Gay penguins given own eggs to care for

[MrBCorp]

I found this article rather weird and funny.

Link (http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/latest/5217215/gay-penguins-given-own-eggs-to-care-for/)

enguins caught stealing eggs from straight couples in an attempt to become fathers have been given their own to look after following protests.

Zoo keepers moved the male birds away from the rest of the penguins to avoid problems as hatching season approaches.

But angry visitors to Polar Land in China complained it was not fair for the males to stop becoming surrogate fathers.

Following the protests, zookeepers gave the pair two eggs laid by an inexperienced first-time mother.

"They've turned out to be the best parents in the whole zoo," on zoo keeper said.

"We will try to arrange for them to become real parents themselves with artificial insemination."

Despite being gay, it is understood the three-year-old male birds are still driven by an urge to be fathers.

[Mazhulsage]

Hey everyone, let's find some naturistic things... Then just take a crap all over it, YEAH.

We'll just start taking all the guy species and put them together, then all the girl species, same thing... Then see how well they reproduce, genius roight?

Wait wait, that's just bs and won't work, hmm... Good thing I don't take a dump on nature like some freaks.

[manitsme]

This **** is legal in humans.

[jschild]

Yes, obviously them being successful parents is obviously unnatural.

Just like them being gay is unnatural.

Those Penguins obviously chose to be gay and will make thier babies gay to through their horrible lifestyle choices. We all this to be truth, you choose to be gay and these penguins are no different.

This **** is legal in humans.

Yes, those kids should be in crappy foster homes instead of being taken care of by loving parents who will turn them gay because thats the whole point of the gay conspiracy. They chose to be gay and thus should be treated like crap by the superior heterosexual parents who wouldn't adopt them in the first place and if they did, wouldn't take any better care of them.

[surodat]

Hey everyone, let's find some naturistic things...

Naturism or nudism is a cultural and political movement advocating and defending social nudity in private and in public. It may also be a lifestyle based on personal, family and/or social nudism.

Then just take a crap all over it, YEAH.

Coprophilia (from Greek κόπρος, kópros—excrement and φιλία, filía—liking, fondness), also called scat, is the paraphilia involving sexual pleasure from feces.

We'll just start taking all the guy species and put them together, then all the girl species, same thing...

In biology, a species is one of the basic units of biological classification and a taxonomic rank. A species is often defined as a group of organisms capable of interbreeding and producing fertile offspring.

Then see how well they reproduce, genius roight?

Reproduction is the biological process by which new individual organisms are produced.

Wait wait, that's just bs and won't work, hmm... Good thing I don't take a dump on nature like some freaks.

... Ummm... does anyone else notice that Maz is making even less sense these days?

The only reason that I can remotely understand what he's saying, is because I know that he:

1. Thinks that gay sex is not natural.
2. Thinks that, naturally (note: not 'naturisticly'), penguins would not have gay sex.
3. Therefore, scientists are forcing penguins to have gay sex.

Those poor, oppressed penguins.:hanky:

edit: Unless he's saying that we shouldn't have interfered, and just allowed the gay penguins to steal the other penguins eggs. As opposed to just giving them their own...