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snowieken
29-06-2007, 03:14 PM
Okay.

I was browsing through my old PM's and saw a few requests for bringing Battlepix back to the forums. So, here we go.

Normally this is mainly reserved for the Pal forum. Why? There is far less chance people will abuse the thread. A thread where pictures are posted is always a big risk on a public forum. I'm willing to give it a go though, which means I am putting my trust in your hands.

But just to be on the safe side, let's go over some ground rules:

1) What is Battlepix? If played right, it's a very fun forum game. People post pictures, and other people post a reply to them with another picture, but only so that the second picture "beats" the previous one. Example:

http://parenting.leehansen.com/downloads/clipart/christmas/thumbnails/cute-snowmanth.jpg

http://img.timeinc.net/instyle/images/v2/products/october/092905_t3overnight_01c.jpg

The blow dryer melts the snowman. A following picture could be, for instance, a bath tub filled with water, or a sign indicating an electric breakdown, in any case a picture that would wtfpwn the blow dryer.

Note: it gets funny when you "exaggerate" in your pictures, if you go a bit over the top, rather than posting the most logical follow-up all the time. A blow dryer in the example above is a bit funnier than the sun, for instance. Other example: Trojan wooden horse --> termites --> anteater. Much funnier than: wooden horse --> fire --> water.

Tag lines are also appreciated, of course.

2) No posts without a relevant picture please. I know you spamrabbits reside in the OTF, so I'm warning beforehand. Any posts without a picture will be deleted. You're free to post comments to other people's pics, but accompany them with a picture of our own.

3) Not required, but it's better if you use a free upload service for your pictures. Photobucket (http://www.photobucket.com) is a good one.

4) HAVE SOME COMMON SENSE OF DECENCY WHEN POSTING PICS !!!!! I cannot stress this enough. Heck, I wish we had the option to blink text with BB code. Even now that I have mentioned this, I know for a fact that I will still have to remove bad taste pics - if I have to do this too often, thread gets closed and no more battlepix for the next 20 years. As I said, I am trusting you guys with this, don't let me down.

That's it, for now, but these rules are subject to change at any time and without notice, so regularly check this first post again.

First picture!
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m266/snowieken/airplane.jpg"Hey Joe, what's that sound?

Dark Matter
29-06-2007, 04:00 PM
Meanwhile, in the real world

http://www.gamleys.co.uk/images/air_plane_ride_on.jpg

Stigg
29-06-2007, 04:16 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/42/Freundinnen.jpg/210px-Freundinnen.jpg

Had posted a bishop, I'm guessing that would have been bad taste?

And Snow, if that request was from me, you must have an endless PM box, that was a good 2 months ago or more.

Gorny
29-06-2007, 09:57 PM
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/5411/sharkfinyz8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)



So much for the kids.

Stigg
29-06-2007, 09:59 PM
http://www.pyramydair.com/blog/images/scuba-web.jpg
Jaws anyone?

Gorny
29-06-2007, 10:01 PM
Gorny takes aim, one blown up Stigg:


http://www.thejump.net/humor/sniper.jpg

Stigg
29-06-2007, 10:03 PM
You call that a cat? Psh. Take a round with my lovely Liger

http://www.fahad.com/pics/liger.jpg

Gorny
29-06-2007, 10:05 PM
Easy.
http://www.forces.gc.ca/admmat/dglepm/wes/wes_equipments/sniper_rifle_c3a1.jpg

Stigg
29-06-2007, 10:16 PM
That gilly suit sure does look flameable
http://www.gascoals.net/Portals/1/Artwork/fireplace%20match.jpg

Gorny
29-06-2007, 10:28 PM
I got backup!
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/3397/supersoakers2004djn2.jpg

Stigg
29-06-2007, 10:30 PM
http://library.thinkquest.org/03oct/00494/Drought/images/Drought%202.jpg

You find the water, and I'm down.

Gorny
29-06-2007, 10:36 PM
There's your water.
http://www.israelshamir.net/Images/Tsunami.jpg

Stigg
29-06-2007, 10:39 PM
That image was taken aboard:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d0/Death_Star.jpg

Your planet is no more.

Gorny
29-06-2007, 10:46 PM
http://www.dan-dare.org/Dan%20Saber/DeathStarExplodeAni.gif

Deathstar = scrap metal.

Tikki
29-06-2007, 11:18 PM
http://discover-indo.tierranet.com/images%20japan/Astroboy001w.jpg


To the rescue!

Gorny
29-06-2007, 11:27 PM
Don't get run over
http://www.theforce.net/swtc/Pix/given/rb/tyd-door.jpg

Stigg
29-06-2007, 11:50 PM
http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ept3.jpg

Vader's not actually Luke's father.

Gorny
30-06-2007, 02:05 AM
His real father and two uncles avoid talking about who's really the father.
http://www.badcolonies.org/spaceballs.jpg

Tanitha
01-07-2007, 08:49 PM
Of course, nobody is capable of resisting the cute and cuddlyness that is an Ewok. Doesn't matter who your father is.

http://knightly-slumber.com/images/worldofwarcraft/ewoks.JPG

Stigg
01-07-2007, 10:38 PM
Oh Tan, you could never be so wrong.

http://www.macstaxidermy.com/bear%20images/bear%20rug%20on%20wall.jpg

Gorny
02-07-2007, 08:23 PM
While you're busy admiring your pelt on the floor, watch ouy for the box in the corner.
http://www.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/solid_snake_box.gif

Stigg
02-07-2007, 08:32 PM
Easily discovered due to my recent work-site notifications:

http://www.uwm.edu/Dept/EHSRM/EMERGENCY/uspsposter.jpg

And yes, your package is rather suspicious.
And I particularly enjoy the "Treat it as suspect" portion.

Gorny
02-07-2007, 09:14 PM
Drinks from Flask of Petrification and opens package
http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/8449/invpotion26fy4.png

Stigg
03-07-2007, 08:03 AM
As you take the Flask, and open the package:

BAM
http://jameswagner.com/mt_archives/Atomic%20Bomb.gif

You survived the explosion, but 1 minute ain't enough to fend off the radiation.

Spennce
03-07-2007, 08:08 AM
oh noes
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/fanaticcook/beano1.jpg

Gorny
03-07-2007, 04:19 PM
I have many lives, Stigg!
http://cache.kotaku.com/images/2006/03/1upMushroom-thumb.JPG

Stigg
03-07-2007, 04:26 PM
Eh, atleast I will outlive you.
http://www.afterthesemessages.com/_ss_keepout/_modules/atmrg/campaigns/14/media/cam_signature.jpg

Gorny
03-07-2007, 05:47 PM
Yeah, but you did not notice this clever trap when you opened the can!
http://homepage.mac.com/johnwirzbicki/iblog/CTBlue/C949557696/E20051229094429/Media/PDVD_396.jpg
Now you are stuck in there with them!

moopy
03-07-2007, 05:48 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/take-my-hand-if-you-want-to-live.jpg

Fear not, help is at hand.

Stigg
03-07-2007, 05:52 PM
/rip Stole your cat's tail

http://www.bionatics.com/VisuelsSpecifiques/Bionatics/Plant/Zoom/typh_a.jpg

(for those of you unaware of what that is, in the US we refer to them as Cat's tail plants.

moopy
03-07-2007, 06:00 PM
http://www.diggerhistory.info/images/asstd/spray-orange.jpg

Plants? Agent Orange says NO to plants!

Stigg
03-07-2007, 06:03 PM
HAZMAT suit says no wai to your AO.

http://www.lermanet.com/tom-cruise/tom-cruise-safe-viewing-kit-01.jpg

Gorny
03-07-2007, 06:20 PM
Won't help you with these guys
http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/t/terminators.jpg

moopy
04-07-2007, 12:46 PM
http://www.alpinesurvival.com/e-bomb-explosion-50x.jpg

O HAI, I CAN HAS EMP?

http://lolbots.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/optimash.jpg

..survivors harmlessly employed elsewhere.

Gorny
04-07-2007, 10:46 PM
Moopy, your survivors did not live long enough
http://content.contentthatworks.com/images/recipe_perfect_mashed_potatoes.jpg

moopy
05-07-2007, 12:35 PM
Superior lifeforms laugh at your primitive Earth tuber consumption methods:

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2006/09/26/smash3.jpg

(A little obscure, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0YF_oNyQXE makes it clearer)

Gorny
05-07-2007, 05:27 PM
Calls in Capt. Kirk.
http://www.unificationfrance.com/IMG/jpg/kirk_phaser_2.jpg

Gorny
05-07-2007, 08:01 PM
I cound not resist posting this one for the fun of it:
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/355/storm03junecf7.gif

moopy
06-07-2007, 01:24 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3a/Q_portrait.jpg/250px-Q_portrait.jpg

I see your Kirk and raise you a Q!