Chuck Norris

[MrNorris]

Everyone lets talk about chuck norris in this thread. No this is not the barrens, but why not?

Did you know Chuck Norris's tears could cure cancer?!???!! It's just too bad he never cried!! :cry:

[Telic]

Well "Chuck Norris Facts" is a funny site :

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/index.html


My favourites were always :

# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.#

# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.#

# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

:tongue:

[Kronaed]

The chuck norris virus has spread to these forums. We must destroy it.

[Tanitha]

Nononono. Please! I LOVE Chuck Norris. Really. It's about the only thing that makes Barrens Chat worthwhile.

[IRPander]

Too bad Bruce Lee kicked his ass eh?

[bearbehind]

Too bad Bruce Lee kicked his ass eh?

And Yoda could too... :rolleyes:

[PlayThemAll]

I actually like the Chuck Norris stuff, and I agree, it's the only thing that makes Barrens chat tolerable.

A few of my fav's:

Chuck Norris visited The Virgin Islands once, now they're just The Islands.

Chuck Norris doesnt sleep with a nightlight because he's afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

[undeadgnome]

Chuck Norris is so tough, Ford is making clones of him.

Lol, heres an annoying one:

Chuck Norris uses a Elemental Mage Staff as a bat for murloc smackin!

[bearbehind]

Did you know that the first marathon was started when some one spilled chuck norris' pint?

[Epic Dragon]

chuck norris is the best.

[Ryumaru]

Chuck Norris=Epic...No, Legendary..HE'S ORANGEEE
WWWRRRYYYYYYYYYYy

[Vulcanz]

jet-li would kick his ass too