The Unnofficial Bad WoW Jokes Thread.

[Jawelik]

Been meaning to do this for a while, and figured it might be good for a laugh. Make up a joke based on WoW, or rip of older jokes and stick wow characters in them. Like a preist and a shaman walk into a tavern... You know. Funniest joke wins a cookie. Mmmmm, cookie... (On that note, a while back we voted for the worldofwar.net's official cookie. Can anyone remember what it was? I think it was chocolate chip).

Anyway, beng as I started this thread, better put in my very own bad Wow joke. Though I hope we get some good ones, I could use a good laugh.

Q: What do you get when you put an Undead guy in a bath?












A: Soup. =P

[The SilverDeath]

An orc, a barbarian and a blood thirsty savage entered a bar.... and that's just the first person!

[xXxDraGoNxXx1123]

Bad jokes eh? I can do that.

Why didn't the undead cross the road with the chicken?

...he didn't have the guts. Harrrrrr!


:cheesy:

[Xinhuan]

Here's a bad joke.. a really bad one:

Tauren: Moo. Are you Happy now?

:D

[Squarebob Spongepants]

This one is even worse :p

What do undead Tauren say?

Boo.



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The game is ready for lunch.

[WarThumb]

What's the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
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A pimple at least waits until you're level 4 before coming on your face

[Squarebob Spongepants]

The undead Tauren says:

Boo.

The ghost of the Rogue he just killed says:

Hey! That's MY line!

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The game is ready for lunch.

[WarThumb]

What do you call a Tauren with no legs at all?


Ground beef

[Jawelik]

Two Tauren are standing in a padaock. One Tauren says "moo." The other snaps, "Bastard! I was gonna say that!"

[WarThumb]

A Dwarf, a Human and a Gnome are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Gnome comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Dwarf says, "I love liver and cheese." The female replies, "That's not good enough."

The Human says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."

Finally, the Male Gnome says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."