rojavon
14-11-2008, 02:57 AM
You are standing in a forest.
>North
You can’t go that way.
>South
You can’t go that way.
>East.
You see a giant three headed dragon.
>hit dragon.
You can’t do that to dragon.
>i
You have…
Sword
Magic bag
3 gold pieces
Mysterious box
Candle
Bread
Flask of water
>hit dragon with sword
The dragon laughs at you and eats you with ketchup.
Restart?
>yes
You are standing in a forest.
>west
You have found the town of Stormwind.
>west.
You see a little girl chasing a little boy. “Give me back my dolly!”.
>hit children with sword.
Your score just went up by 1 point.
>east
You see a Gryphon master that offers you a trip to Ironforge.
>ride Gryphon
You ride the gRyphon and sit waiting for the prompt to appear for a really long time and then eventually find yourself in this really big castle thing. There are lots of Dwarves running around.
>farm gold and experience points for weeks and weeks until the update comes along that lets other people to accomplish what you did in about two days.
You are now level 70.
>buy expensive update.
You can’t do that to update.
>buy expensive update with credit card number: Visa XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXXX security code XXX expiration date 8-09.
You are now standing in a forest but it’s much nicer than the forest you once stood in before you updated.
>east
There is a really giant guy that you can’t beat all by yourself and you can’t go any further than this unless you do.
>raid with several friends and some random guy who doesn’t know what he’s doing.
You wipe.
>raid with people I know really well but with one guy who is being hassled by by his mom who wants him to move out of her basement and get a job.
You wipe.
>raid with some jerk who knows how to beat the boss but is abusive to pretty much everybody and steals all the loot.
Really giant guy dies. You get 1 gp and 5 experience points and a mysterious bag.
>North
You can’t go that way.
>South
You can’t go that way.
>East.
You see a giant three headed dragon.
>hit dragon.
You can’t do that to dragon.
>i
You have…
Sword
Magic bag
3 gold pieces
Mysterious box
Candle
Bread
Flask of water
>hit dragon with sword
The dragon laughs at you and eats you with ketchup.
Restart?
>yes
You are standing in a forest.
>west
You have found the town of Stormwind.
>west.
You see a little girl chasing a little boy. “Give me back my dolly!”.
>hit children with sword.
Your score just went up by 1 point.
>east
You see a Gryphon master that offers you a trip to Ironforge.
>ride Gryphon
You ride the gRyphon and sit waiting for the prompt to appear for a really long time and then eventually find yourself in this really big castle thing. There are lots of Dwarves running around.
>farm gold and experience points for weeks and weeks until the update comes along that lets other people to accomplish what you did in about two days.
You are now level 70.
>buy expensive update.
You can’t do that to update.
>buy expensive update with credit card number: Visa XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXXX security code XXX expiration date 8-09.
You are now standing in a forest but it’s much nicer than the forest you once stood in before you updated.
>east
There is a really giant guy that you can’t beat all by yourself and you can’t go any further than this unless you do.
>raid with several friends and some random guy who doesn’t know what he’s doing.
You wipe.
>raid with people I know really well but with one guy who is being hassled by by his mom who wants him to move out of her basement and get a job.
You wipe.
>raid with some jerk who knows how to beat the boss but is abusive to pretty much everybody and steals all the loot.
Really giant guy dies. You get 1 gp and 5 experience points and a mysterious bag.