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Nork, Gnome Warlock ---- Manimal, Night Elf Hunter
Nork and Manimal watched intently at the Tauren. His brown fur! rippled and wavered as he launched arrow after arrow at the Raptor. They sat silent, waiting for the Tauren to finish its kill before they would challenge it.
After a long fight, the Raptor finally hit the ground and the Tauren pulled out its gigantic axe.
'Now manimal' Nork wisperd to the Elf.
Manimal pulle out his Arcanite Boomstick, with its sniper scope mounted on top and begun to load it with a poisened shot. Nork had always found it amuseing to find a Night Elf with a gun. But he was just as skilled with it, as any other Elf was with a bow. As he cocked the rifle, the Tauren turned and stared at the pair. Curiosity more than fear, awashed his face, though Nork could never tell what emotions any tauren displayed, except when they are angery.
He had sensed them, rather then hearing them. He stood dead still. One was a night elf.. With a gun. The other was a small gnome with a stick. The night elf looked like the type that had some experience with a gun, but was likely to shoot himself in the foot. The gnome looked like he was trying to be menacing but really looked as threatening as a baby kodo. But Beogrand sensed something was near the Gnome, a dark and evil presence.
This should be good, Beogrand thought.
Just to be safe, Beogrand un holstered his bow. It was a good bow. He took it of a dead Sentinel up at warsong gulch when the warbringer Gulgar had conscripted him. Its dark brown wood was etched with mysterious runes. It had the ability to impale multiple targets. The only annoying thing was try to find and retrieve the arrow.
If they thought he was easy prey, they were in for a big surprise…..
Nork and manimal stood there and stared harshly at the Tauren. Nork tried to look as menacing as possible, but Gnomes cant look menacing, even to other Gnomes. The Tauren stood a clear 10 feet or so clear of Norks 3 foot stature. But Nork was not scared of such a beast. He had fought other, more terryfiying creatures than these bulls. With his Staff of Jordan held out in front of him, he begun to summon the Shadow's to aid him in this battle.
Manimal almost stood eye to eye with the Tauren, though he fell short by mere inches of the Taurens full hight. His Snowsaber, that he called, Snowy, appeared out of the bushies from where they had came, lowered its head and growled at the Bull. Manimal did not faulter, he maintained his aim at the Heart of the Tauren, as the creature, un-pretirbed by the situation, in turn, drew its own weapon.
The bow that it drew out, was an ornate piece of work. Runes etched along its bower and the Draw was made out of fine Dryad hair, resiliant, but flexable all the same. It showed true craftsmanship of the bowyers of Teldrassil. used mainly by the Sentinals, all accross the Night Elven lands. Manimal looked on in shock and lowerd his weapon. Seeing a Tauren useing a bow was surpriseing enough, people thought they did not have the dexterity to use one, but to see one in possesion of a Sentinals bow, deemed respect from all. Manimal took a risk and shouldered his weapon and gave Nork a kick to do the same. Manimal tried to speak the best tauranise he could.
'Me Manimal...this' he pointed to Nork 'is friend, Nork, i am his guide...we are lost...here' Waveing his hand around the surrounding forest. 'we mean no harm' Manimal raised his hands to show they were clear.
Nork, looked at the Elf as he spoke a language he could not understand and was perplexed by the situation.
the elves Taurehe was pathetic. Yet he should be commended for his efforts.
Beogrand decided he should be the least bit friendly to the interlopers, after all, he did not want to fight.
"greetings, how may i assist?" Beogrand said haughtily.
The Elf looked mystifyed
Great...... this was going to be a long after noon
The Tauren lowered its weapon, Manimal and Nork let out a sigh of relief. The Tauren begun to speak in its native tounge and Nork looked at manimal for a translation.
'What did it say Mani?'
Manimal looked confused and thought hard at what the Tauren was saying. He had not learnt alot, the little he did know was from Samatha, a tauren that walked the paths in Strangle Thorn, but she had only little time to teach him anything.
'I have no idea, but i think he said something along the lines of "where is my breakfast" i hounestly dont know what he said' Manimal said scratching his head in thought.
Manimals Taurenese was really poor, he just hoped the Tauren would recognise the important words.
you might be woundering how an Elf, claiming to be a guide, could get lost. Well simply put, a Goblin got them lost. Nork, with his fresh new Goblin Engineering membership card, thought he would help out one of the Goblins with some sort of portal device, down in Gadetzan. Well neither Goblins or Gnomes are well renowned for the machines that actually work. upon stepping into the portal, they found themselves, some where and have been woundering around, trying to find where they had ended up for some time.
As Tuscant awoke almost 50 feet in the air taking shelter in a large tree. That had a decent sized hole in the side. But when he woke he heard the voice of a Tauren bellow him. He peered down and saw a gnome and a night elf about to strike the Tauren down. He summoned his pet Shill and aimed his bow down at the gnome...The Shot missed horribly the Gnome and the night elf didnt seem to notice so he loaded another shot fired and immediatly jumped out of the tree... as he fell through the air he unsheathed his Two handed Blade...little did he know they were not even fighting
Last edited by FeBus; 27-06-2006 at 07:35 PM..
Reason: It sounded gay
the dead raptor lied dead on the ground. he said to himself, "I wish i was still alive, being dead is boring." With that wish God struck lightning into his heart and awoken him from death.
"YES! now i am alive again. Whats this? I have been granted super powers! I can create vampires from beyond the grave! But first i must destroy the creature that killed me."
The magical raptor from beyond the grave summoned his vampire army before the Tauren.
(character: pile of kodo droppings/vampire leader)
A innocent pile of kodo droppings not too far away from the action was caught up in the raptor's spell. It was mystically transformed into the leader of the vampires.
"Hooray, my life as a pile of faccaes is over. Now I will randomly kill all who stand in the way of my master, the raptor!" The vampire leader summoned a swarm of faccaes bats to attack everything in their path, their sights focused on the Tauren...
the raptor stood triumphantly.
"No longer will i be a useless raptor, I am now one of the most powerful magic reptiles this world has ever known! I shall be forever known as Lord Hypnos!"
He watched his army of 69 vampires march towards his enemy. He watched in amazement at his vampire leader, made out of faccaes. He was beautiful, horrific, made from the brown waste created by living creatures. This vampire was much more powerful than the others. He could summon vampiric bats made of faccaes.
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