hit in the head with a stray golf ball! teeehehehehe

sorry that I find humour in your pain...really...that would hurt a lot! :undecided:


gah! sorry for the double post...I forgot :( :( :cry:

[Hannable]

Wow ya a golf ball would hurt I accidently knocked a guy out cold once while I was on the golf course. Got him on the right side of his face I felt soooo bad. Left a huge bruise.

When I was about 6yrs old I was jumping on my couch like any young kid would be. And i fell off and craked my head open on a glass table. That sucked because I didn't get knocked out, and the stiches for that hurt almost as much as the wound.

[Eileithyia]

sorry that I find humour in your pain...really...that would hurt a lot! :undecided:

I cant really remember the pain, just the stars I saw. I came round pulling my self up from the ground using my friends legs. she looked more confussed than me.

[Vulcanz]

Sledge hammer the shins!!??? that or that fine grass stuff and pushin in up someones finger nails.... saw that on lost.....god thats gonna hurt.....

[odinsnephew]

OUCH!!! This may actually take the cake. I actually forgot about the shins. Bicycles are the worst. Ever been hauling @$$ and your foot slip off the back side of the pedal and scrape the shin all the way from ankle to knee? That kills. I remember once when I was young and was into Bicycle Freestyling. I can't count how many times I swung the frame of the bike around the handlebars and got smacked in the shin by one of the bars.

Yeah bike stuff hurts. Im a mountain biker albeit part time now & im very wary of runs I havnt done before, always try to check the run first but all sensibilities go out the window after I have gained some confidence, much to my head/wrists/hands/legs annoyance :blush:

When I was about 6yrs old I was jumping on my couch like any young kid would be. And i fell off and craked my head open on a glass table. That sucked because I didn't get knocked out, and the stiches for that hurt almost as much as the wound.

lol, when my sister was about 8 and I was 12 I rather stupidly decided to trip her up whilst she was running after me (playing some game). End result? She ended up munching on our parents coffee table, lost some teeth & punctured her top lip big time, I got seriously grounded = bad all round.

We are in our 30's now & she still reminds me of it :)

<edit> oh check here for something very painful http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candir%C3%BA . Enjoy the pain!

[Aswer]

Nothing has ever hurt me more than when I ripped up my ACL, 2 pieces of tibia, and a menisc in my left knee when I was 14 or so, skiing. Makes me all that better nurse now that I am taking care of my GF who had a strikingly similar injury this Easter when we were skiing in France.

[bodybagz]

Try taking a baseball bat to the ribs and a beer bottle to the temple..not fun :(

[bearbehind]

I once was taking a whizz and the toilet seat fell forward and clipped my dome....

Pain beyond recogition and i pee'd all over my parents bathroom by accident. I was only little at the time. It was probably the only time in my life that i was not happy to have something that was swollen, throbbing and purple between my legs. :weep:

[Idol]

Falling out of a tree and landing, legs open, on a branch. Just like in the movies.

Most painful experience I've ever had.

[rottentomato]

hmmm surfboard to the face after you had just had a rock drag across the bottom of your chin takes it for most severe initial pain


most painful experience over all...coming off a dirtbike or motorcycle on pavement at around 50MPH, having the asphalt tear your skin just off the surface, having rocks embedded into your flesh, the pain of brushing them out with a wire brush, the feeling of anything liquid touching you skin initially, and the pain of your showers for a week...its a constant pain and your flesh throbs constantly....that is hands down the WORST pain you could ever feel...




other than that...i feel no pain because im immortal...but if i wasnt...those would be pretty painful

[snowieken]

It hurts everywhere now I have read this thread.Ever been walking through a dark room and catch a table leg between your toes? But thats not the worst part. The worst part is not being able to scream or cuss cause you might wake up other people...Do you also know the "delayed pain" with this one? You bump the toe, for a second (or a split second) you think "Oh my, this is going to hurt" and then the pain kicks in.

[odinsnephew]

Try taking a baseball bat to the ribs and a beer bottle to the temple..not fun :(

Sounds like a pub fight? Ive had countless bottles broken over my head & received a few headbutts over nothing. I will post a pic soon so you can see the scars. Small town england as the song goes lol.

Great band btw

SMALLTOWN ENGLAND
(Sullivan/Morrow) 1982

Turn left at the lights about 50 yards down
There's a pub in the corner and I'll meet you inside
About quarter to eight and we'll go into town
And find out what everybody's been saying about us

Smalltown walls have eyes and ears
Stories fly thick and fast round here
Truth and lies are all the same
Whatever you do don't rock the boat
You've got to play the game, play the game
Ch: Is it a crime to want something else?
Is it a crime to believe in something different?
Is it a crime to want to make things happen?
To spit in the faces of the cynical fools

The incrowd know that the shell is thin
So they all protect the cage they're in
Get drunk and stoned and wrecked again
No tears of rage, no cries of pain
Nothing ventured, nothing gained
In smalltown England
Because the world outside the pint in hand
Is all so hard to understand
And if visions of the world come clear
They're not allowed to interfere
Ch: Is it a crime to want something else? . . .

The smell of hot food from the takeaway curry
Diesel fumes from a passing lorry
Waiting in the queue in the pouring rain
For the chip shop up on Bowling Lane
Well, last week we all got really smashed
We couldn't stand up, it was a real laugh
And this week's going to be just the same
And the next and the next, again and again
They say you've got to have fun while you're young
'Cause they can't believe there's anything else except this

[bodybagz]

lol ya it was a fight at the party..the beer bottles usually arent to bad... but the one on the temple hurt damn bad..when the bottle doesnt break it hurts more lol. The baseball bat to the ribs was bad thought bruised ribs for weeks isnt fun

[IRPander]

I saw talk about getting hit by a paintball in a very.... sensitive area of the body and I'd like to point out that I took one to the cojones with some swimming shorts on.



You don't know pain, but then again neither do most of us.


My buddy had a car wreck where he had to get pins put into his back. He still can't stand up for long periods of time without getting pains.

[odinsnephew]

lol ya it was a fight at the party..the beer bottles usually arent to bad... but the one on the temple hurt damn bad..when the bottle doesnt break it hurts more lol. The baseball bat to the ribs was bad thought bruised ribs for weeks isnt fun

ow! yeah when it hits thin flesh then the blood explodes horrendously. Full bottle = knock out lol. But why waste that beer?

Moral of the story? Dont be violent, or waste beer :)

Peace brothers ;)

[odinsnephew]

I saw talk about getting hit by a paintball in a very.... sensitive area of the body and I'd like to point out that I took one to the cojones with some swimming shorts on.



You don't know pain, but then again neither do most of us.


My buddy had a car wreck where he had to get pins put into his back. He still can't stand up for long periods of time without getting pains.

My best buddy went "car surfing" when he was 20. He is paralysed on his left side.

That was 20 years ago & he regrets it big time.

Again, dont do it kids :)

<edit> sorry for double post :)

[noodlenugget]

I once was taking a whizz and the toilet seat fell forward and clipped my dome....

Pain beyond recogition and i pee'd all over my parents bathroom by accident. I was only little at the time. It was probably the only time in my life that i was not happy to have something that was swollen, throbbing and purple between my legs. :weep:

What are you? Like... 2 feet tall?

Would help if I read the whole post before replying...

Disregard

[noodlenugget]

hmmm surfboard to the face after you had just had a rock drag across the bottom of your chin takes it for most severe initial pain


most painful experience over all...coming off a dirtbike or motorcycle on pavement at around 50MPH, having the asphalt tear your skin just off the surface, having rocks embedded into your flesh, the pain of brushing them out with a wire brush, the feeling of anything liquid touching you skin initially, and the pain of your showers for a week...its a constant pain and your flesh throbs constantly....that is hands down the WORST pain you could ever feel...




other than that...i feel no pain because im immortal...but if i wasnt...those would be pretty painful

This reminds me of the time I decided to ride a skateboard on my chest. All was going well til I hit a rock and my face decided to get a little more intimate with the pavement.

Inertia sucks...

[kcma]

http://www.t-mobilepictures.com/photos/photo28/77/82/fde52466b527.jpeg?_rh=24yzn9bbiv1a96bilauzi0ggr

scars?

[noodlenugget]

Oh yeah, coffee tables suck as well, as stated at least twice so far. My cousin was chasing me through the house once and I jumped up on the love seat, ran across, and tripped on the way off the other side. I started to scream as I was falling and with my mouth wide open, I hit the coffee table teeth first. Luckily I didn't lose any teeth, but it did force my mouth open a little further than my skin would allow and I tore the corner of my mouth open. Only needed 2 stitches, and I can't remember the pain. But it makes for a good story since we're mentionung coffee tables.

[IRPander]

This reminds me of the time I decided to ride a skateboard on my chest. All was going well til I hit a rock and my face decided to get a little more intimate with the pavement.

Inertia sucks...

haha last time i went luging on my skateboard was about 2 years ago and i had to get my skin scraped just like rotten did.

I live in this huge apartment complex type deal and it's all kind of on a hill of sorts. Apartments start at the top of the hill and continue down it. Well, there are also a few speed bumps, but not until the bottom of the hill.

Let's take into consideration the stupid things I've just done:

1. I was luging on a skateboard.
2. I had forgotten there were speed bumps nearing the bottom of the hill.
3. I was also not wearing shoes.

So I'm cruising and having fun for maybe 45 seconds and I see the first speed bump and the thing that rushes through my head is "Oh, hey, let's put my feet down to stop."

Oh, the asphault had a completely different idea then what I did. It decided to not allow me to stop, but to rather grind my feet against the ground until there was no skin anymore. Realizing I was completely messed up at this point, i lift my feet up and decided to hit the speed bump.

BAM!

I hit, I roll, and i kid, and I roll some more and the only reason i had stopped was because of a parked car.

[bearbehind]

I was once walking innocently down the street when i was knocked cold by the wingmirror on a passing lorry.

Bastard didn't even stop. I just remember being on the floor and some guy asking me if i was alright.

Didn't really hurt that much but gave me a day long headache....

[williamc]

getting knee'ed in the you know where really hurts.

Or maybe getting hit by someone swinging a golf club, and you get hit in the you know where, or getting a golf ball hit in the you know where :P

lol

that would hurt like hell!

[HR_Hellfire]

At about 2 in the morning and pitch black, I came upstairs from the basement where the lights had been on so I can't see anything. I stop in the kitchen to grab some food and then head for the stairs to my room. Basically there is a wall between me and a hallway with an entrance to that hallway. I figure I'm lined up to go through that and have my hands out just in case (I'm not that stupid). So they don't hit anything and I'm like ok and turn left to enter the hall. *wham* eyebrow slams into the edge of that wall with a hand on either side of it. That woke me up pretty fast. Had a bruise down my face and everything.

[rottentomato]

so had a sweater on top of my 20lb weight on my bed because i came home dead as tired...well woke up today, and was talking on the phone...as soon as i got off that sweater looked so inviting...went to toss my head on it and WHAM 20lbs to the eyebrow...remind me to not do that again anytime soon.

[Tikki]

You should all try having a leaking complex hemorrhagic ovarian cyst....then you'll know pain.....yeah....that's right....you'll know what it feels like....
*is in pain*
women get it tough sometimes... :(

[bearbehind]

women get it tough sometimes... :(

Hell yeah, so glad i'm a guy. safe in the knowledge that i won't one day have to squeeze a melon sized person out of a lemon sized hole. That must sting somewhat... :shocked:

On another note whats the nastiest illness you've ever had?

I once had a sore throat that was soooo sore that the back for my throat started bleeding. It was called 'red angry fever'. That was not pleasent :sad:

[odinsnephew]

Hell yeah, so glad i'm a guy. safe in the knowledge that i won't one day have to squeeze a melon sized person out of a lemon sized hole. That must sting somewhat... :shocked:

On another note whats the nastiest illness you've ever had?

I once had a sore throat that was soooo sore that the back for my throat started bleeding. It was called 'red angry fever'. That was not pleasent :sad:

If ive told you once, ive told you twice Bear - do not annoy the ginger haired kids ;)

[bearbehind]

If ive told you once, ive told you twice Bear - do not annoy the ginger haired kids ;)

Ahhh! beware the carrot tops! :scared:

[Tikki]

complex hemorrhagic ovarian cyst.

constant pain even with 2 Tylenol 3's and an extra strength anti-inflammatory. Right now, there's blood leaking into my body from a cyst the size of a golf ball. eventually my cyst will rupture and I will be in more pain than I am now, and there's chance that my abdominal cavity will fill with blood and I could die. to quote my doctor "we're just waiting for it to rupture...then we will be able to identify if the cells are malignant and if it needs to be surgically repaired".

I'm cranky. In as much pain as a female dog in heat. AND WANT TO PLAY WOW BUT THE SERVER IS DOWN!

[Nortap]

Anything to do with your fingernails like a hammer or smashed in a door is pretty bad.

[odinsnephew]

Anything to do with your fingernails like a hammer or smashed in a door is pretty bad.

Ow! Fingers caught in slamming door can be acute pain, especially on the hinge side.

@ Tikki - that sounds awful! I tried to reply but couldnt find the words :(

[Califtw]

complex hemorrhagic ovarian cyst.

constant pain even with 2 Tylenol 3's and an extra strength anti-inflammatory. Right now, there's blood leaking into my body from a cyst the size of a golf ball. eventually my cyst will rupture and I will be in more pain than I am now, and there's chance that my abdominal cavity will fill with blood and I could die. to quote my doctor "we're just waiting for it to rupture...then we will be able to identify if the cells are malignant and if it needs to be surgically repaired".

I'm cranky. In as much pain as a female dog in heat. AND WANT TO PLAY WOW BUT THE SERVER IS DOWN!

OMW....i think its time for a new doctor? He doesn't sound too...bright. On another note, my old roomate had that...it's called polycystic ovarion syndrome or something along those lines? I SAW how much pain she was in, and i feel VERY bad for you, she had to go through all kinds of tests and one day some surgery, so if all your doctor is saying is that you have to wait for it to rupture (which is true) but is leaving it at that...then yeah, switch asap. I hope all works out for the best and you get well soon <3.

Ouch...

Most painful thing that happened to me? Ummm....I was young and swinging on the swingset at my friends house...i was going to do a back flip off of the swing (which i did at my house) and their swing was too low and my face ate the dirt and some rocks :(, and i had a scar on my forhead for a few years...but yeah, it hurt, really bad.

[Tikki]

Thanks for the warm wishes! It is very painful - but it could be much worse! Glad to know other people have shared in my experience! I agree though, I'm going to see a new doctor - she's not the best at giving worrisome new.

And I agree...fingernail pain is awful! like a hangnail and onion juice in it...owwwie!

[rottentomato]

hmm...id say aside from giving birth...

getting a cavity filled with no anesthesia at all :) i had 80% of my tooth drilled out because he messed up the last filling he put in, and missed a portion of my tooth, so it just managed to fill up with rot again, and well i came in 6 months later, and he had to drill out a huge portion of my tooth, and he knows i hate needles so he went to town sans pain killer. kinda painful ;) im really not looking forward to the wisdom teeth...i think imma have to be put under for that one tho...cutting my gums doesnt appeal to me too much

[Lobose]

Worst pain I've ever had was when a horse ripped my shoulder out of its socket (the other one's been dislocated as well =P). I can now move my arms in ways no person should ever be able to and they can pop out SO easily now.

As for sickness.....haven't been sick in about 3 or 4 years.

[bodybagz]

Anything to do with your fingernails like a hammer or smashed in a door is pretty bad.

That just gave me the shivers and reminded me of this pain lol

Also...not really the most painful but...When your REALLY sick and you've puked 40 times in one day and you got nothing left but stomach acid and dry heaves left..wow i hate that.


And yes the dentist and cavitys when you they dont give you enough numbness..oh wow. Hearing the drill alone is enough for me lol.