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MoneyTalks
08-08-2009, 10:09 AM
This is a tale that takes place during the early days of the Burning Crusade. The Dark Portal has just opened, and all sorts of commotion have been taking place on Azeroth's surface. Leaders of both the Alliance and The Horde now turn their eyes outwards, to meet their destinies in epic battle upon Outlands surface.

But this is not a story of those leaders. Nor is this a tale about the fel demonic enemies they will face. No friends, this is a different tale, one from far humbler beginnings, than those who are often spoken of.........
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"Oh by the gods, help me, someone help me!!!!! Please.....by the light they're going to kill me!!!!"

The scream tore through the silence of Duskwood as a lone figure could be seen running through the trees, her hasty footfalls and occasional crash through the odd shrub or two marking her every move. The full moon shone down upon her form when it was not obscured by the various gnarled and deathly ill looking vegetation around the area.

Duskwood was regarded as a fel place, one rife with dark dangers, wild beasts, bandits, and things far worse. Often it was enforced that one should only walk the woods of this place if accompanied by the night watchmen, or if one was properly escorted by other parties. To go alone was considered highly unwise. However it seemed that this woman running through the underbrush, red dress torn, hands and feet covered in cuts and bruises, had not grasped the idea of getting a suitable escort.

A nearby branch latched onto the woman hair, causing her to nearly fall back as she ran by, stopping to hastily pull at her brown tresses with dirty, raw fingers, worn from the constant act of pushing apart obstacles as she ran.

"No....no...." she nearly whimpered out, finally simply breaking the branch off, continuing to run through the forest. "Cant stop....cant stop. Please, someone, anyone help me!!!! Can anybody hear me!?!? Wha.....what.....what was that....?"

The frightened maiden turned, looking to the dark and foreboding forest behind her, hearing a sound that sent shivers down her small frame. Her body shook, tears going down her face, as she turned and began to run even faster, the distinct blood chilling howls sounding behind her, accompanied by the sounds of something breaking through the underbrush from where she had just been.

And the sounds as well as the howls, were getting steadily closer.

Elsewhere......

"Oh by the gods, help me, someone help me!!!!! Please.....by the light they're going to kill me!!!!"

"Hey....did...did you hear something Brew.....?" a voice asked in the dark, slurred as if half asleep.

"I din't hear a damn thing by the gods man shut yer gob and go to sleep..." another voice answered gruffly, tinged with that tone of being barely awake.

"Brew.....I could have sworn I heard a voice....someone...Im not kidding...." the first voice continued.

"Oh did ye now!?!?! Well maybe, the little wee voices in yer head, could shut up for the night, and start up in the mornin' when we have some blasted energy to deal with their nonsense!!!!!" the second answered again, grumpier than before.

"Oh so now I'm hearing voices?????? You calling me crazy is that it!?!?!?"

"Well if the boot fits laddie, if the boot.....FITS."

"Your the only one who wears boots here ya drunk bastard!!!!! And they could fit a damn kodo!!!!"

"Watch yer mouth ya pointy-eared son of a-......!!!!!"

"Please, someone, anyone help me!!!! Can anybody hear me!?!? Wha.....what.....what was that....?"

All was silent a moment as the scream came again, much closer.

"..........so am I still crazy now? Or did you not hear that scream and its in my imagination?"

"Don' be a smartass now......"

"No because Doctor Brewdawn, I just have this tendency to hear voices right!?? Wasnt that your damn diagnosis genuis????"

"Ah shaddup.....go check it out...."

"Oh sure, want me to get you coffee while I'm at it?"

"If only ye could be so useful lad....if only...."

Meanwhile.....

The maiden ran still, wincing as her feet bled, raw from the travel, and the various rock and branches that she had trod upon. The sound behind her grew louder, and more than once she felt tempted to look behind her, but refrained from doing so out of pure fear, desperate instead to gain as much distance as possible between her and those who had chose her as prey this night.

After continuing on a bit more, the woman saw in the distance something that made her heart beat faster. A run down home, and in one window, was a single lit candle. Someone was home. Speeding up she ran, slamming into the door, slamming a fist against it repeatedly and urgently.

"Refuge...." the maiden breathed. "Help!!! Please open up!!! Help please!!! Open up!!!! Anyone inside please!!! My name is Clara from Darkshire! Worgen, outside and.....oh gods!!!"

The woman threw herself to the side, narrowly ducking the large claws that raked across where her head used to be, splintering the wood of the door, sending chips flying as pieces of it flew off. Clara fell to the ground, looking up eyes wide in horror at the monstrosity before her.

Though humanoid in appearance, the slobbering monstrosity was by no means a creature of the civilized world. Fur covered every inch of it, red eyes glowing from a long wolf head, complete with a muzzle and mouth full of razor sharp teeth. The hands were large, gigantic claws capable of tearing apart the solid wooden door it had struck, and able to do so much more to soft flesh and brittle bone. The Worgen, every bit like the werewolves of childrens stories, only far more cunning and savage, and worse.....real.

The beast let out a chilling howl, the sound causing Clara to cover her ears as the creature took a few steps forward, eyes burning that red that spoke only of a love for violence and bloodlust. The howl was echoed horrifyingly enough, as several more of the beasts approached, some on all fours, others walking patiently on their two hind legs, claws clenching and unclenching in anticipation of the kill to come.

Clara crawled away, then jumped up, and in a move of pure desperation attempted to run once more. The worgen closest to her only snarled, leaping high, claws reaching to rake her in midair, with enough force perhaps to split her body in twain.

BA-KOW!!!!!

The top of the beasts head blew apart then, bits of skull and blood flying everywhere as its limp body only landed upon the woman, making her fall, eyes wide as she looked to the ruined doorway, and the figure standing in it, holding a smoking musket.

He was a night elf, skin a light shade of blue, glowing yellow eyes narrowed at the body of the creature he had shot, blue hair pulled up into a ponytail that hung behind him. He wore a pair of leather pants, no shirt upon his lean muscled physique. He did not seem happy though, judging by the creases of a frown on his otherwise smooth face. Clara had met very few Night Elves in her time, but was told that they were a serene race, a peaceful people, seeming to possess an inner calm and peace that no other kind could attain.

"WHO THE HELL IS GOING TO PAY FOR THIS DOOR YOU BASTARDS!?!?!?!"

So much for that stereotype.

(This is by no means the end of this tale, but the limit was reached I believe. Input is welcome and appreciated.)

Your Average WoW Player
09-08-2009, 02:15 AM
OK, so this ISN'T a gold for sale thread. Good to know.

semiiramiis
09-08-2009, 04:48 AM
OK, so this ISN'T a gold for sale thread. Good to know.


Lol...glad to see I wasn't the only one who thought that.

MoneyTalks
11-08-2009, 10:58 AM
Gread only shook his head, eyes on the broken mess that used to be his front door. He ran a hand over his hair, amber eyes narrowed in rage. The night elf, pointed his musket at the woman currently crawling out from under the body of the Worgen who he had just blasted in the head. She was most definitely the broad who had been making the commotion before. The elf only grumbled, walking over to the woman.

"Hey, you alright?" he asked, helping her up, her body covered by some of the pieces of skull that had been flung everywhere by the muskets blast. "What the hell are you doing out here?"

Clara coughed, eyes looking fearfully at the beasts surrounding her rescuer and her as well. The Worgen had retreated slightly at the sight of their brethrens demise, but now rage could be seen in their eyes as they stalked forward, teeth gnashing, slobber falling to the grass below as they looked hungrily at the newcomer. Clara hugged herself close to the man.

"Thank you....thank you for coming to save me..." she breathed out.

The night elf turned, his shining amber eyes looking into hers, and it was as if time itself stood still, or so it seemed to Clara.

"Save you?????" Gread asked. "Whooooa lady your barking up the wrong tree here. I dont save folks."

The elf pushed himself away from the woman, stepping towards the doorway. Clara's jaw dropped.

"W-w-what!?!?!?!" she cried out. "But....but you...you shot that beast before and...."

"Lady I did that because that bastard busted up a door that cost me fifty silver to have installed." he explained. "Not to save your dirty looking hide got me? Now you expect me to stick my neck out against these freaking fangs with legs, thats reckless endangerment!!!"

Clara could not believe what she was hearing. "B-b-but were comrades of the Alliance!!!!!" she pleaded. "Didn't you and your people swear to join mine and work together for......???"

"WHOA HOLD ON THERE." The elf asked, stepping forward, one finger out as if to silence the woman, not seeming to notice the nearest Worgen crawling closer. "Listen, my PEOPLE may have signed a damn agreement, but I didn't got me??? If you or your damn people think you can just march up to an honest business elf like myself and boss me around, well I can tell you exactly where you can stick your idea of loyalty and morals, and another thing....."

RRRRRRAAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!!

The elf whipped around, musket firing right into the chest of the leaping Worgen.

"WHO THE HELL ASKED YOUR OPINION FIDO!?!!?!?!" he shouted, turning back to the woman. "Anyways, unless ya got some gold on ya, which I doubt you do in THAT get up, I think I'll get inside to my basement where I dont have to waste more ammo, or be eaten. Because these dumb beasts, are not as stupid as you think, they're going to realize sooner or later, its smarter to attack all at once, and when your wielding a weapon that has to be reloaded every shot, it can get a little difficult!!!!! I'm outta here........"

Clara fell to her knees as the night elf walked into the doorway, she tried to think of something, anything to help her.

"I.....I can pay you!!!!!" she gasped out, eyes on the Worgen advancing. The elf however continue to make his way to the door. "My name....my name is Clara Theran!!!! My father has much gold!!! He can pay you....just...please you cant just leave me out here!!!"

"Give me a break lady, am I supposed to believe in that????" Gread called out, keeping his weapon trained on the passing worgen, the beasts snarling and snapping at him as he edged his way closer to the door. "You really think you can convince me your of the Theran house??? Nice try lady, but I wasnt born yesterday you know!!!!"

"Actually lad......the latest report says the Theran lass' situation has been updated since she ran from home...." a voice stated from the inside of the house, heavy footsteps audible. "And she was last seen....well roun' these parts actually, runnin' from the guards in Westfall."

Gread stopped in his tracks, slowly turning his head to look at the dwarf with folded arms behind him in the small house. The stout individual had a bald head, and a long beard with three braids on the front of it, all of a orange color. Metal bands could also be seen on their ends, one which he played with idly. The earthen descendant was a muscular being, though small, possessing a strength that was both inward and outward.

"...........your saying....she could be?" the night elf muttered, eyes wary on the Worgen. "She uh....she could be the real thing huh?"

The dwarf nodded. "Aye lad. And her father ain't exactly in the poor house."

Gread raised an eyebrow, poking his head out the door, looking at the cringing woman, then back at his companion.

"So......we save her.....were guaranteed....?" he asked, the image of himself swimming in a sea of gold in his head. "Guaranteed....."

"A very very full bag o' jinglin' gold pieces Gread!!!!"

".........alright.....Brewdawn....new plan then.....we save thie girl!!! Collect the reward!!!! And then retire to booty bay for a bit while we........AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

BAKOWWWW!!!

A worgen leapt forth at the elf, one long claw swinging out and knocking the musket from his hands, the weapon firing off, sending up dirt from the forest floor. gread found himself screaming (a bit high pitched, shamefully so.) as he jumped back into the house, just as his companion reacted, charging by, a small wooden shield on one arm, a small handaxe held tight in the other. The stout fellow thrust forward one palm, golden light shooting forth, the image of a hammer visible as the apparition slammed into the worgen, its body sent flying.

"Get up lad!!!! No time ta' waste on yer bum screamin' like a wee lass!!!!" the dwarven paladin shouted out, swinging his shield to catch the snout of a worgen who had come close to Clara, positiong himself in front of her, teeth gritted in a battle grimace under his beard.

The worgen gave a long unanimous howl then, leaping forth as one, much to Brewdawns dismay who gulped, eyes wide, hand tightening on his axe. The first two beasts that charged forward were dispatched by the blade of the hand axe, the weapon striking with such momentum the bodies were sent hurtling into the ground, leaving indents of their bodies. The third feral beast however was not so easy to dispatch, tackling into the paladin as he pulled his weapon from a felled creature. He brought his shield up, slamming into the creatures gut, knocking the wind out of it momentarily, but was unable to stop the inertia of the beasts charge, falling to the floor, his axe falling from his hands.

"Get offa me ya bastard!!!!!" Brew shouted, reaching desperately for his weapon, bludgeoning the creature with his shield. "Is that all ya got eh!?!?!!? IS THAT ALL YE GOT!?!?!"

Clara watched the dwarf on the ground, brawling with the Worgen, then her attention shifted to the newest attackers, more of the foul creatures charging towards her and her rescuer.

Thunk! Thunk! Thunk!

The leading two beasts fell to the ground in mid-charge with high pitched whimpers, as blood could be seen going down their furry coats, arrows embedded in their throats. A third arrow buried itself into the back of the Worgen attacking Brew, the beast immediately howling in pain and reaching behind itself to grab and dislodge the wooden bolt.

However this was its end, as the dwarf it had been fighting took advantage of the distraction, scrambling away, grabbing up his axe, whipping around. Muscles bulging, Brewdawn gave a mighty war cry, swinging with all his strength, splitting the beasts open maw clean in half, the top half of its jaw flying off followed by the resulting spurts of blood.

Clara sat there, eyes wide in shock as she beheld the events before her. The situation had indeed changed drastically, and she was unsure of how to react to it all.

Gread ran up then, bow in hand, another nocked onto it as he stood next to his friend. He took aim, amber eyes narrowed.

"This woman had better be loaded Brew." the night elf growled "I better have enough to be able to buy my ass a statue after this!!!"

The dwarf gave a light chuckle then, slamming his axe onto the front of his shield, eager to keep fighting as the Worgen continued to leap from the shadows.

"Well lad, if the light wills it, we'll have enough gold ter buy ourselves a statue, AND a keg the size of an Elekk!!!!"

Gread gave a small grin then as he loosed another arrow, the shaft burying itself into the eye of one approaching beast, killing it instantly. It was then, the Night Elf gave a sharp whistle.

"PROFIT!!!!!" he shouted. "GET YOUR LAZY ASS UP!!!!! NOW!!!!"

Brewdawn's eyes flashed gold as yet another hammer materialized above an incoming Worgen, slamming into it hard enough its snout was buried in the cold dirt, a small snapping sound tesitfying to its fate. The dwarf then looked over to Gread.

"Ack, ya should've got a bear not that creature ya call a pet!!!" he snorted, stepping forward, spinning, his axe cleaving deep into the stomach of an enemy, then flinging the corpse to the side. "Yer beastie is to lazy I say!!!!"

"He's lazy because you spike his water dish Brew!!!' Gread snapped back. "So shut up and...."

"RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The roar that erupted from inside the house shook the very branches on the trees, the Worgen so surprised they stopped charging for a moment, snouts turning towards the doorway.

Gread winced at the sound.

"Oh dammit......sounds like he's got a helluva hangover." the elf muttered.

There was a blur of black, then the sound of flesh being rended as a large battlecat landed atop one Worgen, claws raking its chest, teeth biting into the unfortunate Duskwood denizens throat. After it killed its victim, the massive feline, turned slowly to gaze at the other Worgen who stepped back visibly from the savage creature in front of them, that licked the warm blood off its muzzle, two now reddened saber teeth visible in the moonlight, razor sharp and truly lethal tools of carnage.

".......definitely a hangover."