Greetings and hallucinations

[AnejoDave]

For those from the D2 OTF I'm Smeg. For the rest of you, I'm an evil conservative warmongering capitalist pig with a big mouth and a love of anejo rum.

[DrScience]

I see what you did ther--- wait, what?

[AnejoDave]

A fellow farker perhaps?

[DrScience]

oooooh yeeeeeah. without Fark and these forums, my days at work would be mind-numbing.

[AnejoDave]

Smeggy Smurf is my fark account. Who are you? Not only there but elsewhere I might know you from?

[DrScience]

I have many online handles - i dont actually like to share them on the forums. I'm weird in that i like to keep my "personalities" seperate for each online community i frequent. *shrug*

[Suicidal Zebra]

lolol Smeg.

[AnejoDave]

Heh, I have to spam somewhere :grin:

[spadron]

I only discovered Fark the other day and it seems the entire internet knows about it... I wish people would bring these things to my attention.

[AnejoDave]

Heh, I've been a Farker since 2003. 23 greenlights so far too

[Twoflower]

greetings smeg :D

[Tikki]

Fark!? *runs to check it out*

Oh wait!! Welcome! :)

[piscene]

I have many online handles - i dont actually like to share them on the forums. I'm weird in that i like to keep my "personalities" seperate for each online community i frequent. *shrug*

I don't even let my multiple personalities communicate with each other. :grin:

[AnejoDave]

I don't even let my multiple personalities communicate with each other. :grin:

Are you afraid they'll cheat on you with each other?

[Caderbery]

WElcome to the forums :)

[piscene]

Are you afraid they'll cheat on you with each other?

No, I'm afraid they'll plot against me. Sneaky buggers.

[AnejoDave]

No, I'm afraid they'll plot against me. Sneaky buggers.
What you need to do is get yourself an invisible friend. Mine is named Anonymous. They're great for dealing with psychotic multiple personalities. The best thing is all you have to do is pretend to pay them and the idiot will work until you forget there is a problem.