Woman Sat On Toilet For Two Years

[xDarkDrifterx]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080312/ap_on_re_us/woman_in_bathroom

Check out the "related video" link as well on the page.

:shocked:

[Strongwind]

Did this place have only one bathroom? If so, what did the boyfriend do to relieve himself at home?

[xDarkDrifterx]

Did this place have only one bathroom? If so, what did the boyfriend do to relieve himself at home?

That's funny, on the the morning show I listen to, one of the producers asked that very same question. They said they lived in a tiny trailer, so I wonder where he did go to the restroom?

[odinsnephew]

Very weird! Makes me think of this recent news story here http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/7234810.stm in which a man lived with a corpse on his sofa for 5-8 years :shocked:

And how did the couple in DD's story have......erm....well you know an "intimate relationship" ;)

Actually dont answer that :grin:

[xDarkDrifterx]

And how did the couple in DD's story have......erm....well you know an "intimate relationship" ;)

Actually dont answer that :grin:

Maybe just a lot of oral on her part?

She was already sitting down . . . lol

__________

Or how about this one:

http://www.wftv.com/2004/0811/3643906_320X240.jpg

480-Pound Woman Dies After Six Years On Couch

(she actually became fused to it . . . )

http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html#

[rgirty]

He probably just went outside, i know a lot of people in my community that do so.

We made the news a few days ago (oklahoma) and this story happened not too far from where I live as well.

Wichita isn't that far away and BTK did all his handiwork there.

The okc bombing was just over 12 years ago.

The guy who protests all the funerals (religious sect) is based fairly close to this as well.

The heartland? Hardly.

[Elly]

Very weird! Makes me think of this recent news story here http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/7234810.stm in which a man lived with a corpse on his sofa for 5-8 years :shocked:

And how did the couple in DD's story have......erm....well you know an "intimate relationship" ;)

Actually dont answer that :grin:

Intimate relations with someone sat on the loo? You sure? There has to be some scenarios (to most people) that are passion killers.

First thing I thought was that the loo hadn't been cleaned for 2 years. It's gonna take a lot of Jiff to shift that buildup of limescale.:azn:

[Shellar]

Or maybe she couldn't move because she was grasped by tentacles from below.

Just saying.

[elsegundo]

i probably sent 2 years of my life on the toilet. not all at once though.

[xDarkDrifterx]

i probably sent 2 years of my life on the toilet. not all at once though.

Source: Daily mirror.co.uk

TIME is our most precious resource, but few of us really know where it all goes.

Average British man, who lives to the age of 76, and a woman, with a life expectancy of 81

SEX

Women - six months: Of the decades that men and women spend in bed, only six months is having sex, according to bed makers Silentnight. Figures for lovemaking in other places have yet to be compiled...

Men - six months: Men spend exactly the same amount of time as women having sex - for obvious reasons.

EXERCISING

Women - one year: All those hours working up a sweat in the gym or at PE in school takes up a full 12 months of a woman's life.

Men - two years: Playing football, rugby and pool clocks up two years of a man's existence.

SHOPPING

Women - two years: Nationally, women spend an average of 22 minutes a day shopping. That's 651 days in the average lifetime, says Visa and the Future Foundation market research think tank. And surprise, surprise - it's much more than the men.

Men - one year: The survey doesn't say how much of men's time in stores - an average of 370 days - is spent being dragged around by women.

GETTING READY

Women - two years: Working women take an average 90 minutes to get ready. That's made up of 10 minutes showering, 30 minutes applying make-up, 24 minutes doing their hair and 26 minutes deciding what to wear and getting dressed. The research was by lastminute.com

Men - six months: A quick shower, shave and slick of hair gel takes 11 minutes: five minutes in the shower, two minutes shaving, one minute on their hair and three minutes getting dressed. That rises to 32 minutes when a bloke prepares for a night out or a date.

HOUSEHOLD CHORES

Women - two and a half years: Dusting, vacuuming and washing the dishes seriously eats into a woman's time. She spends 12 days a year, or five and a half hours a week, in the domestic doldrums, according to broadband supplier Bulldog.

Men - 18 months: Shocked that men spend so much less time doing household chores than women? No, neither were we.

COOKING

Women - three years: Hard-working women spend 19 days every year slaving over a hot stove, says oven firm Stoves.

Men - one and a half years: Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay aside, most British men prefer the ping of a microwave to spending hours delicately preparing dinner. They are in the kitchen for around 514 days throughout their lives.

DRIVING

Women - three years: Commuting, ferrying the children around and driving on family holidays adds up to 20 hours a week behind the wheel.

Men - three years: Men clock up just as much time behind the wheel, says Lloyds TSB Insurance.

WATCHING TV

Women - 13 years: According to a poll of 30,000 people by NOP World, women spend 18 hours a week glued to the box.

OK, so Desperate Housewives and Corrie are addictive - but just think how else you could spend all that time.

Men - 10 years: The average bloke spends less time watching soaps and more time watching sport. But women have hold of the remote control more often.

QUEUING

Women - four years: Standing in line at the lottery kiosk, bus stop, supermarket or post office seems like a major waste of time - and is. The average adult spends 68 minutes a day standing in a queue.

Men - four years: A larger chunk of men's queuing time is spent standing in line at the bar - as much as 11 months for the average bloke.

EATING

Women - four and a half years: Time spent sitting down at the table to eat is fast diminishing as many busy women eat on the go.

Men - four years: Long lunches and scoffing snacks eats up a long time in a man's life.

INTERNET USE

Women - four and a half years: The amount of time spent surfing the net is increasing steadily each year, and now women spend an average of 11 hours a week online.

Men - six years: Checking up on sport and emailing mates seems to be a big hobby for men. They have even grown fond of online shopping. Well, it saves time in stores, doesn't it?

ON THE PHONE

Women - five and a half years: Over a lifetime we will make or receive 283,126 calls - 155,928 work-related and 127,198 domestic phone chats.

Men - four years: It may come as no surprise that women spend 18 months longer than men nattering on the phone.

WORKING

Women - eight and a half years: Working between the ages of 16 and 60, and taking time off to raise children and at weekends and holidays, clocks up a whole lot of hard labour for women.

Men - 10 and a half years: Slaving away at work from the age of 16 to 65 notches up more than a decade of the average busy man's life.

SLEEPING

Women - 27 years: Eight hours' sleep a night may sound luxurious. But according to a survey by bed makers Silentnight that's how long most women spend dozing when the endless hours spent sleeping as a child and the amount of shut-eye you take through adulthood is averaged. Five years of this time is spent dreaming.

Men - 25 and a half years: Women may not believe that men spend less time in the pit, but in reality it has more to do with their shorter life expectancy than with laziness.

GOING TO THE TOILET

Women - six months: It's a quick in and out of the lav for ladies. Few spend any time reading magazines in the bathroom.

Men - three years: Spending an amazing 40 minutes a day on the loo certainly clocks up over a lifetime, chaps.

[elsegundo]

GOING TO THE TOILET

Women - six months: It's a quick in and out of the lav for ladies. Few spend any time reading magazines in the bathroom.

Men - three years: Spending an amazing 40 minutes a day on the loo certainly clocks up over a lifetime, chaps.lol where else would i be able to read time magazine and peruse the vs catalog in relative peace?

[Euphoricsoul]

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

"And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,'" Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."


You have GOT to be kidding me.

[odinsnephew]

lol where else would i be able to read time magazine and peruse the vs catalog in relative peace?

Sat on your wife/gf's lap ofc!! Or outside ;)

[elsegundo]

Sat on your wife/gf's lap ofc!! Or outside ;)

no peace there. she'll just start talking.


He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

"And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,'" Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."


You have GOT to be kidding me.
dude thats like perfect if you're a gamer.
also makes it easier to cheat on her.

i woulda dumped her after a while. useless things deserve to be dumped.