Thoq is an Ogre Horde Warrior on Kirin Tor. This journal is kept from his prospective. While on Thoq, I try very hard to never break the character which leads to all sorts of amusements for me as people try to get me to tell them how I'm playing as an Ogre.
Thoq get chicken!
Posted 24-08-2008 at 02:13 AM by OneMadOgre
Thoq good day. Thoq make name under name! Thoq ask many squish elf, orc, long tusk. Most say, "Why Thoq talk like Thoq?" Squishy elf sign paper! Thoq give squishy elf pretty stone. Thoq happy.
Thoq come back. No paper sign! Squishy elf no pretty rock send Thoq. Squishy elf bad. Thoq no care. Thoq eat chicken. Thoq find pretty rock all time. Thoq use throw at big stomper. Thoq no care squishy elf pretty rock. Thoq mad squishy elf no paper sign. Thoq happy no give squishy elf chicken. Then Thoq be sad. Squishy elf no eat pretty rock. Squishy elf dumb. Thoq think Thoq smarter squishy elf. Then Thoq happy. Thoq smile squishy elf. Hope Thoq got right squishy elf. Still all look same.
Thoq get squishy elf sign paper. Thoq get orc sign paper. Leaf Lady ask Thoq, "What Thoq do?" Thoq say. "Thoq get name under name! Thoq paper sign." Leaf Lady ask Thoq go red orc place. Thoq no want go. Thoq want name under name! Leaf Lady say "Friend help!" Then Leaf Lady go away. Thoq sad. Leaf Lady like hug. Thoq like hug. Thoq no like tick. Thoq check tick after Leaf Lady hug. Leaf Lady still no send chicken. Thoq wait mail all day. Thoq check mail. Thoq no find chicken. Thoq hope chicken soon.
Leaf Lady friend squishy elf. Squishy elf sign Thoq paper. Thoq happy. Thoq give paper back orc. Orc say "Thoq! Name under name!" Thoq happy. Thoq go bank. Thoq buy bank space. Thoq no need shiny. Thoq need chicken! Thoq need chicken space. Thoq fill space chicken. Thoq happy. Thoq no listen dead not dead say "Thoq fat!" Thoq no fat. Thoq big bone. Thoq pretty. Thoq no bone like dead not dead. Thoq think dead not dead need eat more chicken. Cover bone. Thoq send dead not dead apple. Thoq think good start.
Thoq need chicken! Thoq more space put chicken! Thoq go red orc place. Squishy elf healer say "Thoq, you strong. You no hurt. Go fast." Thoq LIKE squishy elf healer. Thoq decide go fast. Thoq no stop. Thoq get many red orc, Thoq dead read orc. Thoq happy. Squishy elf healer happy. Sneaky orc happy. Thoq like go fast. Thoq go fast more.
Thoq see Dragon! Thoq no like dragon. Dragon bad. Dragon make Thoq home boom! Thoq no like. Thoq wonder dragon taste like chicken? Squishy elf say. "Thoq! Dragon take Thoq chicken!"
Thoq angry. Thoq go get chicken. Thoq squish loud red orc. Thoq squish hot dragon. Thoq no break sweat. Thoq strong. Thoq check. Thoq chicken! Thoq happy. Thoq eat chicken.
Thoq tired. Thoq sleep.
Thoq come back. No paper sign! Squishy elf no pretty rock send Thoq. Squishy elf bad. Thoq no care. Thoq eat chicken. Thoq find pretty rock all time. Thoq use throw at big stomper. Thoq no care squishy elf pretty rock. Thoq mad squishy elf no paper sign. Thoq happy no give squishy elf chicken. Then Thoq be sad. Squishy elf no eat pretty rock. Squishy elf dumb. Thoq think Thoq smarter squishy elf. Then Thoq happy. Thoq smile squishy elf. Hope Thoq got right squishy elf. Still all look same.
Thoq get squishy elf sign paper. Thoq get orc sign paper. Leaf Lady ask Thoq, "What Thoq do?" Thoq say. "Thoq get name under name! Thoq paper sign." Leaf Lady ask Thoq go red orc place. Thoq no want go. Thoq want name under name! Leaf Lady say "Friend help!" Then Leaf Lady go away. Thoq sad. Leaf Lady like hug. Thoq like hug. Thoq no like tick. Thoq check tick after Leaf Lady hug. Leaf Lady still no send chicken. Thoq wait mail all day. Thoq check mail. Thoq no find chicken. Thoq hope chicken soon.
Leaf Lady friend squishy elf. Squishy elf sign Thoq paper. Thoq happy. Thoq give paper back orc. Orc say "Thoq! Name under name!" Thoq happy. Thoq go bank. Thoq buy bank space. Thoq no need shiny. Thoq need chicken! Thoq need chicken space. Thoq fill space chicken. Thoq happy. Thoq no listen dead not dead say "Thoq fat!" Thoq no fat. Thoq big bone. Thoq pretty. Thoq no bone like dead not dead. Thoq think dead not dead need eat more chicken. Cover bone. Thoq send dead not dead apple. Thoq think good start.
Thoq need chicken! Thoq more space put chicken! Thoq go red orc place. Squishy elf healer say "Thoq, you strong. You no hurt. Go fast." Thoq LIKE squishy elf healer. Thoq decide go fast. Thoq no stop. Thoq get many red orc, Thoq dead read orc. Thoq happy. Squishy elf healer happy. Sneaky orc happy. Thoq like go fast. Thoq go fast more.
Thoq see Dragon! Thoq no like dragon. Dragon bad. Dragon make Thoq home boom! Thoq no like. Thoq wonder dragon taste like chicken? Squishy elf say. "Thoq! Dragon take Thoq chicken!"
Thoq angry. Thoq go get chicken. Thoq squish loud red orc. Thoq squish hot dragon. Thoq no break sweat. Thoq strong. Thoq check. Thoq chicken! Thoq happy. Thoq eat chicken.
Thoq tired. Thoq sleep.
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