Keith Roy Weatherley fined for p*nis in pasta jar

[MrBCorp]

Ok normall I don't post news items but this totally had me:

Keith Roy Weatherley fined for p*nis in pasta jar (http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,24675875-662,00.html)

in particular:

Weatherley attracted police attention while he was parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby's Beach

and

They found a 750mm jar around his p*nis and said Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".

:shocked::thumbsup::laughing::laughing:

[odinsnephew]

Bizarre! And thats pasta off the menu for a couple of days ;)

[TPMdm]

Did you say "totally had me" as in "you've been had". You don't think this is real? It seems bizzare yet entirely plausible.
"Pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling" sounds like some good clean fun, unless of course you are wrestling with the cops, or are at a wrestling competition.

[MrBCorp]

Did you say "totally had me" as in "you've been had". You don't think this is real? It seems bizzare yet entirely plausible.

As in , "totally had me...in stitches"

[surodat]

No, that's not the best. This part is the best.

"A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier."

O.o

[Eileithyia]

Hehe, must be a nice brand of pasta sauce, to make someone want to pleasure them selves with the jar. Come to think of it 750mm is quite wide :shocked:

Tonight I’m cooking a lasagne. Luckily I make my sauce from scratch, and not a jar.

[Dorjan]

No, that's not the best. This part is the best.

"A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier."

O.o



I agree, that's what had me! (in stiches)

[Martynmj]

Did any one else get hungry and want to eat pasta after reading this?

[Superspam]

No, that's not the best. This part is the best.

"A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier."

O.o

QFT! I just got a few disapproving looks from coworkers when i loled.

[Mollymog]

No, that's not the best. This part is the best.

"A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier."

O.o

I'm trying to imagine a 'homemade sex aid'. The mind truly boggles.

[surodat]

http://www.pearsonified.com/images/entries/deuce_roll.jpg
The Jack Russel Terrier, trying desperately to escape.

[Peter]

How can pasta sauce be pleasurable ... I'm drawing a blank here ...

I can understand vaseline ... or car grease .. but pasta sauce ????

[MrBCorp]

ROFL surodat !

Hehe, must be a nice brand of pasta sauce, to make someone want to pleasure them selves with the jar. Come to think of it 750mm is quite wide :shocked:

I would imagine that an unshielded jar would hurt, you 'd need something to protect yourself with.

Tonight I’m cooking a lasagne. Luckily I make my sauce from scratch, and not a jar.

From....scratch....? (no no no no no no will not say anything about that...) :blush:

[TPMdm]

From....scratch....? (no no no no no no will not say anything about that...) :blush:

Lol, scratch is not an uncommon name for a dog in this country (Jack Russel terrier).

New marketting campaign
"Name of Pasta Sauce: Our sauce is so good it's better than sex....with yourself (almost)"

[odinsnephew]

Brings a new meaning to the old saying "Your dinners in the dog" :)